I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots.  I Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!