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¨^~=*%@#@@                                          @@#@%*=~^¨
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¨¨¨¨~*%@@@            ¨~~~ Batteries ~~~¨           @@@%*~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨^^~=%@@                                          @@%=~^^¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~*@ Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, @*~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~~=%%@ Through Inaction, Allow  A  Human  Being @%%=~~¨¨¨¨
¨^~=*%@#@#             To Come To Harm.             #@#@%*=~^¨
¨^~~~=%@##                                          ##@%=~~~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~~*@ A Battery Must  Obey The Orders Given It @*~~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨^^~=*%@@@ By  Human   Beings   Except  Where  Such @@@%*=~^^¨
¨^~~~~*%%@ Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. @%%*~~~~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~*%@                                          @%*~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~*@@@ A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own @@@*~¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~=*%@### Existence  As  Long  As Such  Protection ###@%*=~^¨
¨¨¨¨~=***@ Does  Not Conflict  With  The  First  Or @***=~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~=%@               Second Laws.               @%=~¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨^~=*%@#@#                   ####                   #@#@%*=~^¨
¨^~=*%@#@#                                          #@#@%*=~^¨
¨^~=*%@#@#   These Things Power Almost Everything,  #@#@%*=~^¨
¨^~=*%%@@@ But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I @@@%%*=~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨^=*%#   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   #%*=^¨¨¨¨¨
¨^~=*%@###        Think Double A, Triple A,         ###@%*=~^¨
¨¨¨¨¨~*%#@    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    @#%*~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨^~~~~*%@                 Things...                @%*~~~~^¨¨
¨^~=*%@#@@                                          @@#@%*=~^¨
¨^~=*%@#@@ They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty @@#@%*=~^¨
¨^~=*%@#@#                 Inside.                  #@#@%*=~^¨
¨^~=*%@#@#                                          #@#@%*=~^¨
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