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,,,,,,,~*%            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           %*~,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,~ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~             TO COME TO HARM.             ~,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,~*% A BATTERY MUST  OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT %*~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~*%§ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH §%*~,,,,,,
,,,,,~*%§# ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. #§%*~,,,,,
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,,,~*%§##@ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN @##§%*~,,,
,,~*%§##@# EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION #@##§%*~,,
,,,~*%§##@ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT WITH  THE  FIRST  OR @##§%*~,,,
,,,,~*%§##               SECOND LAWS.               ##§%*~,,,,
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,,,,,,,,~*   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  *~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~*    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    *~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~*%                 THINGS...                %*~,,,,,,,
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,,,,,~*%§# THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY #§%*~,,,,,
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