I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!