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,,«:=@## ON EARTH (THE PLANET WHERE I LIVE) A ###&@=:«,,
,,«:=@## LOT OF US HAVE ANTENNAS ON OUR HOUSES ###&@=:«,,
,,«:=@## OR BALCONIES, WE HAVE BUILT LARGE ###&@=:«,,
,,«:=@## ANTENNAS FOR LARGER BANDWITH, WE HAVE ###&@=:«,,
,,«:=@## BUILD SPECIALIZED ANTENNAES FOR ###&@=:«,,
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,,«:=@&&&& WE'VE VIRTUALLY BUILT AN ANTENNA WITH A &&&&@=:«,,
,,«:=@## DISH AS LARGE AS EARTH. ###&@=:«,,
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,,«:=@## WE'VE LEARNED ABOUT OUR POSITION IN THE ###&@=:«,,
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,,,,,«=@ AND «OUR« LOCAL CLUSTERS PLACE IN THE #&@=«,,,,,
,,«:=@## GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS ###&@=:«,,
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,,«:=@@@## AROUND THE GALAXY. AND WE AS A SPECIES ##@@@=:«,,
,,«:=@## HAVE LEARNED TO TAKE ALL THAT IN ACCOUNT ###&@=:«,,
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,,««:===@& AND DESPITE ALL THIS, DESPITE ALL OUR &@===:««,,
,,«:=@&& (CLICHE) BEAMING OF FUCKING STELLAR #&&&@=:«,,
,,«:=@@@ RADIO PROGRAMMES OUT IN FUCKING SPACE #&@@@=:«,,
,,,,«:::@# AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT (LIGHT IS OUR #@:::«,,,,
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,,«:=@## BEAMING OF ALL OUR SECRETS IN EVERY ###&@=:«,,
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,,«:=@## NO , ONE , HAS , ANSWERED ###&@=:«,,
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,,«:=@## MOST OPPONENTS TO INTELLIGENT LIFE IN ###&@=:«,,
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,,«:=@## A CLASS ONE-OR-THE-OTHER STAR AND THE ###&@=:«,,
,,,,:::=&& PLANET NEEDS TO BE AT A SEE-AND-SO &&=:::,,,,
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,,,««=@@## I'M GONNA GO SMOKE MY THIRD CIGARETTE ##@@=««,,,
,,«:=@## THIS YEAR AND TRY TO SNATCH SOME BEERS ###&@=:«,,
,,«:=@## FROM THE LOCAL BEER THING ###&@=:«,,
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