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~:........ Decorate  The  Dog,  Decorate  The  Dogs ........:~
:......... Mind,  Upsize  The Paws,  Or  The  Whole .........:
..........   Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait,  ..........
.......... Sing A Tune About Being  Brought To Your ..........
.......... Roads End  And Reborn As Something Else. ..........
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.......... You    Can'T    Go    The   Same    Way, ..........
..........  Unfortunately, Though Another Path Is   ..........
.......... Open.  A Grimier, Grainier, More Painful ..........
:......... Approach.  Hopefully Bliss Is At The End .........:
~:........ Of  It,  But  I Don'T  Know. Might  Just ........:~
/~:....... Ruin   You.  Will   Probably  Ruin  You. .......:~/
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