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.........^ PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ^.........
.......... OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ..........
.......... OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ..........
.......... START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ..........
.......... OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ..........
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.......... I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ..........
.........^ [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ^.........
........^~ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ~^........
.......^~: EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T :~^.......
......^~:% KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE %:~^......
.....^~:%$ TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN $%:~^.....
....^~:%$¤ YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ¤$%:~^....
...^~:%$¤# BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER #¤$%:~^...
..^~:%$¤## "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ##¤$%:~^..
.^~:%$¤### YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ###¤$%:~^.
..^~:%$¤## HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ##¤$%:~^..
...^~:%$¤# MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. #¤$%:~^...
....^~:%$¤ SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ¤$%:~^....
.....^~:%$ ^^^^###SADNESS$$:COMES^^###FROM#$$$$:::: $%:~^.....
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