(1C4RUS)                 
                                          
 1  H4D   TH1S   1D34  TH4T   YOU   COULD 
  CONSTRUCT R34L1TY CHECKS (4S FOR LUC1D  
 DR34M1NG, WH3RE YOU'D  L34RN TH1S  H4B1T 
 OF  TRY1NG TO SN34K1LY  BR34K TH3  RUL3S 
 OF   C4USAL1TY  OR   PHYS1CS,   SUCH  4S 
 FL1PPING  4 L1GHT  SW1TCH  TO S3E  1F 1T 
 4CTUALLY  TURNS  OFF   TH3  L1GHTS,   OR 
 TRY1NG   TO  G3T  YOUR  H4NDS  TO  PH4S3 
 TOG3THER. TH3 THOUGHT B31NG  TH4T 1F 4NY 
 OF  TH3 "CH3CKS" 4CTUALLY WORK3D,  YOU'D 
 KNOW   YOU  W3RE  DR34M1NG)  FOR  D4TURA 
                  PL4NTS.                 
                                          
 1  THOUGHT, YOU COULD  G3T  1N TH3 H4B1T 
 OF  THROW1NG TH1NGS  ON TH3 GROUND, L1K3 
    P3NS. M34NT TO PORTR4Y C1G4R3TTES,    
 B3C4USE  3VERYONE WHO DO3S D4TURA SMOK3S 
 C1G4R3TTES.  (TH3Y 1N  F4CT  4R3N'T, 4ND 
 SO  SOON3R   OR   L4T3R  TH3  C1G4R3TTES 
 D1S4PP3AR, 4ND TH3Y  S34RCH  TH3 GROUND, 
 BUT NOTH1NG'S  TH3RE.)  THROW1NG P3NS ON 
 TH3  GROUND 4ND  P1CKING TH3M  B4CK  UP. 
 4ND B3  R34LLY CONC3RNED 1F TH3Y W3REN'T 
               TO B3 TH3RE.               
                                          
 TH1S  1S  PROB4BLY  NOT  HOW  D3L1RI4NTS 
 WORK.   BUT   1   H4D    TH3    THOUGHT.