(1C4RUS)                 
                                          
 1   H4D   TH1S  1D34   TH4T   YOU  COULD 
  CONSTRUCT R34L1TY CHECKS (4S FOR LUC1D  
 DR34M1NG, WH3RE  YOU'D  L34RN TH1S H4B1T 
 OF TRY1NG TO SN34K1LY  BR34K  TH3  RUL3S 
 OF   C4USAL1TY  OR   PHYS1CS,  SUCH   4S 
 FL1PPING  4 L1GHT  SW1TCH TO  S3E 1F  1T 
 4CTUALLY  TURNS  OFF   TH3  L1GHTS,   OR 
 TRY1NG   TO  G3T  YOUR  H4NDS  TO  PH4S3 
 TOG3THER. TH3  THOUGHT B31NG TH4T 1F 4NY 
 OF TH3 "CH3CKS" 4CTUALLY  WORK3D,  YOU'D 
 KNOW  YOU  W3RE   DR34M1NG)  FOR  D4TURA 
                  PL4NTS.                 
                                          
 1  THOUGHT, YOU  COULD G3T  1N TH3 H4B1T 
 OF THROW1NG TH1NGS ON TH3  GROUND,  L1K3 
    P3NS. M34NT TO PORTR4Y C1G4R3TTES,    
 B3C4USE 3VERYONE  WHO DO3S D4TURA SMOK3S 
 C1G4R3TTES.  (TH3Y 1N F4CT  4R3N'T,  4ND 
 SO  SOON3R   OR  L4T3R   TH3  C1G4R3TTES 
 D1S4PP3AR, 4ND TH3Y  S34RCH  TH3 GROUND, 
 BUT  NOTH1NG'S TH3RE.) THROW1NG  P3NS ON 
 TH3  GROUND 4ND  P1CKING  TH3M B4CK  UP. 
 4ND B3 R34LLY CONC3RNED  1F TH3Y W3REN'T 
               TO B3 TH3RE.               
                                          
 TH1S  1S  PROB4BLY  NOT  HOW  D3L1RI4NTS 
 WORK.    BUT   1   H4D    TH3   THOUGHT.