At sign, At Sign, So Many At Signs..  
                 
                                       
                                      
                                 
 Mom,   What'S   An  Internet?         
                                      
     It'S A  Kind Of  Computer Program 
 Where  You  Can  Send  Letters  To   The 
                 Tigers,                  
      Even  Such  A Thing Is Possible. 
                                       
                                      
                                     
 How  Do  I Get  It  To Run?  Press  That 
                  Button                  
                       Over There. 
                            
                               
 Right, AndNow?               
                                         
                          Wait...   
      Mom, There'S A Pop Up.    It 
     Says The Internet Has Been Stolen! 
                                      
 What?                       Yeah,     
      Then We Must Search For It.       
                                      
 Not  In  The  Clothes  Chamber...      
       Not In The Ice Cream Machine... 
 Not   Behind  The   Couch...          
                                     
  Look - Stolen; Gone From Our  World.  
                                     
                                     
  
  Here'S The  Entrance To World Three.  
  
                                       
   Ok,  Let'S  Go   Inside...         
 What  A  Coup!  Yes!        Oh  Look, 
 There'S  The  Royal  Ship  Of   Naboo... 
                                          
                                          
                 
 ***    Database     @     Stolen     *** 
 Appeared   On   The   Electro-Billboard. 
                 
                                          
                                          
 They Went  Inside  Their  House  And Saw 
 The  Modem Fast  Asleep On  The  Carpet. 
 Super  Duper  Spaceship!  Boo  Yah!  The 
 Thousandth  Planet  We  Claim  As  Ours!