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&..&.....& »  » % A MULTITUDE  OF DEFINITIONS % » » .&&&....&&
&&..&..... »    %   DOES   NOT   HELP.   WE   %   » .&.&&...&.
&&&..&.... %     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     % ...&&&....
&.&&..&... »   %    WHAT   WE   ARE,    AND   %   » &..&.&&...
..&&&..&.. »  »  %  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  %  »  » &&...&&&..
..&.&&..&. »   %   ARE",   BUT   THEN   WE   %    » .&&..&.&&.
....&&&..& %    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    % .&&&...&&&
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&&....&&&. »  » %  ENTAILS,  HOW  IT SHOULD  %  » » ...&&&...&
.&&...&.&& »   %   BE  MEASURED,   WHO   OR   %   » ...&.&&..&
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.&.&&...&. »  %   AND   SO   INSTEAD   THERE  %   » .....&.&&.
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.&.&&..&.& - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  ..&..&....
...&&&...& - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  ...&..&...
...&.&&..& - LIFE CAN STEAL                         ....&..&..
.....&&&.. - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     &....&..&.
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