I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!