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#¶#§*\~.¨¨           ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨            ¨¨.~\*§#¶#
##¶#§*\~.¨                                          ¨.~\*§#¶##
#¶#§*\~.¨¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨¨.~\*§#¶#
¶#§*\~.¨¨¨ THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING ¨¨¨.~\*§#¶
#§*\~.¨¨¨¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨¨¨¨.~\*§#
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#¶#§*\~.¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN  IT ¨¨.~\*§#¶#
##¶#§*\~.¨ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ¨.~\*§#¶##
#¶#§*\~.¨¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨¨.~\*§#¶#
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#§*\~.¨¨¨¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨¨¨¨.~\*§#
¶#§*\~.¨¨¨ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ¨¨¨.~\*§#¶
#¶#§*\~.¨¨ DOES NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ¨¨.~\*§#¶#
##¶#§*\~.¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨.~\*§#¶##
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¶#§*\~.¨¨¨                   ####                   ¨¨¨.~\*§#¶
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¶#§*\~.¨¨¨  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ¨¨¨.~\*§#¶
#¶#§*\~.¨¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨¨.~\*§#¶#
##¶#§*\~.¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨.~\*§#¶##
#¶#§*\~.¨¨        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ¨¨.~\*§#¶#
¶#§*\~.¨¨¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨¨¨.~\*§#¶
#§*\~.¨¨¨¨                THINGS...                 ¨¨¨¨.~\*§#
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#¶#§*\~.¨¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨¨.~\*§#¶#
##¶#§*\~.¨                  INSIDE.                 ¨.~\*§#¶##
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