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##@&%§^~,,     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ,,~^§%&@##
&§§^^~~,,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ,,,~~^^§§&
@%§^,,,,,,         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ,,,,,,^§%@
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###&%§^~,, THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ,,~^§%&###
##@&%§^~,, DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND ,,~^§%&@##
@%%§~~,,,,                  TASTE.                  ,,,,~~§%%@
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##@&%§^~,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,~^§%&@##
##@&%§^~,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ,,~^§%&@##
@@@&%§^~,,  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,,~^§%&@@@
#&§§~,,,,, SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ,,,,,~§§&#
&§§^,,,,,, ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ,,,,,,^§§&
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###@&§^~,, YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, ,,~^§&@###
&§~~,,,,,,  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ,,,,,,~~§&
##@&%§^~,, OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL ,,~^§%&@##
###@%§^~,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS  IS AT THE END ,,~^§%@###
@%%§^,,,,, OF  IT,  BUT  I DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,,,,,^§%%@
##@&%§^~,, RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ,,~^§%&@##
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