RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. 
 DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM BY  SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END 
 OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU.