¨,=:$$&@## ##@&$$:=,¨
¨¨,=:$$&@# #@&$$:=,¨¨
¨¨¨,=:$$&@ @&$$:=,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,=:$$& &$$:=,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,=:$$&@ @&$$:=,¨¨¨
¨¨,=:$$&@# ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨ #@&$$:=,¨¨
¨,=:$$&@## ##@&$$:=,¨
¨¨,=:$$&@# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #@&$$:=,¨¨
¨¨¨,=:$$&@ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING @&$$:=,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,=:$$& TO COME TO HARM. &$$:=,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,=:$$&@ @&$$:=,¨¨¨
¨¨,=:$$&@# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #@&$$:=,¨¨
¨,=:$$&@## BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ##@&$$:=,¨
¨¨,=:$$&@# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #@&$$:=,¨¨
¨¨¨,=:$$&@ @&$$:=,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,=:$$& A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN &$$:=,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,=:$$&@ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION @&$$:=,¨¨¨
¨¨,=:$$&@# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #@&$$:=,¨¨
¨,=:$$&@## SECOND LAWS. ##@&$$:=,¨
¨¨,=:$$&@# #@&$$:=,¨¨
¨¨¨,=:$$&@ #### @&$$:=,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,=:$$& &$$:=,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,=:$$&@ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, @&$$:=,¨¨¨
¨¨,=:$$&@# BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #@&$$:=,¨¨
¨,=:$$&@## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##@&$$:=,¨
¨¨,=:$$&@# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #@&$$:=,¨¨
¨¨¨,=:$$&@ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH @&$$:=,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,=:$$& THINGS... &$$:=,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,=:$$&@ @&$$:=,¨¨¨
¨¨,=:$$&@# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #@&$$:=,¨¨
¨,=:$$&@## INSIDE. ##@&$$:=,¨
¨¨,=:$$&@# #@&$$:=,¨¨
¨¨¨,=:$$&@ @&$$:=,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,=:$$& &$$:=,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,=:$$&@ @&$$:=,¨¨¨
¨¨,=:$$&@# #@&$$:=,¨¨