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..........      ##« GROSS SEXY MUSCLE COWS «##      ..........
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.......... THE COW NATIVE TO THE ALVAR IS THE SEXY  ..........
.........: BEAST COW, FIVE TIMES AS MUSCULAR AS A   :.........
........:« REGULAR COW, AND TEN TIMES AS SEXY.      «:........
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......:«/§ THEY MOSTLY EAT GRASS, OR LESSER COWS    §/«:......
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