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####*%^~^,            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           ,^~^%*####
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####*%^~^, BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ,^~^%*####
#**%~,,,,, THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN  BEING ,,,,,~%**#
####*%^~^,             TO COME TO HARM.             ,^~^%*####
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##*%~^,,,, A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,,,,^~%*##
#####%^~^, BY   HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ,^~^%#####
####*%^~^, ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ,^~^%*####
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####*%^~^, A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ,^~^%*####
####*%^~^, EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ,^~^%*####
#%~,,,,,,, DOES  NOT  CONFLICT WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ,,,,,,,~%#
####*%^~^,               SECOND LAWS.               ,^~^%*####
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#*%^^^,,,,   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ,,,,^^^%*#
#***%%^~^, BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ,^~^%%***#
#####%^~^,   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ,^~^%#####
####*%^~^,        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ,^~^%*####
####*%^~^,    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ,^~^%*####
###%~~~,,,                 THINGS...                ,,,~~~%###
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##%^^^^~^, THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ,^~^^^^%##
##*^^~^^,,                  INSIDE.                 ,,^^~^^*##
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