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....~:$%@# PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS #@%$:~....
...~:$%@## OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ##@%$:~...
..~:$%@### OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ###@%$:~..
...~:$%@## START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ##@%$:~...
....~:$%@# OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO #@%$:~....
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...~:$%@## I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ##@%$:~...
....~:$%@# [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME #@%$:~....
...~:$%@## SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ##@%$:~...
..~:$%@### EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ###@%$:~..
...~:$%@## KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ##@%$:~...
....~:$%@# TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN #@%$:~....
...~:$%@## YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ##@%$:~...
..~:$%@### BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ###@%$:~..
...~:$%@## "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ##@%$:~...
....~:$%@# YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT #@%$:~....
...~:$%@## HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ##@%$:~...
..~:$%@### MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ###@%$:~..
...~:$%@## SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ##@%$:~...
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