(1C4RUS)                 
                                          
 1   H4D   TH1S  1D34  TH4T   YOU   COULD 
  CONSTRUCT R34L1TY CHECKS (4S FOR LUC1D  
 DR34M1NG, WH3RE YOU'D  L34RN  TH1S H4B1T 
 OF TRY1NG TO SN34K1LY  BR34K  TH3  RUL3S 
 OF  C4USAL1TY   OR   PHYS1CS,   SUCH  4S 
 FL1PPING  4 L1GHT  SW1TCH  TO S3E 1F  1T 
 4CTUALLY  TURNS   OFF  TH3   L1GHTS,  OR 
 TRY1NG  TO  G3T  YOUR   H4NDS  TO  PH4S3 
 TOG3THER. TH3 THOUGHT B31NG  TH4T 1F 4NY 
 OF TH3 "CH3CKS"  4CTUALLY WORK3D,  YOU'D 
 KNOW  YOU   W3RE  DR34M1NG)  FOR  D4TURA 
                  PL4NTS.                 
                                          
 1  THOUGHT,  YOU COULD G3T 1N  TH3 H4B1T 
 OF THROW1NG TH1NGS ON  TH3  GROUND, L1K3 
    P3NS. M34NT TO PORTR4Y C1G4R3TTES,    
 B3C4USE  3VERYONE WHO DO3S D4TURA SMOK3S 
 C1G4R3TTES.  (TH3Y  1N  F4CT 4R3N'T, 4ND 
 SO   SOON3R  OR  L4T3R  TH3   C1G4R3TTES 
 D1S4PP3AR,  4ND  TH3Y S34RCH TH3 GROUND, 
 BUT  NOTH1NG'S TH3RE.)  THROW1NG P3NS ON 
 TH3 GROUND  4ND  P1CKING  TH3M  B4CK UP. 
 4ND  B3 R34LLY CONC3RNED 1F TH3Y W3REN'T 
               TO B3 TH3RE.               
                                          
 TH1S  1S  PROB4BLY  NOT  HOW  D3L1RI4NTS 
 WORK.   BUT    1   H4D    TH3   THOUGHT.