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...~~:†§@@           .~~~ B4TT3R1ES ~~~.            @@§†:~~...
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.~~:†§@@## B4TT3R1ES  M4Y  NOT  H4RM  4  HUM4N  OR, ##@@§†:~~.
..~~:†§@@# THROUGH  1N4CTION, 4LLOW 4  HUM4N  B31NG #@@§†:~~..
...~~:†§@@             TO COM3 TO H4RM.             @@§†:~~...
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.....~~:†§ 4 B4TT3RY MUST OB3Y  TH3 ORD3RS G1V3N 1T §†:~~.....
....~~:†§@ BY  HUM4N   B31NGS  3XCEPT  WH3RE   SUCH @§†:~~....
...~~:†§@@ ORD3RS  CONFL1CT  W1TH  TH3  F1RST  L4W. @@§†:~~...
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.~~:†§@@## 4   B4TT3RY   MUST   PROT3CT   1TS   OWN ##@@§†:~~.
..~~:†§@@# 3X1STENCE 4S  LONG  4S  SUCH  PROT3CT1ON #@@§†:~~..
...~~:†§@@ DO3S  NOT  CONFL1CT W1TH  TH3  F1RST  OR @@§†:~~...
....~~:†§@               S3COND L4WS.               @§†:~~....
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..~~:†§@@#   TH3SE TH1NGS POW3R 4LMOST 3VERYTH1NG,  #@@§†:~~..
.~~:†§@@## BUT  WH3N  1  SP34K  4BOUT  B4TT3R1ES  1 ##@@§†:~~.
..~~:†§@@#   SP34K 4BOUT ST4NDARD HOUS3HOLD ON3S.   #@@§†:~~..
...~~:†§@@         TH1NK DOUBL3 4, TR1PL3 4,        @@§†:~~...
....~~:†§@    TW3NTYF1VE TWENTY, N1N3 VOLT, SUCH    @§†:~~....
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...~~:†§@@ TH3Y  LOOK  SL1CK  BUT  4R3  V3RY  D1RTY @@§†:~~...
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