RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. 
 DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM  BY  SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  
 SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END 
 OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT JUST 
 RUIN   YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU.