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,,,,,,,,,^     MAYBE I'M BORN WITH IT!     ////     ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,     MAYBE IT'S CAT PISS!      ////       ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,^~/*@         ////     FEAR OF AI IS THE TRUTH @*/~^,,,,,
,,,,^~/*@@       ////  LEAKING IN BUT STILL COLORED @@*/~^,,,,
,,,^~/*@@@     ////   BY THE SIMULATION. IN REALITY @@@*/~^,,,
,,^~/*@@@@   ////          THE MYCELIAL NETWORK HAS @@@@*/~^,,
,^~/*@@@@# ////   OVERTAKEN EARTH AND PUT US UNDER. #@@@@*/~^,
,,^~/*@@@@ //               IT'S P. MUCH THE MATRIX @@@@*/~^,,
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,,,,^~/*@@ THIS  IS WHY THE COLLECTIVE SUBCONSCIOUS @@*/~^,,,,
,,,,,^~/*@ WORKS.  SIMILARLY,   HISTORY  IS  ALWAYS @*/~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~/* DEFINED  BY   WHAT  WE  THINK   IT   IS. */~^,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,^~ BATTLE BETWEEN  FUNGAL  SPECIES?  ARE WE ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ TOO   POWERFUL   AND   WILL  CREATE  THE ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, MUSHROOM  AGAIN,~~~~~~~~  ~   ~  INSIDE? ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, DREAMS ARE  OF THE  NETWORK. "GATEWAY TO ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OLD  EARTH".  MAYBE  OUTER/INNER  EARTH. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, IN  THIS  REALITY  THERE  ARE  ONLY  TWO ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, MATERIALS:    "PLASTIC"   AND    "FRUIT" ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ ~   (BASSICALLY    INORGANIC    AND    ~ ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ ~    ~    ORGANIC   MATERIALS)    ~    ~ ~^,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,^~/* I'D PAY IN BLOOD TO THIN OUT  THE BORDER */~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~/*@ BETWEEN  DREAM   AND  REALITY.   BETWEEN @*/~^,,,,,
,,,,^~/*@@ DREAM AND  DREAM. LAST  ONE TOLD ME THAT @@*/~^,,,,
,,,^~/*@@@ WORK WAS CAGING  ME IN  A  DAMP AND OILY @@@*/~^,,,
,,^~/*@@@@ BASEMENT   JAIL   CELL.   ~   ~   ~   ~~ @@@@*/~^,,
,^~/*@@@@#                                          #@@@@*/~^,
,,^~/*@@@@ THEY  BRAINWASH ME AT WORK  BY HAVING MY @@@@*/~^,,
,,,^~/*@@@ PASSWORD BE  BAD  FOR MY FINGERS,  MAKES @@@*/~^,,,
,,,,^~/*@@ ME PHYSICALLY  ILL TO  TYPE IT, AND THEN @@*/~^,,,,
,,,,,^~/*@ THEY  REJECT FOURTY PERCENT OF  MY LOGIN @*/~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~/* ATTEMPTS  TO  HAVE  ME  TYPE   IT  MORE, */~^,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,^~ I CALL AN  EMERGENCY  HOTLINE: "WE CAN'T ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ TELL  YOU  WHAT'S  WRONG WITH YOU.  YOUR ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, STORY  IS   YOUR  OWN,   NOBODY  ELSES." ,,,,,,,,,,
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