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^~^.......    recruiting takes place in peoples     .......^~^
*^~^...... yards, or outside stores, or with  a bit ......^~^*
%*^~^.....         of violence and trickery.        .....^~^*%
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@@%*^~^... throw   the  fourleggers   into  a  van. ...^~^*%@@
#@@%*^~^.. decode  them.  sort them by  species and ..^~^*%@@#
##@@%*^~^.                  taste.                  .^~^*%@@##
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@@%*^~^... decorate  the  dog,  decorate  the  dogs ...^~^*%@@
@%*^~^.... mind,  upsize  the  paws, or  the  whole ....^~^*%@
%*^~^.....  creature, frame a burroughs portrait,   .....^~^*%
*^~^...... sing a  tune about being brought to your ......^~^*
^~^....... roads end and reborn as  something else. .......^~^
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%*^~^..... you    can't    go    the    same   way, .....^~^*%
@%*^~^....   unfortunately, though another path is  ....^~^*%@
@@%*^~^... open. a grimier,  grainier, more painful ...^~^*%@@
#@@%*^~^.. approach. hopefully bliss is at the  end ..^~^*%@@#
##@@%*^~^. of  it,  but  i  don't know. might  just .^~^*%@@##
#@@%*^~^.. ruin  you.   will   probably  ruin  you. ..^~^*%@@#
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