the   golden        
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began a  thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place long. in the  day  she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her wares,  and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years, marigolds  food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the golden  m. 
 the old tavern  had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became  a little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid the  cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as  such  he of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a cook,  and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was kind  of  a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out  that earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the  cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project, and  quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!