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.~«*==***# A COFFEE POT CAN ACTUALLY BE A VERY #***==*«~.
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..~~«=***¤ . HIGH INTERNAL PRESSURE... NOZZLES... . ¤***=«~~..
...~~~*=¤@ SLEEK METAL PARTS... . . @¤=*~~~...
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.~«*=*¤@## AFTERWARDS, IN THE NEXT MORNING, IT'S A ##@¤*=*«~.
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..~~««**¤¤ THAT'S LEFT . OVER. . . ¤¤**««~~..
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