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..»==**%%@ ####.»» fermi's paradox »».#### @%%**==»..
..»=*%@@@# #...»»»»»»»»...# #@@@%*=»..
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......=%@@ on earth (the planet where i live) a @@%=......
..»=*%@@@# lot of us have antennas on our houses #@@@%*=»..
......»*@@ or balconies, we have built large @@*»......
..»=*%@@@@ antennas for larger bandwith, we have @@@@%*=»..
......»*@@ build specialized antennaes for @@*»......
...»=**%@@ specific wavelengths (and sent them @@%**=»...
..»=*%@@@# into orbit), we've built large as fuck #@@@%*=»..
..»=*%%%@@ antenna arrays @@%%%*=»..
..»»==*@@@ we've virtually built an antenna with a @@@*==»»..
..»=*%@@@# dish as large as earth. #@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@# #@@@%*=»..
......==*@ we've learned about our position in the @*==......
..»=*%%%@@ solar system, our solar systems @@%%%*=»..
..»=*%@@@# placement in the galaxy, and our #@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@@ galaxys placement in the local cluster, @@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@@ and »our» local clusters place in the @@@@%*=»..
......»=*@ grand scheme of things @*=»......
..»=*%@@@# #@@@%*=»..
..»=***%%@ and we're moving around the sun at @%%***=»..
..»=*%@@@# velocity and the suns moving around the #@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@# center of the galaxy at velocity and #@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@# the galaxy is moving toward andromeda #@@@%*=»..
..»=*%%@@@ and we're both moving anticlockwise @@@%%*=»..
..»=*%@@## around the galaxy. and we as a species ##@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@# have learned to take all that in account #@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@## ##@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@# and despite all this, despite all our #@@@%*=»..
.....»»=%@ (cliche) beaming of fucking stellar @%=»».....
..»=*****@ radio programmes out in fucking space @*****=»..
.....»=*@@ at the speed of light (light is our @@*=».....
..»=*%@@@# medium! goodspeed you, black emperor!), #@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@@ despite ghosts helping and the @@@@%*=»..
......=*@@ collective consciousness lowpass @@*=......
..»=*%@@@# filtering, despite our very obvious #@@@%*=»..
..»=***@@@ beaming of all our secrets in every @@@***=»..
...»=****@ direction known to us, @****=»...
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..»=*%@@@@ no . one . has . answered @@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@# #@@@%*=»..
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..»=*%@@@# #...»»»»»»»»...# #@@@%*=»..
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..»=*%@@@@ so why is that? @@@@%*=»..
.....»=%@@ @@%=».....
..»=*%@@@# most opponents to intelligent life in #@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@## the universe say it's because you need ##@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@# a class one-or-the-other star and the #@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@@ planet needs to be at a see-and-so @@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@@ distance away from the star (like there @@@@%*=»..
......=*@@ has to be a planet!) @@*=......
..»=*%@@@# #@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@@ but really isn't that keeping the @@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@## definition of life really lax? ##@@%*=»..
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...»=***@@ i think everyone agrees that we have no @@***=»...
..»=*%@@@# idea what we're doing (and it probably #@@@%*=»..
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..»=*%@@@# #@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@# i'm gonna go smoke my third cigarette #@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@# this year and try to snatch some beers #@@@%*=»..
..»=*%@@@# from the local beer thing #@@@%*=»..
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