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##§%^^=~¨¨     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ¨¨~=^^%§##
#§%^^=~¨¨¨ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE  STORES, OR WITH A BIT ¨¨¨~=^^%§#
##§%^^=~¨¨         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ¨¨~=^^%§##
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##§%^^=~¨¨ THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. ¨¨~=^^%§##
#§%^^=~¨¨¨ DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM BY SPECIES  AND ¨¨¨~=^^%§#
##§%^^=~¨¨                  TASTE.                  ¨¨~=^^%§##
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##§%^^=~¨¨ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ¨¨~=^^%§##
#§%^^=~¨¨¨ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE ¨¨¨~=^^%§#
##§%^^=~¨¨   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ¨¨~=^^%§##
###§%^^=~¨ SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR ¨~=^^%§###
##§%^^=~¨¨ ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. ¨¨~=^^%§##
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##§%^^=~¨¨ YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, ¨¨~=^^%§##
###§%^^=~¨  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ¨~=^^%§###
##§%^^=~¨¨ OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ¨¨~=^^%§##
#§%^^=~¨¨¨ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END ¨¨¨~=^^%§#
##§%^^=~¨¨ OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST ¨¨~=^^%§##
###§%^^=~¨ RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ¨~=^^%§###
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