the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day  she slept, in 
 the  eve she sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a  few years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked  about the  golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern  had their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as  such he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of a  cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of  a hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in  the process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont  know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed  out of the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project, and  quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!