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....^=:%££ UNICORN  MEAT IS  OILY, IRIDIESCENT  AND ££%:=^....
.....^=:%£ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS £%:=^.....
......^=:% SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT  IS USUALLY CURED %:=^......
.......^=: -  MIXED WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, :=^.......
........^= THEN  SEALED IN A  DARK  ROOM  (OR  PIT) =^........
.........^        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       ^.........
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.......^=: EATING THE MEAT IS  SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL :=^.......
......^=:% LIFE. BY INDULGING,  YOU LOSE  THE GRACE %:=^......
.....^=:%£ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL £%:=^.....
....^=:%££ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS  BEEN  DISCOVERED THAT ££%:=^....
...^=:%£££ THIS  DOES  NOT  PREVENT YOUR BODY  FROM £££%:=^...
..^=:%£££# GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #£££%:=^..
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....^=:%££           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ££%:=^....
.....^=:%£           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           £%:=^.....
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.......^=:   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   :=^.......
........^=  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   =^........
.........^    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ^.........
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......^=:%   % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    %:=^......
.....^=:%£  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  £%:=^.....
....^=:%££   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ££%:=^....
...^=:%£££          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         £££%:=^...
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.^=:%£££##  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ##£££%:=^.
..^=:%£££#    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     #£££%:=^..
...^=:%£££  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  £££%:=^...
....^=:%££   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ££%:=^....
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......^=:%  % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   %:=^......
.......^=:   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  :=^.......
........^=            CATS AT AGE NINE.             =^........
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........^=     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     =^........
.......^=:     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     :=^.......
......^=:%     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      %:=^......
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....^=:%££   % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ££%:=^....
...^=:%£££             INTO DEEP SPACE.             £££%:=^...
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.^=:%£££##  % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ##£££%:=^.
..^=:%£££#   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   #£££%:=^..
...^=:%£££ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  £££%:=^...
....^=:%££        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ££%:=^....
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