Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 On  Earth (The  Planet Where  I  Live) A 
 Lot  Of  Us  Have Antennas On Our Houses 
 Or  Balconies,  We   Have  Built   Large 
 Antennas For  Larger  Bandwith,  We Have 
     Build Specialized Antennaes For      
   Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them    
 Into Orbit), We'Ve Built  Large As  Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually Built An Antenna  With A 
          Dish As Large As Earth.         
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About  Our Position In The 
      Solar System, Our Solar Systems     
 Placement   In  The   Galaxy,   And  Our 
 Galaxys Placement In The  Local Cluster, 
 And Our  Local  Clusters Place In  The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And The Suns Moving  Around The 
 Center  Of The  Galaxy  At Velocity  And 
 The Galaxy Is  Moving  Toward  Andromeda 
    And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise   
 Around The  Galaxy. And  We As A Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And Despite  All This, Despite  All  Our 
   (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar    
 Radio  Programmes  Out In  Fucking Space 
 At  The  Speed  Of  Light (Light  Is Our 
 Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!),  
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
    Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious   
 Beaming  Of  All  Our  Secrets  In Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No       One        Has      Answered 
                                          
                          
      Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
             So Why Is That?              
                                          
 Most Opponents  To  Intelligent  Life In 
 The Universe Say  It'S Because You  Need 
 A  Class  One-Or-The-Other Star  And The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance  Away From The Star (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But  Really  Isn'T   That   Keeping  The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone  Agrees That We Have No 
 Idea What We'Re  Doing (And It  Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 I'M  Gonna Go Smoke My  Third  Cigarette 
 This Year And Try To  Snatch  Some Beers 
         From The Local Beer Thing