I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It Closely So  That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!