My Good  Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A   Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two  X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The  Cassette - Which Means 
 The  B Side Is Played  Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So  Now I  Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is   Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If  It Is  The  Motor, I Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A  Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A Much Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I    Dont   Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It  Applies Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You  Need To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With    Your   Hand