I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side Of  The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely  So That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!