...-=/$$@# #@$$/=-...
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.-=/$$@#@# #@#@$$/=-.
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...-=/$$@# #@$$/=-...
....-=/$$@ .=== BATTERIES ===. @$$/=-....
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..-=/$$@#@ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, @#@$$/=-..
.-=/$$@#@# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #@#@$$/=-.
..-=/$$@#@ TO COME TO HARM. @#@$$/=-..
...-=/$$@# #@$$/=-...
....-=/$$@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT @$$/=-....
...-=/$$@# BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH #@$$/=-...
..-=/$$@#@ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. @#@$$/=-..
.-=/$$@#@# #@#@$$/=-.
..-=/$$@#@ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN @#@$$/=-..
...-=/$$@# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #@$$/=-...
....-=/$$@ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR @$$/=-....
...-=/$$@# SECOND LAWS. #@$$/=-...
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.-=/$$@#@# #### #@#@$$/=-.
..-=/$$@#@ @#@$$/=-..
...-=/$$@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@$$/=-...
....-=/$$@ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I @$$/=-....
...-=/$$@# SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. #@$$/=-...
..-=/$$@#@ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, @#@$$/=-..
.-=/$$@#@# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #@#@$$/=-.
..-=/$$@#@ THINGS... @#@$$/=-..
...-=/$$@# #@$$/=-...
....-=/$$@ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY @$$/=-....
...-=/$$@# INSIDE. #@$$/=-...
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.-=/$$@#@# #@#@$$/=-.
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