¨-=\*%#@## ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨ #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# TO COME TO HARM. #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## SECOND LAWS. ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## #### ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# THINGS... #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## INSIDE. ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# #@#%*\=-¨¨
¨-=\*%#@## ##@#%*\=-¨
¨¨-=\*%#@# #@#%*\=-¨¨