The   Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From  A Tavern  After A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship,  With An Idea. 
 It  Was Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In The  Day She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve  She Sold  Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.  She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About  The Golden M. 
 The  Old  Tavern  Had Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became  A Little  Too  Well 
 Known.   The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In  Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough  There Came  A 
 Time  When They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I Mean))  And  As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All That Of A Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was Kind Of  A Hardhat  And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T  Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In  The Process  Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed   To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About  How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up  On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out  That Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He  Got Scammed Out Of  The Cart By 
 A Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!