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,,.«/^*#@#    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     #@#*^/«.,,
,.«/^*#@## YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT ##@#*^/«.,
,,.«/^*#@#        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         #@#*^/«.,,
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,,,,.«/^*# THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. #*^/«.,,,,
,,,,,.«/^* DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM BY  SPECIES  AND *^/«.,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,.« DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS «.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,. MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE .,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,.«/ SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR /«.,,,,,,,
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,,,,.«/^*# YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, #*^/«.,,,,
,,,.«/^*#@   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  @#*^/«.,,,
,,.«/^*#@# OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL #@#*^/«.,,
,.«/^*#@## APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END ##@#*^/«.,
,,.«/^*#@# OF  IT,  BUT  I DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST #@#*^/«.,,
,,,.«/^*#@ RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. @#*^/«.,,,
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