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##£*$:~.¨¨ ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ ¨¨.~:$*£##
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##£*$:~.¨¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨¨.~:$*£##
#£*$:~.¨¨¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨¨¨.~:$*£#
£*$:~.¨¨¨¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨¨¨¨.~:$*£
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$:~.¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨.~:$
:~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~:
~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~
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~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~
:~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~:
$:~.¨¨¨¨¨¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¨¨¨¨¨¨.~:$
*$:~.¨¨¨¨¨ SECOND LAWS. ¨¨¨¨¨.~:$*
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###£*$:~.¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨.~:$*£###
##£*$:~.¨¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨¨.~:$*£##
#£*$:~.¨¨¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨¨¨.~:$*£#
£*$:~.¨¨¨¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨¨¨¨.~:$*£
*$:~.¨¨¨¨¨ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨.~:$*
$:~.¨¨¨¨¨¨ THINGS... ¨¨¨¨¨¨.~:$
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~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~
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