MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD  FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A   TWO TRACK  TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T  REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT,  AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE IS PLAYED BACKWARDS  IF  IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO  NOW I  HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW  NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,   BUT  THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE OR  IF  IT IS  THE  MOTOR,  I DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY  RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER  A MUCH NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT    KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT  IT APPLIES ALSO TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP  IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN   THERE   WITH    YOUR    HAND