#~~# On Felines. ~#~~#~~#~~#~~#~~#~~#~~#           
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           ,, To Find A Good Feline You Must     @,           
           %, Roam, And Then You Must Sit Still. ,%           
           ,% Gleaming Eyes From A Shadow On A   ,,           
           ,, Brick Wall, Brushy Tail In A       %,           
           %, Pumpkin Patch...                   ,%           
           ,% A Creature Is Near.                ,,           
           ,,                                    %,           
           %, You Must Feign Disinterest. With   ,%           
           ,% The Feline In The Corner Of Your   ,,           
           ,, Eye, Perhaps Find A Beautiful Rock %,           
           %, On The Ground, And Bend Down To    ,%           
           ,% Look Closer.                       ,,           
           ,,                                    %,           
           %, Having Announced Yourself Like     ,%           
           ,% This, They May Approach, Or You    ,,           
           ,, Can Perhaps Sneak Closer. Would    %,           
           %, They Remain, It'S Is An Immense    ,%           
           ,@ Gift Of Trust, And We Celebrate!   ,,           
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            It'S Important To Note That This Is A             
                Predator. Even If They May Show               
            Themselves, They Are Not Guaranteed To            
                        Be Benevolent.