RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. 
 DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM BY  SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR 
 ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END 
 OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT JUST 
 RUIN   YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU.