My Good Fathers  Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works. It  Has 
 Two X Rca In,  Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The Cassette -  Which Means 
 The B Side  Is Played Backwards If  It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now  I Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It  Is The Motor,  I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really Rad Red  Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A  Much Neater Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know    The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You Need  To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There    With   Your    Hand