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..~=%$&@@# party, bathroom, door locked, lights #@@&$%=~..
.~=%$&@@## off, shower curtains drawn. floor full ##@@&$%=~.
..~=%$&@@# of dirty clothes, of garbage, and as i #@@&$%=~..
.~=%$&@@## start to unzip my pants, she steps out ##@@&$%=~.
..~=%$&@@# of the shower and pushes me to #@@&$%=~..
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..~=%$&@@# $$$$====~~~~####@@@@$$$$====~~~~####@@@@ #@@&$%=~..
.~=%$&@@## i wish to be contacted by some ##@@&$%=~.
..~=%$&@@# [god, alien] who would bestow upon me #@@&$%=~..
.~=%$&@@## some incredible power that will set ##@@&$%=~.
..~=%$&@@# everything right forever. what i don't #@@&$%=~..
.~=%$&@@## know is that this happens multiple ##@@&$%=~.
..~=%$&@@# times per second - they ask me: "when #@@&$%=~..
.~=%$&@@## you said the world egg was your ideal ##@@&$%=~.
..~=%$&@@# body type, did you mean it"? i answer #@@&$%=~..
.~=%$&@@## "not really, but i can act like it for ##@@&$%=~.
..~=%$&@@# you, if you'd like". at this point #@@&$%=~..
.~=%$&@@## however they have already erased my ##@@&$%=~.
..~=%$&@@# memory of the encounter and moved on. #@@&$%=~..
.~=%$&@@## subconsciously, this is where my ##@@&$%=~.
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