I Love  Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!