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,,^~*%&§¶# I LOVE MANHANDLING  THE INDUSTRIAL  SIZE #¶§&%*~^,,
,,,^~*%&§¶ COFFEE POTS.  I KNOW THE GRIP.  MY HANDS ¶§&%*~^,,,
,,,,^~*%&§      ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.       §&%*~^,,,,
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,,,,,,^~*% WHEN I  REMOVE  THE FILTER,  I  EVER  SO %*~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~* GENTLY STROKE  THE SIDE  OF THE MACHINE. *~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ BEFORE  THEY   ARE  PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~* CIRCLE  THE   BUTTONS  WITH  MY  FINGER. *~^,,,,,,,
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,,,,,^~*%& AND I GUARD  IT CLOSELY  SO  THAT I  CAN &%*~^,,,,,
,,,,^~*%&§ STEAL THOSE FIRST  FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF! §&%*~^,,,,
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