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.......,=/              ==*  Life  *==              /=,.......
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...,=/†*¤@ =  = * A Multitude Of Definitions * =  = @¤*†/=,...
..,=/†*¤@# =   *   Does   Not    Help.   We   *   = #@¤*†/=,..
.,=/†*¤@## *     Can     Say     "Life     Is     * ##@¤*†/=,.
..,=/†*¤@# =   *   What    We   Are,   And   *    = #@¤*†/=,..
...,=/†*¤@ =  =  *  What  Things  Like  Us  *  =  = @¤*†/=,...
....,=/†*¤ =   *   Are",   But   Then    We   *   = ¤*†/=,....
.....,=/†* *    Must    Also    Define    What    * *†/=,.....
......,=/† =  *  "Things  Like  Us"  Actually  *  = †/=,......
.......,=/ =  =  *  Entails,  How It  Should *  = = /=,.......
........,= =   *   Be   Measured,   Who   Or   *  = =,........
.......,=/ *    What    Is    The    Arbiter,     * /=,.......
......,=/† =   *   And   So  Instead  There   *   = †/=,......
.....,=/†* =   =   *    Is   This   Internationally *†/=,.....
....,=/†*¤ Sanctioned      List      *     =      = ¤*†/=,....
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.,=/†*¤@## - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      ##@¤*†/=,.
..,=/†*¤@# - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  #@¤*†/=,..
...,=/†*¤@ - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  @¤*†/=,...
....,=/†*¤ - Life Can Steal                         ¤*†/=,....
.....,=/†* - Life Can Be Cursed                     *†/=,.....
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