I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!