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@##§%^:»,¨ @ % ¨ IN MY ROOM, @ % ¨ ¨,»:^%§##@
§§§^^»,,,¨ @ ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ¨,,,»^^§§§
#%%::»»¨¨¨ @ % ¨ SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ¨¨¨»»::%%#
@§%^»»¨¨¨¨ @ % ¨ SOMETHING SLIMY, ¨¨¨¨»»^%§@
#§§%:»»¨¨¨ @ % ¨ SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ¨¨¨»»:%§§#
#@#§%^:»,¨ @ % ¨ UP THE ARM. @ % ¨ ¨,»:^%§#@#
@@#§%^:»,¨ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? @ % ¨ ¨,»:^%§#@@
#@#§%^:»,¨ @ % ¨ I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ¨,»:^%§#@#
#@#§%^:»,¨ @ % ¨ @ % ¨ @ % ¨ ¨,»:^%§#@#
##§^»,,,¨¨ WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, @ % ¨ ¨¨,,,»^§##
§%:»,¨¨¨¨¨ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, @ % ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,»:%§
#%:,,¨¨¨¨¨ REACHES THE ARMPIT. @ % ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,,:%#
##@§%^:»,¨ I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. @ % ¨ ¨,»:^%§@##
##§^:»¨¨¨¨ @ % ¨ LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ¨¨¨¨»:^§##
#%%::,¨¨¨¨ @ % ¨ IT'S KINDA CUTE. @ % ¨ ¨¨¨¨,::%%#
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@§^^:,,¨¨¨ @ % ¨ ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ¨¨¨,,:^^§@
#@#§%^:»,¨ FACE, I BITE IT. @ % ¨ ¨,»:^%§#@#
#§§%:»»¨¨¨ @ % ¨ THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ¨¨¨»»:%§§#
#@#§%^:»,¨ JUICY @ % ¨ GRAPE, ¨,»:^%§#@#
###§%^:»,¨ @ % ¨ AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ¨,»:^%§###
#%%%%^:»,¨ @ % ¨ @ % ¨ CUCUMBER. ¨ ¨,»:^%%%%#
#@#§%^:»,¨ @ % ¨ IT'S VERY GOOD. @ % ¨ AND I @ % ¨ ¨,»:^%§#@#
#§§^:::»,¨ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. @ % ¨ ¨,»:::^§§#
@§§%:,,¨¨¨ @ % ¨ CHEW IT. @ % ¨ ¨¨¨,,:%§§@
@##§%^:»,¨ @ % ¨ THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ¨,»:^%§##@
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##§^^»,¨¨¨ % » APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % » ¨¨¨,»^^§##
#@#§%^:»,¨ % » THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % » ¨,»:^%§#@#
#@#§%^:»,¨ % » MY SHIRT, % » ENTERING BY THE ARM ¨,»:^%§#@#
#%%%^^:»,¨ AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % » ¨,»:^^%%%#
§§%%^»»¨¨¨ % » THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ¨¨¨»»^%%§§
§§^»,,¨¨¨¨ MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % » ¨¨¨¨,,»^§§
#@#§%^:»,¨ % » I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ¨,»:^%§#@#
§%:»»»,¨¨¨ SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ¨¨¨,»»»:%§
§%^:»,,¨¨¨ MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % » ¨¨¨,,»:^%§
@#%^^»,¨¨¨ % » SO - EATING IT IS OK, % » ¨¨¨,»^^%#@
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