I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!