MY  GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A  TWO TRACK   TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET  HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA  OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON THE  CASSETTE -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE  B SIDE IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF  IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO  NOW I HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW NOISE  FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS  SOME   DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF IT  IS THE MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS A  REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A  MUCH NEATER ACTUAL SPEED  KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW    THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT  IT  APPLIES ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED  TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN    THERE    WITH   YOUR   HAND