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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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$^†=~¨¨¨¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨¨¨¨¨~=†^$
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