RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE  STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A   VAN. 
 DECODE THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS  IS AT THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU.