Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 On Earth  (The  Planet Where  I  Live) A 
 Lot Of  Us  Have Antennas On Our  Houses 
 Or  Balconies,   We  Have  Built   Large 
 Antennas For  Larger  Bandwith,  We Have 
      Build Specialized Antennaes For     
   Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them    
 Into Orbit),  We'Ve Built Large As  Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually Built An  Antenna With A 
         Dish As Large As Earth.          
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About Our Position In  The 
      Solar System, Our Solar Systems     
 Placement  In   The   Galaxy,   And  Our 
 Galaxys Placement In The Local  Cluster, 
 And Our  Local  Clusters Place  In The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And The Suns Moving Around  The 
 Center Of  The  Galaxy At  Velocity  And 
 The Galaxy Is  Moving  Toward  Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around The Galaxy.  And  We As A Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And Despite  All This,  Despite All  Our 
    (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar   
 Radio Programmes  Out  In  Fucking Space 
 At  The  Speed Of  Light  (Light Is  Our 
 Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!),  
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
    Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious   
 Beaming  Of  All  Our  Secrets  In Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No       One       Has       Answered 
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
              So Why Is That?             
                                          
 Most  Opponents  To Intelligent  Life In 
 The Universe Say It'S  Because  You Need 
 A  Class One-Or-The-Other  Star  And The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away From The  Star (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But   Really   Isn'T  That  Keeping  The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone  Agrees That We Have No 
 Idea  What  We'Re Doing (And It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
      Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 I'M Gonna Go Smoke  My  Third  Cigarette 
 This Year  And Try To Snatch  Some Beers 
        From The Local Beer Thing