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&¨¨&&&¨¨&& 4ND «OUR« LOC4L CLUST3RS PL4C3 1N TH3 &&&¨¨¨¨¨&¨
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&¨&&¨&¨&¨¨ V3LOC1TY 4ND TH3 SUNS MOV1NG 4ROUND TH3 &¨&&&&&¨&¨
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¨¨¨&¨&¨¨¨& 4ND W3'R3 BOTH MOV1NG 4NT1CLOCKWIS3 &&&&&¨¨&&¨
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&¨¨&¨¨¨&¨& H4V3 L34RNED TO T4K3 4LL TH4T 1N 4CCOUNT &&¨¨¨&&&&&
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&¨&¨&¨¨¨¨& 1D34 WH4T W3'R3 DO1NG (4ND 1T PROB4BLY &&¨¨¨¨&&&&
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