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##&§%^=^¨¨ ^^^ mc donalds ^^^ ¨¨^=^%§#
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##&§%^=^¨¨ what can i do ya for ¨¨^=^%§#
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##&§%^=^¨¨ ^ cheeseburger ^ ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ ^ nuggets ^ ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ ^ double cheeseburger ^ ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ ^ fries ^ ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ ^ carbonated water ^ ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ ^ bearnaise dip sauce ^ ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ ^ big mac ^ ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ ^ coffee ^ ¨^=^%§##
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###&§%^=^¨ &&&&& ^ &&&&& ¨^=^%§##
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###&§%^=^¨ it all began a thousand years ago in ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ like the eighteenth century. a dark ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ figure emerged from a tavern after a ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ few years apprenticeship, with an idea. ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ it was illegal to sell food in the ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ region for everybody except that tavern. ¨¨^=^%§#
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##&§%^=^¨¨ but marigold didn't care. ¨¨^=^%§#
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##&§%^=^¨¨ she began putting dried lizard meat ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ between two bread slices, operating out ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ of a cart, not staying in the same ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ place long. in the day she slept, in ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ the eve she sold her wares, and in the ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ night she poached. ¨^=^%§##
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###&§%^=^¨ after a few years, marigolds food cart ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ had a reputation. she called it ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ ^¨ the golden m ¨^ ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ and people talked about the golden m. ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ the old tavern had their monopoly and ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ didn't change their menu much. ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ new and fresh. ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ however, she became a little too well ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ known. the taverns men hot on her ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ trail, she could stay a shorter and ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ shorter time in each location. she felt ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ hunted. and soon enough there came a ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ time when they started watching for her ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ at the gates of every village. ¨¨^=^%§#
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##&§%^=^¨¨ so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ forever. ¨^=^%§##
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###&§%^=^¨ &&& ^ &&& ¨^=^%§##
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###&§%^=^¨ after thirty years, a man named ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ nicholas found the cart. he was a ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ cursed entrepreneur (they all are ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ course thought it a good idea to follow ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ in marigolds foodsteps. ¨¨^=^%§#
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##&§%^=^¨¨ he wasn't all that of a cook, and even ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ though some recognized the golden m, he ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ quickly fell into infamity. however he ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ trying. the tavern didn't care for him ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ since nobody bought his food anyway ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ (and also they had expanded too ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ quickly, succumbed to corruption, and ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ was in the process of falling apart). ¨¨^=^%§#
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##&§%^=^¨¨ angry at everyone for not understanding ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ his food, he vowed to leave ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ kirugu vargir entierly. ¨¨^=^%§#
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##&§%^=^¨¨ which he did. ¨¨^=^%§#
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##&§%^=^¨¨ we dont know much about how he traveled ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ or where, but eventually he ended up on ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ earth in the fifties. ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ upon finding out that earth holds no ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ edible lizards, he settled for cow meat ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ instead, and to his joy, the earth folk ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ liked it! ¨¨^=^%§#
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##&§%^=^¨¨ then he got scammed out of the cart by ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ a man named mickey mac donalds, who ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ renamed the business after himself. ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ while nicholas quickly perished, mickey ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ funneled his inherited billions into ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ the project, and quickly expanded all ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ over the planet. ¨¨^=^%§#
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##&§%^=^¨¨ & ^ & ¨¨^=^%§#
###&§%^=^¨ ¨^=^%§##
##&§%^=^¨¨ and the rest is history! ¨¨^=^%§#
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