,,~=$$&### ###&$$=~,,
,¨,~;^&§¶# #¶§&^;~,¨,
.,~*†§@¶## ##¶@§†*~,.
.¨^=†*&£@# #@£&*†=^¨.
.:~/^*§@## ##@§*^/~:.
,¨~»;§&££# ¨ #££&§;»~¨,
.,~:^£¤¶## . ##¶¤£^:~,.
...«*%£¤## , ##¤£%*«...
¨,~/%£§@## ¨ ¨ ##@§£%/~,¨
,.-~==¤¤## ¨ , . ##¤¤==~-.,
.,=/%%§### # . # , . ###§%%/=,.
¨¨,~††$@## ¨ . . # # . # ##@$††~,¨¨
¨,»;=&£### ;;&;=»»»;&;=»&;&=»»;&;&;=»»»=;&;&;;»»&»; ###£&=;»,¨
¨¨.=/^&@@# ======================================== #@@&^/=.¨¨
..«:^$£### «««««««««««« S34WEED COFF3E «««««««««««« ###£$^:«..
..:-†*&§£# ---------------------------------------- #£§&*†-:..
¨:»:*@&¶## »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» ##¶&@*:»:¨
..:~^†¤¤@# #@¤¤†^~:..
.:~^†¤¤@## S34WEED COFF3E, 4LSO COLLOQU14LLY ##@¤¤†^~:.
..:~^†¤¤@# C4LL3D S34WEED BR3W OR PL4NKTON COFF3E. #@¤¤†^~:..
.:~^†¤¤@## B1TT3R, S4LTY, O1LY, 4ND T34L 4S TH3 ##@¤¤†^~:.
..:~^†¤¤@# H41R OF 4 M1KU. #@¤¤†^~:..
.:~^†¤¤@## ##@¤¤†^~:.
..:~^†¤¤@# W3 D3C1DED HUNDR3DS OF Y34RS 4GO TO #@¤¤†^~:..
.:~^†¤¤@## STOP TH3 TR4V3L FROM OUR D3EP M4RSH3S ##@¤¤†^~:.
..:~^†¤¤@# UP TO TH3 4R1D R3G1ONS WH3RE TH3 #@¤¤†^~:..
.:~^†¤¤@## R3GUL4R B34NS GROW. TH3 3FFORT W4S ##@¤¤†^~:.
..:~^†¤¤@# N3VER WORTH TH3 Y13LD, 4ND NO ON3 #@¤¤†^~:..
.:~^†¤¤@## W4NT3D TO ST4Y UP TH3RE. W3 N3ED W4T3R ##@¤¤†^~:.
..:~^†¤¤@# 4ROUND OUR F3ET. #@¤¤†^~:..
.:~^†¤¤@## ##@¤¤†^~:.
..:~^†¤¤@# WH3N W3 R34L1ZED TH4T TH3 TR4D3RS WHO #@¤¤†^~:..
.:~^†¤¤@## W3RE W1LLING TO DO TH1S JOURN3Y FOR US ##@¤¤†^~:.
..:~^†¤¤@# COULD NOT M3ET OUR D3M4NDS, OR 1F TH3Y #@¤¤†^~:..
.:~^†¤¤@## COULD W3 W3RE UN4BL3 TO P4Y TH3M, W3 ##@¤¤†^~:.
..:~^†¤¤@# S3T OUT TO F1ND SOM3 SUBST1TUT3 1N OUR #@¤¤†^~:..
.:~^†¤¤@## LOC4L 3COSYSTEM. ##@¤¤†^~:.
..:~^†¤¤@# #@¤¤†^~:..
.,=†^¤#### ======================================== ####¤^†=,.
..,«:%£#@# «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« #@#£%:«,..
,-»:%¤§@## »»»»»»»»»»»» DR1NK CR1T3RI4 »»»»»»»»»»»» ##@§¤%:»-,
,,,=^†%§## ======================================== ##§%†^=,,,
¨.==†%§@## ======================================== ##@§%†==.¨
..^»^†§£## ##£§†^»^..
.^»^†§£### W3 OUTL1N3D TH3 FOLLOW1NG TR41TS 4S ###£§†^»^.
..^»^†§£## 4BSOLUT3 R3QU1REMENTS OF OUR N3W DR1NK: ##£§†^»^..
.^»^†§£### ###£§†^»^.
..^»^†§£## ^#»» C4FF31NATED »»#^ ##£§†^»^..
.^»^†§£### ###£§†^»^.
..^»^†§£## ^#»» B1TT3R »»#^ ##£§†^»^..
.^»^†§£### ###£§†^»^.
..^»^†§£## ^#»» 3NJOYED HOT »»#^ ##£§†^»^..
.^»^†§£### ###£§†^»^.
..^»^†§£## 4DD1TIONALLY, W3 PR4Y3D FOR: ##£§†^»^..
.^»^†§£### ###£§†^»^.
..^»^†§£## ^#»» M3D1C4L PROP3RT1ES »»#^ ##£§†^»^..
.^»^†§£### ###£§†^»^.
..^»^†§£## ^#»» 34S1LY PR3P4RED »»#^ ##£§†^»^..
.^»^†§£### ###£§†^»^.
...»\%%@¶# »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» #¶@%%\»...
.,-*=$@£## ---------------------------------------- ##£@$=*-,.
..^==*%### =============== TH3 D3ER =============== ###%*==^..
¨^~**%¤### ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ###¤%**~^¨
,,.~;*¤@## ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##@¤*;~.,,
,,===&&### ###&&===,,
,,,===&&## W3 TR13D M4NY TH1NGS. ROOTS, V1N3S, ##&&===,,,
,,===&&### WH4T3VER B34NS WOULD SURV1V3 OUR ###&&===,,
,,,===&&## CL1M4T3. W3 TR13D TO CULT1V4T3 4 COFF3E ##&&===,,,
,,===&&### PL4NT TH4T COULD B3 GROWN CLOS3R TO US. ###&&===,,
,,,===&&## BUT OUR R3SE4RCH W4S FRU1TL3SS, 4ND ##&&===,,,
,,===&&### 4FT3R 4 F3W G3NER4T1ONS, TH3 3NDE4VOUR ###&&===,,
,,,===&&## W4S S3EN 4S 4N OLD 4ND F4D3D DR34M. ##&&===,,,
,,===&&### ###&&===,,
,,,===&&## UNT1L, ON3 D4Y, 4 S34 DEER B3CKONED US ##&&===,,,
,,===&&### OV3R TO 4 SHUNN3D 1SL4ND 1N TH3 ###&&===,,
,,,===&&## M4RSHLANDS, W3RE 3VERYBODY KN3W NOTH1NG ##&&===,,,
,,===&&### GOOD WOULD THR1V3, 4ND SHOW3D US TH3 ###&&===,,
,,,===&&## S34WEED, JUST B3LOW TH3 SURF4C3. ##&&===,,,
,,===&&### ###&&===,,
,,,===&&## B34UT1FUL! W3 W3RE 1N 4W3. TH1S ##&&===,,,
,,===&&### WORTHL3SS 1SL4ND, F1LL3D W1TH NOTH1NG ###&&===,,
,,,===&&## BUT TROUBL3, Y3T JUST B3LOW TH3 ##&&===,,,
,,===&&### W4T3RL1NE... TH3 K3Y TO DR1NKING COFF3E ###&&===,,
,,,===&&## ONC3 4GA1N! ##&&===,,,
,,===&&### ###&&===,,
,,,===&&## ##&&===,,,
,,===&&### ###&&===,,
,,,===&&## ##&&===,,,
,,===&&### ###&&===,,