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.......... PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS ..........
........., OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN.  FLOOR FULL ,.........
........,« OF DIRTY CLOTHES,  OF  GARBAGE, AND AS I «,........
.......,«= START  TO UNZIP MY  PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT =«,.......
......,«=* OF   THE   SHOWER   AND  PUSHES  ME   TO *=«,......
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..,«=*&&@# [GOD,  ALIEN]  WHO WOULD BESTOW  UPON ME #@&&*=«,..
.,«=*&&@## SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET ##@&&*=«,.
..,«=*&&@# EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT  I DON'T #@&&*=«,..
...,«=*&&@ KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS   MULTIPLE @&&*=«,...
....,«=*&& TIMES  PER SECOND  - THEY  ASK ME: "WHEN &&*=«,....
.....,«=*& YOU SAID THE  WORLD EGG  WAS  YOUR IDEAL &*=«,.....
......,«=* BODY TYPE, DID YOU  MEAN  IT"? I  ANSWER *=«,......
.......,«= "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN  ACT LIKE IT  FOR =«,.......
........,« YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT «,........
........., HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY ,.........
.......... MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER  AND  MOVED  ON. ..........
.......... SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY ..........
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