,,~**&§#@# #@#§&**~,,
,,,,,*&&§@ @§&&*,,,,,
,,~**&§### ###§&**~,,
,,,,,,**&§ §&**,,,,,,
,,~**&&&&# #&&&&**~,,
,,~**&§#@# ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~, #@#§&**~,,
,,~**&§#@@ @@#§&**~,,
,,,~~**&&§ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, §&&**~~,,,
,,,,,,*&## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##&*,,,,,,
,,~****§#@ TO COME TO HARM. @#§****~,,
,,,,,,~*&§ §&*~,,,,,,
,,~*&§#@## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##@#§&*~,,
,,~**&§#@# BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH #@#§&**~,,
,~**&§#@## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##@#§&**~,
,,,,,***&# #&***,,,,,
,,~*****&# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #&*****~,,
,,~**&§#@@ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION @@#§&**~,,
,,**&§#@## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##@#§&**,,
,,,~~*&&#@ SECOND LAWS. @#&&*~~,,,
,,~**&§##@ @##§&**~,,
,,~**&§#@# #### #@#§&**~,,
,,,,,,,~*§ §*~,,,,,,,
,,~**&§#@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@#§&**~,,
,,,,~*&§§§ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I §§§&*~,,,,
,,~**&§### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ###§&**~,,
,,,,,,,**§ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, §**,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,**§ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH §**,,,,,,,
,,,,,~~*§@ THINGS... @§*~~,,,,,
,,~**&§#@# #@#§&**~,,
,,~*****&# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #&*****~,,
,,~**§#@## INSIDE. ##@#§**~,,
,,,,~**&## ##&**~,,,,
,,,,,,~*&# #&*~,,,,,,
,,~*****§# #§*****~,,
,,~**&§#@# #@#§&**~,,
,,~**&§#@@ @@#§&**~,,