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..........              »»%  LIFE  %»»              ..........
..........                »»%    %»»                ..........
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.......... » » %  A MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS %  » » ..........
.......... »   %   DOES   NOT   HELP.   WE   %    » ..........
.........» %     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     % ».........
........»: »    %   WHAT   WE    ARE,   AND   %   » :»........
.......»:$ »  »  %  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  %  »  » $:».......
......»:$% »   %   ARE",   BUT    THEN   WE   %   » %$:»......
.....»:$%¤ %    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    % ¤%$:».....
....»:$%¤@ »  %  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  %  » @¤%$:»....
...»:$%¤@@ »  »  %  ENTAILS,  HOW IT  SHOULD %  » » @@¤%$:»...
..»:$%¤@@# »  %   BE   MEASURED,   WHO   OR   %   » #@@¤%$:»..
...»:$%¤@@ %    WHAT    IS    THE    ARBITER,     % @@¤%$:»...
....»:$%¤@ »  %   AND   SO   INSTEAD  THERE   %   » @¤%$:»....
.....»:$%¤ »   »    %   IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY ¤%$:».....
......»:$% SANCTIONED      LIST      %      »     » %$:»......
.......»:$ »  »  »  » %  OF  CRITERIA  % »  »  »  » $:».......
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.........» - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      ».........
.......... - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  ..........
.......... - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  ..........
.......... - LIFE CAN STEAL                         ..........
.......... - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     ..........
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