GROSS SEXY MUSCLE COWS       
                       
                                          
 THE COW NATIVE TO THE ALVAR IS THE SEXY  
 BEAST COW, FIVE TIMES AS MUSCULAR AS A   
 REGULAR COW, AND TEN TIMES AS SEXY.      
                                          
 THEY MOSTLY EAT GRASS, OR LESSER COWS    
 (NOT A NEAT BUSINESS).