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#†*:,,,,,, ##@#$† M †$#@## ,,,,,,:*†#
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#†*:,,,,,, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,,,,,:*†#
##@#$†*»:, *** MC DONALDS *** ,:»*†$#@##
#†*»:,,,,, ,,,,,:»*†#
####$†*»:, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,:»*†$####
###@#$*»:, ,:»*$#@###
##@#$†*»:, : CHEESEBURGER : ,:»*†$#@##
##†*:,,,,, : NUGGETS : ,,,,,:*†##
##@#$†*»:, : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : ,:»*†$#@##
@@#†*:,,,, : FRIES : ,,,,:*†#@@
##@#$†*»:, : CARBONATED WATER : ,:»*†$#@##
###@#†*»:, : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : ,:»*†#@###
#$$*::,,,, : BIG MAC : ,,,,::*$$#
##$†††*»:, : COFFEE : ,:»*†††$##
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#††»,,,,,, ##### * ##### ,,,,,,»††#
##@#$†*»:, ,:»*†$#@##
####$†*»:, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,:»*†$####
##@#$†*»:, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,:»*†$#@##
@@$$††*»:, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,:»*††$$@@
##@#$†*»:, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,:»*†$#@##
##†*:,,,,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,,,,:*†##
###††»:,,, ,,,:»††###
###@#†*»:, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,:»*†#@###
@#†»»»»»:, ,:»»»»»†#@
@@$††»»»:, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,:»»»††$@@
##@#$†*»:, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,:»*†$#@##
@@@#$†*»:, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,:»*†$#@@@
#†»»»,,,,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,,,,»»»†#
#$$*»:,,,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,,,:»*$$#
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##@#$†*»:, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,:»*†$#@##
#@@#$†*»:, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,:»*†$#@@#
@#†»::,,,, :, THE GOLDEN M ,: ,,,,::»†#@
##†***::,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,::***†##
##@#$†*»:, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,:»*†$#@##
#††**:,,,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,,,:**††#
@@$*»»,,,, NEW AND FRESH. ,,,,»»*$@@
##@#$†*»:, ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,:»*†$#@##
@##†*::,,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,,::*†##@
##@#$†*»:, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,:»*†$#@##
##†**:,,,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,,,:**†##
##@#$†*»:, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,:»*†$#@##
#†»,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,»†#
###$†**»:, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,:»**†$###
#$*:,,,,,, FOREVER. ,,,,,,:*$#
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#†»,,,,,,, ### * ### ,,,,,,,»†#
##@#$†*»:, ,:»*†$#@##
###@#$†*»: AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED :»*†$#@###
##@#$†*»:, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,:»*†$#@##
@##††*»:,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,:»*††##@
##@#$†*»:, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,:»*†$#@##
#@##$†*»:, ,:»*†$##@#
#@##$†*»:, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,:»*†$##@#
#†*»»,,,,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,,,,»»*†#
#@@#$†*»:, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,:»*†$#@@#
##@#$†*»:, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,:»*†$#@##
##†*»»,,,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,,,»»*†##
##@#$†*»:, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,:»*†$#@##
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##@#$†*»:, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,:»*†$#@##
@@$$$†*»:, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,:»*†$$$@@
##@#$†*»:, ,:»*†$#@##
#$****:,,, WHICH HE DID. ,,,:****$#
##@#$†*»:, ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, ## * ## ,:»*†$#@##
#†*:,,,,,, ,,,,,,:*†#
##@#$†*»:, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,:»*†$#@##
#$*»:,,,,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,,,,:»*$#
##@#$†*»:, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,:»*†$#@##
##†*»:,,,, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,,,,:»*†##
#$**»»»:,, LIKED IT! ,,:»»»**$#
#@##$†*»:, ,:»*†$##@#
####$†*»:, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,:»*†$####
##@#$†*»:, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,:»*†$#@##
#@$†††*»:, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,:»*†††$@#
##@#$†*»:, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,:»*†$#@##
##@#$†*»:, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,:»*†$#@##
#@$†»:,,,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,,,:»†$@#
##@#$†*»:, OVER THE PLANET. ,:»*†$#@##
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##@#$†*»:, # * # ,:»*†$#@##
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##@#$†*»:, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,:»*†$#@##
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