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.~-^§%¤@##                --%    %--                ##@¤%§^-~.
.~-^§%¤@##              --%  Life  %--              ##@¤%§^-~.
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.~-^§%¤@## - - % A  Multitude Of  Definitions % - - ##@¤%§^-~.
.~-^§%¤@## -   %   Does   Not    Help.   We   %   - ##@¤%§^-~.
..~--§§%¤@ %     Can     Say     "Life     Is     % @¤%§§--~..
......~^%¤ -    %   What   We    Are,   And   %   - ¤%^~......
.~-^§%¤@## -  -  %  What  Things  Like  Us  %  -  - ##@¤%§^-~.
.....~--§¤ -   %   Are",    But   Then   We   %   - ¤§--~.....
.~-^§%¤@## %    Must    Also    Define    What    % ##@¤%§^-~.
.~-^§%¤@## -  %  "Things  Like  Us"  Actually  %  - ##@¤%§^-~.
...--§§§¤¤ -  -  %  Entails, How  It  Should %  - - ¤¤§§§--...
....-§§§%¤ -   %   Be   Measured,  Who   Or   %   - ¤%§§§-....
.~-^§§§§%¤ %    What    Is    The    Arbiter,     % ¤%§§§§^-~.
.....-^%@@ -   %   And  So   Instead  There   %   - @@%^-.....
.~-^§%¤@## -   -    %   Is   This   Internationally ##@¤%§^-~.
......-§%@ Sanctioned      List     %      -      - @%§-......
.~-^§%¤@## - -  -  -  % Of  Criteria  %  -  -  -  - ##@¤%§^-~.
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.....~^%%¤ - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      ¤%%^~.....
.....-^^%@ - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  @%^^-.....
.~~~^^§§¤# - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  #¤§§^^~~~.
.....~~^%@ - Life Can Steal                         @%^~~.....
.~-^§%¤@## - Life Can Be Cursed                     ##@¤%§^-~.
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