Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 On  Earth (The Planet  Where I  Live)  A 
 Lot Of Us Have Antennas  On  Our  Houses 
 Or   Balconies,  We   Have  Built  Large 
 Antennas For  Larger  Bandwith, We  Have 
      Build Specialized Antennaes For     
   Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them    
 Into Orbit),  We'Ve  Built Large As Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually Built An Antenna  With A 
          Dish As Large As Earth.         
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About Our  Position In The 
      Solar System, Our Solar Systems     
 Placement  In   The   Galaxy,   And  Our 
 Galaxys  Placement In The Local Cluster, 
 And  Our  Local Clusters Place  In The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And The Suns Moving  Around The 
 Center  Of The Galaxy  At  Velocity  And 
 The  Galaxy Is Moving  Toward  Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around  The Galaxy.  And We As A Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And  Despite  All  This, Despite All Our 
   (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar    
 Radio Programmes Out  In  Fucking  Space 
 At  The  Speed  Of  Light (Light Is  Our 
 Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!),  
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
    Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious   
 Beaming  Of All  Our  Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No      One        Has       Answered 
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
             So Why Is That?              
                                          
 Most  Opponents  To  Intelligent Life In 
 The Universe Say  It'S  Because You Need 
 A  Class One-Or-The-Other Star  And  The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away  From The Star (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But   Really  Isn'T  That  Keeping   The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone Agrees That  We Have No 
 Idea What We'Re Doing  (And  It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
      Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 I'M  Gonna Go Smoke My  Third  Cigarette 
 This Year And  Try To Snatch Some  Beers 
        From The Local Beer Thing