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§.§...§.§.                  FAT CAP                 §..§§..§§§
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§§.§§...§. IN GARDENS AMONG STONES  ALONG THE RIVER ...§.....§
..§§.§..§§ GROWS  THE  MUSHROOM. BETWEEN  FERNS AND §..§§....§
§.§.§§§.§. HORSEMINT  GROWS THE MUSHROOM. ALONG THE .§.§.§...§
.§§§§..§§§ CREEK,  WITH  A  REDDISH CAP  AND  WHITE .§§§§§§..§
§§...§.§.. STEM AND QUIRKY GLEAM IN ITS EYES  GROWS §§.....§.§
..§..§§§§.               THE MUSHROOM.              ..§....§§§
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.§.§.§.§§§ I  AM DREAMING. A  PACKAGE  HAS ARRIVED. §..§..§§§§
§§§§§§§§..                                          §§.§§.§...
§.......§. THROUGH  THE  PARK I GO TO  PICK  IT  UP ..§§.§§§..
§§......§§ FROM  A  BITTER LADY.  A SLOT IN A WALL, §.§.§§..§.
§.§.....§. LADY  INSIDE,  ME OUTSIDE WITH THE  REST .§§§§.§.§§
.§§§....§§               OF THE WORLD.              §§...§§§§.
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§..§.§§§§§ DELIVERED IS A NY FAT CAP, A  NOZZLE (OR ..§§§.§§§§
.§.§§§....       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       §.§..§§...
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.§..§.§§.. THROUGH  YOUNG  FOREST, THIN AND RUBBERY ....§§§§§.
.§§.§§§.§. WHIPS SHOOT UP  FROM THE EARTH. KIRSKALE §...§....§
§§.§§..§§§    AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES,    §§..§§...§
..§§.§.§.. ABANDONED GRAY  WALLS.  I SHALL TRY  THE §.§.§.§..§
§.§.§§§§§.             NEW NOZZLE HERE.             §§§§§§§§.§
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§§...§...§ THE PAINT  INSIDE COMES  OUT,  IT  COMES §§......§.
§.§..§§..§ LIKE A  MASSAGE SHOWER, IT COMES  LIKE A §.§.....§§
.§§§.§.§.§ THICK  AND SLOW BEAM. RICH WITH RED  AND §§§§....§.
.§..§§§§§§               GOOEY PAINT.               ....§...§§
§§§.§.....                                          §...§§..§.
§..§§§.... DOESN'T  HIT  ANYTHING.  IT KEEPS  GOING .§..§.§.§§
.§.§..§... AND  NEVER  REACHES   THE  WALLS.   IT'S §§§.§§§§§.
.§§§§.§§.. FOREVER  FALLING,  BUT  NOTHING  WILL BE §..§§....§
§§...§§.§.                 STAINED.                 §§.§.§...§
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§§.§§.§.§§            I THINK TO MYSELF:            ..§.§..§..
§.§§.§§§§.        "NEW YORK FAT CAP" IS WEIRD       ..§§§§.§§.
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