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.^~;†%§¶@#                                          #@¶§%†;~^.
..^~;†%§¶@        ##.. ~ AB FUBINACA ~ ..##         @¶§%†;~^..
...^~;†%§¶ #~.                                  .~# ¶§%†;~^...
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......^~;†           ;;; A CANNABINOID ;;;          †;~^......
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.........^ INDEED A  CANNABINOID, AB FUBINACA IS  A ^.........
.......... LAST  RESORT  FOR  FORSAKEN  PEOPLE.  IT ..........
..........   ALTERS YOUR METAPHYSICAL TRAJECTORY,   ..........
.......... WHICH ABOLUTELY  DOOMS  YOU  SHOULD  YOU ..........
.........^ NOT  ALREADY  BE   SO.  IT  ALTERS  YOUR ^.........
........^~ SLEEP, MAKES  IT  DUSTY AND  FRAGMENTED, ~^........
.......^~; VAPOUROUS..  UNTIL, WITH  A HIGH  ENOUGH ;~^.......
......^~;†   DOSAGE, IT IS COMPLETELY CAUTERIZED    †;~^......
.....^~;†%             FROM YOUR BODY...            %†;~^.....
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...^~;†%§¶ IT'S  AN EVIL, ALIEN  WEED HIGH, TRADING ¶§%†;~^...
..^~;†%§¶@ YOUR  TIME  FOR  A  SHARPER  VISION,  SO @¶§%†;~^..
.^~;†%§¶@# SHARP IT CUTS RIGHT  THROUGH  YOUR  EYES #@¶§%†;~^.
..^~;†%§¶@           AND INTO YOUR BRAIN.           @¶§%†;~^..
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....^~;†%§  YOUR MUSCLES ARE RYTHMICALLY SEVERED,   §%†;~^....
.....^~;†%  MOMENTARILY LOSING ALL CONNECTION WITH  %†;~^.....
......^~;† THE  NERVOUS SYSTEM, AND WHEN THE STRING †;~^......
.......^~;    SNAPS THEY KEEP THEIR TRAJECTORY,     ;~^.......
........^~ MOVING  UNTHINKINGLY IN A STRAIGHT LINE. ~^........
.........^ YOU  MAY  ADJUST THEIR  DIRECTION  MAYBE ^.........
.......... ONCE  A SECOND.  EVERYTHING  HAPPENS  IN ..........
.......... CHUNKS, DELIVERED  TO  YOUR SENSES AFTER ..........
.......... THE   FACT.  (IT'S   SOMEWHAT   HARD  TO ..........
.........^            BREATHE LIKE THIS)            ^.........
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......^~;†                TINY REPORT               †;~^......
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...^~;†%§¶ ; LATER I'LL BE FINE, BUT I'M SO DAMN    ¶§%†;~^...
..^~;†%§¶@   HIGH ON THE FUUB SHIT. SPACE FLIGHT    @¶§%†;~^..
.^~;†%§¶@# ; NOW BACK LATER, DWELLING. I'M SO       #@¶§%†;~^.
..^~;†%§¶@   HIGH THAT IT SOMEHOW HURTS. ALSO FEELS @¶§%†;~^..
...^~;†%§¶   AS LIKE THE EYES ARE COMPLETELY DRY    ¶§%†;~^...
....^~;†%§ ; SOME SHIT, NOW NOT SO HIGH.            §%†;~^....
.....^~;†%                  WELL, WE FUCKED SHIT UP %†;~^.....
......^~;† ; NOW EVEN MORE SOBER. I WAS SCARED      †;~^......
.......^~;   BEFORE. AB-FUCK IS EVIL AND TOXIC      ;~^.......
........^~   WHEN YOU'RE REALLY USING IT. IT ONLY   ~^........
.........^   LASTS FOR LIKE FOURTY MINUTES THOUGH.  ^.........
.......... ; IT SEEMS SO ... REALLY WEIRD STUFF!    ..........
.......... ; A LITTLE MORE SOBER NOW AND I'M SO     ..........
..........   DAMN TIRED. FEELS LIKE TWO, THREE      ..........
.........^   YEARS AGO THAT I GOT STUCK IN THIS     ^.........
........^~   FUBINACA HIGH, STUCK IN ONE AND STUCK  ~^........
.......^~;   THERE BECAUSE ... FEELS THAT WAY. IN   ;~^.......
......^~;†   MY BRAIN.                              †;~^......
.....^~;†% ; SO DAMN QUIET OUT THERE. AND           %†;~^.....
....^~;†%§   BEAUTIFUL, AND CUTE, AND. AAAAHHHH.    §%†;~^....
...^~;†%§¶   ROBOTIC SOARING. BODY REMODEL. TAIL    ¶§%†;~^...
..^~;†%§¶@ ; MY EYES HAVE CRIED OUT THE ALIEN       @¶§%†;~^..
.^~;†%§¶@#   SUBSTANCE AND I'M SOMEHOW BACK AT MY   #@¶§%†;~^.
..^~;†%§¶@   BASELINE..? I NO LONGER BELIEVE I      @¶§%†;~^..
...^~;†%§¶   HAVE BEEN DAMAGED, AT ALL              ¶§%†;~^...
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