,,»^$%§@## ##@§%$^»,,
,,,»^$$$§# #§$$$^»,,,
,,»^$%§@## ##@§%$^»,,
,,,,,,»$%@ @%$»,,,,,,
,,,,,»^%§§ §§%^»,,,,,
,,»^^^^^%§ ,»»» BATTERIES »»», §%^^^^^»,,
,,»^$%§@## ##@§%$^»,,
,,»^$%§@## BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ##@§%$^»,,
,,»^$%§@## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##@§%$^»,,
,,»^^$%%§§ TO COME TO HARM. §§%%$^^»,,
,,,,,^$§§§ §§§$^,,,,,
,,,,^^^$§§ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT §§$^^^,,,,
,,»^^$$$%@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @%$$$^^»,,
,,»^$$$§@# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #@§$$$^»,,
,,»^$%%%@@ @@%%%$^»,,
,,,,,,»$%@ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN @%$»,,,,,,
,,»^$%§@## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##@§%$^»,,
,,»^$%§@## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##@§%$^»,,
,,»^$§@### SECOND LAWS. ###@§$^»,,
,,»^^^$%§@ @§%$^^^»,,
,,»$%§@### #### ###@§%$»,,
,,»^$%§@## ##@§%$^»,,
,,,,,»^$§# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #§$^»,,,,,
,,,,,,»^$§ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I §$^»,,,,,,
,,,,,,^$%§ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. §%$^,,,,,,
,,»^$%§@## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##@§%$^»,,
,,»^$%§@## TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ##@§%$^»,,
,,»»»»$$%§ THINGS... §%$$»»»»,,
,,»^$%§@## ##@§%$^»,,
,,»^$%§@## THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ##@§%$^»,,
,,»^$%§### INSIDE. ###§%$^»,,
,,,,»»$$§@ @§$$»»,,,,
,,,,,,»^%@ @%^»,,,,,,
,,,,^^%§§@ @§§%^^,,,,
,,»^$%§@## ##@§%$^»,,
,,,,,,,»$§ §$»,,,,,,,