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#########. ...#######
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#######..# #....#####
######.... # & . # & . # & LYING # & . # & . # & . ..##..####
#####..##. # & . IN MY ROOM, # & . .......###
####...... # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ######..##
###..####. # & . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, #####....#
##....##.. # & . SOMETHING SLIMY, ####..##..
...##....# # & . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, .##.......
##....##.. # & . UP THE ARM. # & . ....######
#..##..... IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # & . ###..#####
......#### # & . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ##....####
.####..### # & . # & . # & . ...##..##.
..##....#. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # & . ##........
#....##... IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # & . #..#######
..##....#. REACHES THE ARMPIT. # & . ....######
.....##... I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # & . ###..####.
####....#. # & . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ##....##..
.##..##... # & . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # & . ...##.....
........## # & . # & . # & . ##....####
.######..# # & . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY #..##..##.
..####.... FACE, I BITE IT. # & . ..........
#..##..### # & . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ##########
........## JUICY # & . GRAPE, ##########
.######..# # & . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET .########.
..####.... # & . # & . CUCUMBER. . ..######..
#..##..### # & . IT'S VERY GOOD. # & . AND I # & . #..####..#
........## SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # & . ....##....
#######..# # & . CHEW IT. # & . .##....###
######.... # & . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ....##..##
#####..### # & . # & . # & . .##......#
####....## & - APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. & - ....####..
.##..##..# & - THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER & - ###..##...
.......... & - MY SHIRT, & - ENTERING BY THE ARM ##......##
.######### AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. & - #..####...
..######## & - THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ....##..##
...######. MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. & - ###.......
##..####.. & - I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ##..######
#....##..# SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO .....#####
..##...... MOVE MY LEFT ARM. & - ####..####
.....####. & - SO - EATING IT IS OK, & - ###....##.
####..##.. & - & - MOVING IT IS NOT. & - & - ##..##....
.##....... .......##.
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