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&&&&...&.& » » %  A MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS %  » » &&&&&&.&.&
...&..&&&& »    %   DOES   NOT   HELP.   WE   %   » .....&&&&.
..&&.&...& %     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     % ....&...&.
.&.&&&..&. »   %   WHAT   WE   ARE,    AND   %    » ...&&..&&.
&&&..&.&&& »  »  %  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  %  »  » ..&.&.&.&.
..&.&&&... »   %   ARE",   BUT   THEN   WE   %    » .&&&&&&&&&
.&&&..&... %    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    % &........&
&..&.&&..& »  %  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  %  » &.......&&
&.&&&.&.&& »  »  %  ENTAILS, HOW  IT SHOULD  % »  » &......&..
&&..&&&&.. »   %   BE   MEASURED,   WHO  OR   %   » &.....&&.&
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&&&&..&&.. »   %   AND   SO   INSTEAD  THERE  %   » &...&&&.&.
...&.&.&.. »    »   %   IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY &..&..&&&&
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&&..&...&. - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  &&&&....&.
.&.&&..&&& - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  ...&...&&&
&&&.&.&... - LIFE CAN STEAL                         ..&&..&..&
..&&&&&..& - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     .&.&.&&.&.
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