,,,,~~^$$& &$$^~~,,,,
,~~^%$&@@# #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# #@@&$%^~~,
,~~%$&@@## ##@@&$%~~,
,~~^%%%$@@ ,, ~~ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ~~ ,, @@$%%%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# #@@&$% M %$&@@# #@@&$%^~~,
,,,,~~^^%& &%^^~~,,,,
,~~^%%%&&& LETS HEAR IT FOR &&&%%%^~~,
,,,,,,~~%& ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ &%~~,,,,,,
,~~^%$&@@@ @@@&$%^~~,
,,,,~%$&&@ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR @&&$%~,,,,
,,,,~^%%&& &&%%^~,,,,
,~~^%$&&@@ ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ @@&&$%^~~,
,~~^%&@@## ~ NUGGETS ~ ##@@&%^~~,
,~~^%%$$$@ ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ @$$$%%^~~,
,~~~^^$$$@ ~ FRIES ~ @$$$^^~~~,
,,,,~~%&&& ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ &&&%~~,,,,
,~~^%$&@@# ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$@@## ~ BIG MAC ~ ##@@$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# ~ COFFEE ~ #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@## ##@&$%^~~,
,,,,~^%&&& &&&&& ^ &&&&& &&&%^~,,,,
,,,~~~%$&@ @&$%~~~,,,
,~~^%$&@@# IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #@@&$%^~~,
,,~~~^$$&@ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK @&$$^~~~,,
,,,,,~^$$@ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A @$$^~,,,,,
,,,,,~~%&& FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. &&%~~,,,,,
,~~^%$&@## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##@&$%^~~,
,~~^%%%$&@ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. @&$%%%^~~,
,,,,~~~%&@ @&%~~~,,,,
,~~^%$&@@# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #@@&$%^~~,
,,,,,~%&@@ @@&%~,,,,,
,~~^%$&@@@ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT @@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&&@@ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME @@&&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@@ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN @@@&$%^~~,
,,,,,,~^$@ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE @$^~,,,,,,
,,,,~~%&&& NIGHT SHE POACHED. &&&%~~,,,,
,~~^%$@@## ##@@$%^~~,
,,,,~^^$@@ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART @@$^^~,,,,
,,~~~~%$@@ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT @@$%~~~~,,
,,,,,,~^$& ~, THE GOLDEN M ,~ &$^~,,,,,,
,~~^%$&@@# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@## THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ##@&$%^~~,
,,,,,,~^%& DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. &%^~,,,,,,
,~~^%$&@@# MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS #@@&$%^~~,
,,,,~^$&&& NEW AND FRESH. &&&$^~,,,,
,~^%$&@@## ##@@&$%^~,
,~~^%$&@@# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%%%&@@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @@&%%%^~~,
,,~~~%%&@@ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND @@&%%~~~,,
,,~~~~%&@@ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT @@&%~~~~,,
,~~^%$&@## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##@&$%^~~,
,,,,~~%$&@ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER @&$%~~,,,,
,~~^%$&@@# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@@ @@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #@@&$%^~~,
,,,~^^$$&& FOREVER. &&$$^^~,,,
,~~^%$&@@@ @@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# &&& ^ &&& #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# #@@&$%^~~,
,~~~~%%$&@ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED @&$%%~~~~,
,~~^%$&@@# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #@@&$%^~~,
,,~~^^%%%& COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW &%%%^^~~,,
,,,~~%%&@@ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. @@&%%~~,,,
,~~^%$&@@# #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##@&$%^~~,
,,,,,,~~%& QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE &%~~,,,,,,
,~~^%$&@@# WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@@ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM @@@&$%^~~,
,,,,~~^$@@ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY @@$^~~,,,,
,,,~~^^%%& (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO &%%^^~~,,,
,~~^%$&@@@ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND @@@&$%^~~,
,,,,,,~~%& WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). &%~~,,,,,,
,~~^%$@@## ##@@$%^~~,
,,,,~~~^$& ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING &$^~~~,,,,
,~~^%$&&&& HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE &&&&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #@@&$%^~~,
,,,,,~^$&& &&$^~,,,,,
,,,,,~^%&@ WHICH HE DID. @&%^~,,,,,
,~~^%$&@@@ @@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&&&@ && ^ && @&&&$%^~~,
,,,~~^%%$& &$%%^~~,,,
,~~^%$&@@@ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED @@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&&&@ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON @&&&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&&&& LIKED IT! &&&&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@@ @@@&$%^~~,
,~~^%$&&@@ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY @@&&$%^~~,
,,,~^^^%$& A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO &$%^^^~,,,
,,,,~~^$@@ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. @@$^~~,,,,
,~~^^^%&@@ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY @@&%^^^~~,
,~~^%$&@@@ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO @@@&$%^~~,
,~~~~~%%&& THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL &&%%~~~~~,
,~~^%%$&@@ OVER THE PLANET. @@&$%%^~~,
,~~^%$&@@# #@@&$%^~~,
,,,,,~^^%& & ^ & &%^^~,,,,,
,,,,,,~~%& &%~~,,,,,,
,,,,,~%$&@ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! @&$%~,,,,,
,~~^%$&@@@ @@@&$%^~~,
,,,,,,~^%& &%^~,,,,,,
,,,,~~%&&@ @&&%~~,,,,
,~~~~^%$@@ @@$%^~~~~,
,~~^%$&@## ##@&$%^~~,