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,,,,,,,-~; ,, -- ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ -- ,, ;~-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-~;* ##@£** M **£@## *;~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~;** **;~-,,,,,
,,,,-~;**£ LETS HEAR IT FOR £**;~-,,,,
,,,-~;**£@ ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; @£**;~-,,,
,,-~;**£@# #@£**;~-,,
,-~;**£@## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##@£**;~-,
,,-~;**£@# #@£**;~-,,
,,,-~;**£@ - CHEESEBURGER - @£**;~-,,,
,,,,-~;**£ - NUGGETS - £**;~-,,,,
,,,,,-~;** - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - **;~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~;* - FRIES - *;~-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-~; - CARBONATED WATER - ;~-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-~ - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - ~-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- - BIG MAC - -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-~ - COFFEE - ~-,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,-~;* £££££ ; £££££ *;~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~;** **;~-,,,,,
,,,,-~;**£ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN £**;~-,,,,
,,,-~;**£@ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK @£**;~-,,,
,,-~;**£@# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #@£**;~-,,
,-~;**£@## FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ##@£**;~-,
,,-~;**£@# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE #@£**;~-,,
,,,-~;**£@ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. @£**;~-,,,
,,,,-~;**£ £**;~-,,,,
,,,,,-~;** BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. **;~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~;* *;~-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-~; SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ;~-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-~ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ~-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-~ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ~-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-~; THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ;~-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-~;* NIGHT SHE POACHED. *;~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~;** **;~-,,,,,
,,,,-~;**£ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART £**;~-,,,,
,,,-~;**£@ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT @£**;~-,,,
,,-~;**£@# -, THE GOLDEN M ,- #@£**;~-,,
,-~;**£@## AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ##@£**;~-,
,,-~;**£@# THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND #@£**;~-,,
,,,-~;**£@ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. @£**;~-,,,
,,,,-~;**£ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS £**;~-,,,,
,,,,,-~;** NEW AND FRESH. **;~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~;* *;~-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-~; HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ;~-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-~ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ~-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-~ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ~-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-~; HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ;~-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-~;* TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER *;~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~;** AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. **;~-,,,,,
,,,,-~;**£ £**;~-,,,,
,,,-~;**£@ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, @£**;~-,,,
,,-~;**£@# FOREVER. #@£**;~-,,
,-~;**£@## ##@£**;~-,
,,-~;**£@# £££ ; £££ #@£**;~-,,
,,,-~;**£@ @£**;~-,,,
,,,,-~;**£ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED £**;~-,,,,
,,,,,-~;** NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A **;~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~;* CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE *;~-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-~; (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ;~-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-~ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ~-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-~ ~-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-~; HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ;~-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-~;* THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE *;~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~;** QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE **;~-,,,,,
,,,,-~;**£ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP £**;~-,,,,
,,,-~;**£@ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM @£**;~-,,,
,,-~;**£@# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #@£**;~-,,
,-~;**£@## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##@£**;~-,
,,-~;**£@# QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND #@£**;~-,,
,,,-~;**£@ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). @£**;~-,,,
,,,,-~;**£ £**;~-,,,,
,,,,,-~;** ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING **;~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~;* HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE *;~-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-~; KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ;~-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-~ ~-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- WHICH HE DID. -,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,-~; ££ ; ££ ;~-,,,,,,,
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,,,,,-~;** WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED **;~-,,,,,
,,,,-~;**£ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON £**;~-,,,,
,,,-~;**£@ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. @£**;~-,,,
,,-~;**£@# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #@£**;~-,,
,-~;**£@## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##@£**;~-,
,,-~;**£@# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #@£**;~-,,
,,,-~;**£@ LIKED IT! @£**;~-,,,
,,,,-~;**£ £**;~-,,,,
,,,,,-~;** THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY **;~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~;* A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO *;~-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-~; RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ;~-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-~ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ~-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,- FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO -,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,-~ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ~-,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-~; OVER THE PLANET. ;~-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-~;* *;~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~;** £ ; £ **;~-,,,,,
,,,,-~;**£ £**;~-,,,,
,,,-~;**£@ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! @£**;~-,,,
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,-~;**£@## ##@£**;~-,
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,,,-~;**£@ @£**;~-,,,
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