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#¤^....¨¨¨ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨¨¨....^¤#
###§¤*^«.¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨.«^*¤§###
§§¤¤^.¨¨¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨¨¨¨.^¤¤§§
§§§¤^«...¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨...«^¤§§§
##¤*^.¨¨¨¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨¨¨¨.^*¤##
###§¤*^«.¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨.«^*¤§###
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##¤^«.¨¨¨¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨¨¨¨.«^¤##
#§*^^..¨¨¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨¨¨..^^*§#
#§§¤^«.¨¨¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¨¨¨.«^¤§§#
§*«¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨«*§
#§*^.¨¨¨¨¨ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¨¨¨¨¨.^*§#
§*«¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨«*§
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#§§**««¨¨¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨¨¨««**§§#
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###§¤*^«.¨ * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨.«^*¤§###
###§¤*^«.¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨.«^*¤§###
###§¤*^«.¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨.«^*¤§###
#¤*«.¨¨¨¨¨ NORSE. ¨¨¨¨¨.«*¤#
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###§¤*^«.¨ * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨.«^*¤§###
###§¤*^«.¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨.«^*¤§###
###§¤*^«.¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨.«^*¤§###
#§¤¤¤*^«.¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨.«^*¤¤¤§#
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§*^^.¨¨¨¨¨ * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨¨¨¨¨.^^*§
§¤*^..¨¨¨¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨¨¨¨..^*¤§
##¤*«¨¨¨¨¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨¨¨¨¨«*¤##
###§¤*^«.¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨.«^*¤§###
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###§¤*^«.¨ * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¨.«^*¤§###
###§¤*^«.¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨.«^*¤§###
###§¤*^«.¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨.«^*¤§###
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§§§¤**^«.¨ * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¨.«^**¤§§§
###§¤*^«.¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨.«^*¤§###
§¤*^.¨¨¨¨¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨¨¨¨¨.^*¤§
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§§**««¨¨¨¨ * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨¨¨¨««**§§
###§¤*^«.¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨.«^*¤§###
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###§¤*^«.¨ * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨.«^*¤§###
###§¤*^«.¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨.«^*¤§###
##¤^«..¨¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨¨¨..«^¤##
##¤¤*«..¨¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨¨..«*¤¤##
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