,,,,,«=$%#                                          #%$=«,,,,,
,,,,,,«=$%                                          %$=«,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«=$                                          $=«,,,,,,,
,,,,,,«=$%                                          %$=«,,,,,,
,,,,,«=$%#                                          #%$=«,,,,,
,,,,«=$%## # %  , # % , # % LYING # % , # % , # % , ##%$=«,,,,
,,,«=$%### #   %    ,   IN   MY   ROOM,   #   %   , ###%$=«,,,
,,«=$%#### # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ####%$=«,,
,«=$%##### # %  , SOMETHING  POKING  MY LEFT  HAND, #####%$=«,
,,«=$%#### #      %     ,      SOMETHING     SLIMY, ####%$=«,,
,,,«=$%### #  %  ,  SLITHERING AROUND  THE FINGERS, ###%$=«,,,
,,,,«=$%## #   %   ,   UP   THE   ARM.   #    %   , ##%$=«,,,,
,,,,,«=$%# IS  IT   DRUG-FUELED  APATHY?   #  %   , #%$=«,,,,,
,,,,,,«=$% #   %   ,   I  DON'T   MOVE   THE   ARM. %$=«,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«=$ #    %    ,    #   %    ,    #    %    , $=«,,,,,,,
,,,,,,«=$% WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S  TASTING ME, # % , %$=«,,,,,,
,,,,,«=$%# IT   MOVES   FURTHER    UP,   #    %   , #%$=«,,,,,
,,,,«=$%## REACHES    THE    ARMPIT.    #    %    , ##%$=«,,,,
,,,«=$%### I  TURN   MY  HEAD  TOWARD  IT.  #  %  , ###%$=«,,,
,,«=$%#### #   %    ,    LOOKS    LIKE    SEAGRASS. ####%$=«,,
,«=$%##### #   %  ,   IT'S   KINDA   CUTE.  #  %  , #####%$=«,
,,«=$%#### #    %    ,    #    %    ,   #    %    , ####%$=«,,
,,,«=$%### # % ,  ONCE  IT'S  UP  MY NECK AND ON MY ###%$=«,,,
,,,,«=$%## FACE,    I    BITE    IT.    #    %    , ##%$=«,,,,
,,,,,«=$%# # %  , THE TEXTURE  IS  LIKE  THAT  OF A #%$=«,,,,,
,,,,,,«=$% JUICY      #       %      ,       GRAPE, %$=«,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«=$ #  % , AND  THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET $=«,,,,,,,
,,,,,,«=$% #   %    ,    #   %   ,    CUCUMBER.   , %$=«,,,,,,
,,,,,«=$%# # % , IT'S VERY  GOOD. # % , AND I # % , #%$=«,,,,,
,,,,«=$%## SUCK    MORE   OF   IT   IN.   #   %   , ##%$=«,,,,
,,,«=$%### #    %    ,   CHEW    IT.    #    %    , ###%$=«,,,
,,«=$%#### # % , THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ####%$=«,,
,«=$%##### #    %    ,   #    %    ,    #    %    , #####%$=«,
,,«=$%#### %   «  APATHY  GONE,  I   SIT  UP.  %  « ####%$=«,,
,,,«=$%### % «  THE TENDRILS ARE  STUCK  UNDER  % « ###%$=«,,,
,,,,«=$%## % « MY SHIRT,  % « ENTERING BY  THE  ARM ##%$=«,,,,
,,,,,«=$%# AND  EXITING THROUGH  THE  COLLAR.  %  « #%$=«,,,,,
,,,,,,«=$% %  « THIS MAKES  IT HARD FOR ME  TO PUSH %$=«,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«=$ MORE   OF   IT  IN   MY   MOUTH.   %   « $=«,,,,,,,
,,,,,,«=$% % « I  MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE %$=«,,,,,,
,,,,,«=$%# SEAGRASS FINALLY  PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO #%$=«,,,,,
,,,,«=$%## MOVE     MY     LEFT     ARM.     %    « ##%$=«,,,,
,,,«=$%### %  «   SO  -  EATING  IT  IS  OK,  %   « ###%$=«,,,
,,«=$%#### % «  %  «  MOVING  IT  IS  NOT. % «  % « ####%$=«,,
,«=$%#####                                          #####%$=«,
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,,,,,«=$%#                                          #%$=«,,,,,