RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. 
 DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM BY  SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR 
 ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU.