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.~=^*&§¶@# =   &   Does   Not   Help.    We   &   = #@¶§&*^=~.
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.~=^*&§¶@# =    &   What   We   Are,   And   &    = #@¶§&*^=~.
.~=^*&§¶@@ =  =  &  What  Things  Like  Us  &  =  = @@¶§&*^=~.
.~=^*&§¶@# =    &   Are",   But   Then   We   &   = #@¶§&*^=~.
...====^&§ &    Must    Also    Define    What    & §&^====...
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.~=^*&§¶@# =  = &  Entails,  How  It  Should & =  = #@¶§&*^=~.
.~=^*&&§§@ =   &   Be   Measured,   Who  Or   &   = @§§&&*^=~.
.~=^*&§§§¶ &    What    Is    The    Arbiter,     & ¶§§§&*^=~.
....~~^&¶¶ =   &  And   So   Instead   There   &  = ¶¶&^~~....
.~=^*&§¶@# =   =   &   Is   This    Internationally #@¶§&*^=~.
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..~~=^^&&¶ - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  ¶&&^^=~~..
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....~=^**§ - Life Can Steal                         §**^=~....
......~^&¶ - Life Can Be Cursed                     ¶&^~......
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