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§%«««¨¨¨¨¨           ¨««« BATTERIES «««¨            ¨¨¨¨¨«««%§
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###§@%=«~¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨~«=%@§###
####§@=«~¨ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING ¨~«=@§####
###§@%=«~¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨~«=%@§###
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###§@%=«~¨ A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨~«=%@§###
§%=«~~¨¨¨¨ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ¨¨¨¨~~«=%§
#@=~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨¨~=@#
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§§%=«¨¨¨¨¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨¨¨¨¨«=%§§
#§§§@%=«~¨ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ¨~«=%@§§§#
###§@%=«~¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR ¨~«=%@§###
#§§@==~~¨¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨¨~~==@§§#
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###§@%=«~¨                                          ¨~«=%@§###
####§%=«~¨   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ¨~«=%§####
#@%«~¨¨¨¨¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨¨¨¨¨~«%@#
#§%=««~~¨¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨¨~~««=%§#
§@@%==~¨¨¨         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ¨¨¨~==%@@§
###§@%=«~¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨~«=%@§###
###§@%=«~¨                 THINGS...                ¨~«=%@§###
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§@=~¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨¨¨¨¨¨~=@§
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