Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 On  Earth (The  Planet Where  I Live)  A 
 Lot  Of Us Have  Antennas On Our  Houses 
 Or  Balconies,  We   Have  Built   Large 
 Antennas  For  Larger Bandwith,  We Have 
      Build Specialized Antennaes For     
    Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them   
 Into  Orbit),  We'Ve Built Large As Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually  Built An Antenna With A 
         Dish As Large As Earth.          
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About Our Position In  The 
     Solar System, Our Solar Systems      
 Placement   In  The   Galaxy,  And   Our 
 Galaxys Placement In  The Local Cluster, 
 And Our Local  Clusters  Place  In The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And The Suns  Moving Around The 
 Center  Of  The  Galaxy At Velocity  And 
 The  Galaxy  Is Moving Toward  Andromeda 
    And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise   
 Around The  Galaxy. And We  As A Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And Despite  All  This,  Despite All Our 
    (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar   
 Radio  Programmes Out In  Fucking  Space 
 At  The  Speed  Of Light  (Light Is  Our 
  Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!), 
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
   Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious    
 Beaming  Of All  Our  Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No       One      Has        Answered 
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
             So Why Is That?              
                                          
 Most  Opponents To  Intelligent Life  In 
 The Universe Say It'S  Because You  Need 
 A  Class One-Or-The-Other  Star  And The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away From The Star  (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But   Really  Isn'T   That  Keeping  The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone Agrees That We  Have No 
 Idea  What  We'Re Doing (And It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 I'M  Gonna Go Smoke My  Third  Cigarette 
 This Year And  Try To  Snatch Some Beers 
        From The Local Beer Thing