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,^^~^$$$##    recruiting takes place in peoples     ##$$$^~^^,
,^~^$$#### yards, or outside  stores, or with a bit ####$$^~^,
,^~^$$####        of violence and trickery.         ####$$^~^,
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,,,,~^$$$# throw  the   fourleggers  into   a  van. #$$$^~,,,,
,^~^$$#### decode  them.  sort  them by species and ####$$^~^,
,,,~~^$$$#                  taste.                  #$$$^~~,,,
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,,,,,~$### decorate  the  dog,  decorate  the  dogs ###$~,,,,,
,^~^$$#### mind, upsize  the  paws,  or  the  whole ####$$^~^,
,^~^$$####   creature, frame a burroughs portrait,  ####$$^~^,
,,,,,^^$## sing a  tune about being brought to your ##$^^,,,,,
,,,,,^^$$# roads end  and reborn as something else. #$$^^,,,,,
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,^~^$$#### you    can't    go    the    same   way, ####$$^~^,
,^~^$$$$##  unfortunately, though another path is   ##$$$$^~^,
,,,,,^^$## open. a grimier,  grainier, more painful ##$^^,,,,,
,,,,,,~$## approach.  hopefully bliss is at the end ##$~,,,,,,
,^~^$$#### of  it,  but  i  don't know. might  just ####$$^~^,
,^~^$$#### ruin   you.  will  probably  ruin   you. ####$$^~^,
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