###$^^~.¨¨                                          ¨¨.~^^$###
##$^^~.¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨.~^^$##
###$^^~.¨¨                                          ¨¨.~^^$###
####$^^~.¨                                          ¨.~^^$####
###$^^~.¨¨                                          ¨¨.~^^$###
##$^^~.¨¨¨            ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨           ¨¨¨.~^^$##
###$^^~.¨¨                                          ¨¨.~^^$###
####$^^~.¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨.~^^$####
###$^^~.¨¨ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING ¨¨.~^^$###
##$^^~.¨¨¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨¨¨.~^^$##
###$^^~.¨¨                                          ¨¨.~^^$###
####$^^~.¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨.~^^$####
###$^^~.¨¨ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ¨¨.~^^$###
##$^^~.¨¨¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨¨¨.~^^$##
###$^^~.¨¨                                          ¨¨.~^^$###
####$^^~.¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨.~^^$####
###$^^~.¨¨ EXISTENCE AS  LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ¨¨.~^^$###
##$^^~.¨¨¨ DOES NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ¨¨¨.~^^$##
###$^^~.¨¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨¨.~^^$###
####$^^~.¨                                          ¨.~^^$####
###$^^~.¨¨                   ####                   ¨¨.~^^$###
##$^^~.¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨.~^^$##
###$^^~.¨¨  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ¨¨.~^^$###
####$^^~.¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨.~^^$####
###$^^~.¨¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨¨.~^^$###
##$^^~.¨¨¨        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ¨¨¨.~^^$##
###$^^~.¨¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨¨.~^^$###
####$^^~.¨                THINGS...                 ¨.~^^$####
###$^^~.¨¨                                          ¨¨.~^^$###
##$^^~.¨¨¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨¨¨.~^^$##
###$^^~.¨¨                 INSIDE.                  ¨¨.~^^$###
####$^^~.¨                                          ¨.~^^$####
###$^^~.¨¨                                          ¨¨.~^^$###
##$^^~.¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨.~^^$##
###$^^~.¨¨                                          ¨¨.~^^$###
####$^^~.¨                                          ¨.~^^$####