Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 On  Earth  (The Planet Where  I Live)  A 
 Lot Of Us  Have Antennas On  Our  Houses 
 Or  Balconies,   We  Have   Built  Large 
 Antennas  For Larger Bandwith,  We  Have 
     Build Specialized Antennaes For      
    Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them   
 Into Orbit),  We'Ve Built Large  As Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually Built An Antenna  With A 
          Dish As Large As Earth.         
                                          
 We'Ve  Learned About Our Position In The 
      Solar System, Our Solar Systems     
 Placement   In   The  Galaxy,  And   Our 
 Galaxys Placement In The Local  Cluster, 
 And  Our Local Clusters Place  In  The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And  The Suns Moving Around The 
 Center  Of  The  Galaxy At Velocity  And 
 The  Galaxy Is  Moving  Toward Andromeda 
    And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise   
 Around The  Galaxy. And We As A  Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And  Despite  All This, Despite  All Our 
    (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar   
 Radio  Programmes  Out In  Fucking Space 
 At  The Speed  Of Light  (Light  Is  Our 
 Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!),  
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
   Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious    
 Beaming  Of All  Our  Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No        One      Has       Answered 
                                          
                          
      Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
             So Why Is That?              
                                          
 Most  Opponents  To Intelligent Life  In 
 The  Universe Say  It'S Because You Need 
 A  Class One-Or-The-Other Star  And  The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away From The Star (Like  There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But   Really  Isn'T  That  Keeping   The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I  Think Everyone Agrees That We Have No 
 Idea What We'Re  Doing (And It  Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 I'M  Gonna  Go Smoke My Third  Cigarette 
 This  Year And Try To  Snatch Some Beers 
         From The Local Beer Thing