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.:~*†@§¶## The Cat  Is The  Best  Animal  Wavetable ##¶§@†*~:.
.:~*@§¶### For  Everyday  Being With,  If  Not Just ###¶§@*~:.
.:~*†@§§§#     The Best Wavetable, Any Category.    #§§§@†*~:.
.:~*†@§¶## It Is  Usually About  Half  An Arm Long, ##¶§@†*~:.
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.....:**@§ On The  Head There  Are Two Pointy  Ears §@**:.....
.:~*†@§¶## And A Snout  Where The Nose Is. Its Eyes ##¶§@†*~:.
.:~*†@§### Are  Intense And  Not Entirely  Pleasant ###§@†*~:.
.:~*†@§¶## To Stare Into, But The Cat  Doesn'T Want ##¶§@†*~:.
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.....:*@§§        Important For Balance And         §§@*:.....
.:~*†@§¶##  Communication. Read Also Catsounds For  ##¶§@†*~:.
.:~*†@§¶## More  About Communication With  The Cat. ##¶§@†*~:.
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.:~*†@§§§¶ :   Hunt    Critters   And    Birds    : ¶§§§@†*~:.
.:~*†@§¶## :  You  Can  Sometimes  Pet  The  Cat  : ##¶§@†*~:.
.:~*†@§¶##               : They Purr :              ##¶§@†*~:.
.:~*†@§¶##            : Meow For Food :             ##¶§@†*~:.
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