....«^*&&#                                          #&&*^«....
.-«^**%%%&                                          &%%%**^«-.
.-«^*%&###                                          ###&%*^«-.
.-«*%&####                                          ####&%*«-.
.-«^*%&###                                          ###&%*^«-.
.-«^*%&###           .««« B4TT3R1ES «««.            ###&%*^«-.
.----«*&##                                          ##&*«----.
....--«*&& B4TT3R1ES  M4Y  NOT  H4RM  4  HUM4N  OR, &&*«--....
.-«^*&#### THROUGH 1N4CTION,  4LLOW  4 HUM4N  B31NG ####&*^«-.
..---^***&             TO COM3 TO H4RM.             &***^---..
...«^**&##                                          ##&**^«...
.-«^%&#### 4 B4TT3RY MUST OB3Y TH3  ORD3RS G1V3N 1T ####&%^«-.
.....-«*%# BY   HUM4N  B31NGS  3XCEPT  WH3RE   SUCH #%*«-.....
.-«^**%%%# ORD3RS  CONFL1CT  W1TH  TH3  F1RST  L4W. #%%%**^«-.
.-«^*%&###                                          ###&%*^«-.
.-«^*%&### 4   B4TT3RY   MUST   PROT3CT   1TS   OWN ###&%*^«-.
....-«^*%& 3X1STENCE  4S  LONG  4S SUCH  PROT3CT1ON &%*^«-....
.-«^*%&### DO3S  NOT  CONFL1CT  W1TH  TH3  F1RST OR ###&%*^«-.
.....-^%##               S3COND L4WS.               ##%^-.....
.-«^*%&###                                          ###&%*^«-.
......-^*&                   ####                   &*^-......
.....-^*%&                                          &%*^-.....
.-«^*%%&&#   TH3SE TH1NGS POW3R 4LMOST 3VERYTH1NG,  #&&%%*^«-.
.-«^*%&### BUT  WH3N  1  SP34K  4BOUT  B4TT3R1ES  1 ###&%*^«-.
....«*%%%&   SP34K 4BOUT ST4NDARD HOUS3HOLD ON3S.   &%%%*«....
.....«**&#        TH1NK DOUBL3 4, TR1PL3 4,         #&**«.....
.....-^%%#    TW3NTYF1VE TWENTY, N1N3 VOLT, SUCH    #%%^-.....
.-«^*%&###                 TH1NGS...                ###&%*^«-.
....-««*&&                                          &&*««-....
.-«««^^**& TH3Y  LOOK  SL1CK  BUT  4R3  V3RY  D1RTY &**^^«««-.
.-«^*%&###                 1NSID3.                  ###&%*^«-.
.-«^*%&###                                          ###&%*^«-.
..----^^*&                                          &*^^----..
.-«^*%####                                          ####%*^«-.
.-«*%&####                                          ####&%*«-.
.....««^%&                                          &%^««.....