I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!