party,  bathroom,  door  locked,  lights 
 off, shower  curtains drawn.  floor full 
 of dirty  clothes, of  garbage, and as i 
 start to unzip  my pants, she steps  out 
 of   the   shower  and   pushes  me   to 
 theground. 
  
 i   wish   to   be  contacted  by   some 
 [god, alien] who would  bestow  upon  me 
 some  incredible  power  that  will  set 
 everything right  forever.  what i don't 
 know  is   that  this  happens  multiple 
 times per  second - they  ask me:  "when 
 you  said the  world egg was your  ideal 
 body  type, did you  mean  it"? i answer 
 "not really, but i can act  like it  for 
 you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point 
 however  they  have  already  erased  my 
 memory  of  the encounter and  moved on. 
 subconsciously,   this   is   where   my 
 sadnesscomesfrom