..:»/$@@#@ @#@@$/»:..
.:»/$@@#@# #@#@@$/»:.
..:»/$@@#@ @#@@$/»:..
...:»/$@@# #@@$/»:...
....:»/$@@ @@$/»:....
.....:»/$@ RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES @$/»:.....
......:»/$ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT $/»:......
.......:»/ OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY. /»:.......
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.........: THROW THE FOURLEGGERS INTO A VAN. :.........
.......... DECODE THEM. SORT THEM BY SPECIES AND ..........
.......... TASTE. ..........
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.........: DECORATE THE DOG, DECORATE THE DOGS :.........
........:» MIND, UPSIZE THE PAWS, OR THE WHOLE »:........
.......:»/ CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT, /»:.......
......:»/$ SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR $/»:......
.....:»/$@ ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. @$/»:.....
....:»/$@@ @@$/»:....
...:»/$@@# YOU CAN'T GO THE SAME WAY, #@@$/»:...
..:»/$@@#@ UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS @#@@$/»:..
.:»/$@@#@# OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL #@#@@$/»:.
..:»/$@@#@ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END @#@@$/»:..
...:»/$@@# OF IT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. MIGHT JUST #@@$/»:...
....:»/$@@ RUIN YOU. WILL PROBABLY RUIN YOU. @@$/»:....
.....:»/$@ @$/»:.....
......:»/$ $/»:......
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