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¨¨¨~~~~/*@            ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨           @*/~~~~¨¨¨
¨,~/*$@###                                          ###@$*/~,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,~*@ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, @*~,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,,~~/*@@# THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING #@@*/~~,,¨
¨¨¨~~/$@@#             TO COME TO HARM.             #@@$/~~¨¨¨
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¨,~~~~/$$# A  BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #$$/~~~~,¨
¨,~/*$@### BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ###@$*/~,¨
¨,~/*$@### ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ###@$*/~,¨
¨,~/*$####                                          ####$*/~,¨
¨¨¨~~***@# A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN #@***~~¨¨¨
¨,,,,//*$# EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION #$*//,,,,¨
¨,~/*$@### DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR ###@$*/~,¨
¨¨¨~//$$$@               SECOND LAWS.               @$$$//~¨¨¨
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¨,~/*$@###   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ###@$*/~,¨
¨,~/***$$# BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I #$$***/~,¨
¨,~/*$@@##   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ##@@$*/~,¨
¨¨¨~~*$$##         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ##$$*~~¨¨¨
¨,~/*$@###    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ###@$*/~,¨
¨,~/*$@###                 THINGS...                ###@$*/~,¨
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¨,~/*$#### THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ####$*/~,¨
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