I Love  Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!