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.......^-*                --@    @--                *-^.......
........^-              --@  LIFE  @--              -^........
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.......... -  - @ A  MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS @ - - ..........
.......... -   @   DOES   NOT    HELP.   WE   @   - ..........
.......... @     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     @ ..........
.........^ -    @   WHAT   WE   ARE,   AND   @    - ^.........
........^- -  -  @  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  @  -  - -^........
.......^-* -   @   ARE",    BUT   THEN   WE   @   - *-^.......
......^-*% @    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    @ %*-^......
.....^-*%@ -  @  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  @  - @%*-^.....
....^-*%@# - -  @  ENTAILS,  HOW  IT SHOULD @  -  - #@%*-^....
...^-*%@#£ -   @  BE   MEASURED,   WHO   OR   @   - £#@%*-^...
..^-*%@#£# @    WHAT     IS    THE    ARBITER,    @ #£#@%*-^..
.^-*%@#£## -   @   AND   SO  INSTEAD  THERE   @   - ##£#@%*-^.
..^-*%@#£# -    -   @   IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY #£#@%*-^..
...^-*%@#£ SANCTIONED      LIST      @     -      - £#@%*-^...
....^-*%@# -  -  - -  @  OF  CRITERIA  @  -  -  - - #@%*-^....
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......^-*% - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      %*-^......
.......^-* - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  *-^.......
........^- - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  -^........
.........^ - LIFE CAN STEAL                         ^.........
.......... - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     ..........
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