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,,,,^==/*§    Recruiting Takes Place In Peoples     §*/==^,,,,
,^=/*%§#@# Yards, Or Outside Stores, Or  With A Bit #@#§%*/=^,
,^=/*%%§§§         Of Violence And Trickery.        §§§%%*/=^,
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,^=/*%%§§@ Throw   The  Fourleggers  Into   A  Van. @§§%%*/=^,
,,,,^/%%§§ Decode Them.  Sort Them  By Species  And §§%%/^,,,,
,^=/*%§#@@                  Taste.                  @@#§%*/=^,
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,,^=////*§ Decorate  The  Dog,  Decorate  The  Dogs §*////=^,,
,,,,,=/*§@ Mind,  Upsize  The Paws,  Or  The  Whole @§*/=,,,,,
,^=/*%§#@#   Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait,  #@#§%*/=^,
,^=/*%§#@# Sing A Tune About Being  Brought To Your #@#§%*/=^,
,,,,^^/**§ Roads End And Reborn As  Something Else. §**/^^,,,,
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,^=/*%§### You    Can'T    Go   The    Same    Way, ###§%*/=^,
,,,,,=*§§#  Unfortunately, Though Another Path Is   #§§*=,,,,,
,^=/*%§@## Open. A  Grimier, Grainier, More Painful ##@§%*/=^,
,,,,,,=/%§ Approach.  Hopefully Bliss Is At The End §%/=,,,,,,
,^=/*%§#@# Of  It,  But  I Don'T  Know.  Might Just #@#§%*/=^,
,,,,=***§§ Ruin  You.  Will  Probably   Ruin   You. §§***=,,,,
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