¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§ §¨§§§§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨ §§¨¨¨§§¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§ ¨§¨¨§¨§§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨ §§¨§§§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨ ¨§§¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨§¨¨¨ ¨¨ ,, «« THE GOLDEN «« ,, ¨¨ §¨§¨§§§¨§¨
¨¨¨§§§§¨¨§ ###§%= M =%§### §§§§¨¨§§§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§§ ¨¨¨§¨§¨¨§¨
¨§§¨¨§§§¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨§§§§¨§§¨
§¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨ ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ ¨§¨¨¨§§¨§¨
§§§§§¨§§¨§ §§¨¨§¨§§§§
¨¨¨¨§§¨§§§ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨§¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨ §§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨§§§¨§¨¨§ , CHEESEBURGER , ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§§§¨§¨ , NUGGETS , ¨§§§¨§¨¨¨¨
§§¨§¨¨§§§¨ , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , §¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨§§§¨§¨¨§¨ , FRIES , §¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§
§¨¨§§§¨§§¨ , CARBONATED WATER , §§§¨§§¨¨§§
§¨§¨¨§§¨§¨ , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ¨¨§§¨§¨§¨¨
§§§¨§¨§§§¨ , BIG MAC , ¨§¨§§§§§¨§
¨¨§§§§¨¨§¨ , COFFEE , §§§¨¨¨¨§§¨
¨§¨¨¨§¨§§¨ ¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§¨
§§¨¨§§§¨§¨ §§§§§ ^ §§§§§ ¨§§¨¨§§§§¨
¨§¨§¨¨§§§¨ §¨§¨§¨¨¨§§
§§§§¨§¨¨§§ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN §§§§§¨¨§¨§
¨¨¨§§§¨§¨§ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨¨§¨§§§¨
¨¨§¨¨§§§§§ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨
¨§§¨§¨¨¨¨§ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨§¨¨§¨§§¨
§¨§§§¨¨¨§§ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨§§¨§§§¨§¨
§§¨¨§¨¨§¨§ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. §¨§§¨¨§§§§
¨§¨§§¨§§§§ §§¨§¨§¨¨¨¨
§§§¨§§¨¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨§§§§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨§§¨§¨¨¨¨ §¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨§
¨§¨§§§¨¨¨§ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT §¨¨¨§§¨¨§§
§§§¨¨§¨¨§§ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT §¨¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨¨§¨§§¨§¨§ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME §¨§§§§§§§¨
¨§§§¨§§§§¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN §§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
§¨¨§§¨¨¨§§ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨§¨¨¨¨¨§§¨
§¨§¨§¨¨§¨§ NIGHT SHE POACHED. §§¨¨¨¨§¨§§
§§§§§¨§§§¨ ¨§¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨¨¨§§¨¨§¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART §§¨¨§¨¨§¨§
¨¨¨§¨§¨§§¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨§¨§§¨§§§§
¨¨§§§§§¨§§ ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, §§§¨§§¨¨¨§
¨§¨¨¨¨§§¨§ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨§§¨§¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨§¨§§§ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨§¨§§§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§§§¨¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. §§§¨¨§§§§¨
§§¨§¨¨§¨¨§ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨§¨§¨¨¨§¨
¨§§§¨§§¨§§ NEW AND FRESH. ¨§§§§¨¨§§§
§¨¨§§¨§§¨¨ §¨¨¨§¨§¨¨§
§¨§¨§§¨§¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL §¨¨§§§§¨§¨
§§§§¨§§§¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER §¨§¨¨¨§§§§
¨¨¨§§¨¨§¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND §§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨§¨§§¨§ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨§§§§§¨§§¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨§§§¨§¨¨¨¨
§¨¨¨¨§§¨§¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER §¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨
§¨¨¨§¨§§§¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. §¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§
§¨¨§§§¨¨§¨ §§§¨§§¨¨§¨
§¨§¨¨§¨§§¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨§§¨§¨§§§
§§§¨§§§¨§§ FOREVER. ¨§¨§§§§¨¨¨
¨¨§§¨¨§§¨¨ §§§¨¨¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§¨§¨§ §§§ ^ §§§ ¨¨§¨¨§§¨§§
§§§§§§§§§§ ¨§§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED §¨§§§§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A §§¨¨¨§§¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨§¨¨§¨§§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF §§¨§§§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨§§¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨§¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. §¨§¨§§§¨§¨
¨¨¨§§§§¨¨§ §§§§¨¨§§§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§§ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨¨§¨§¨¨§¨
¨§§¨¨§§§¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨§§§§¨§§¨
§¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨§¨¨¨§§¨§¨
§§§§§¨§§¨§ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP §§¨¨§¨§§§§
¨¨¨¨§§¨§§§ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨§¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY §§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨¨§§§¨§¨¨§ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§§§¨§¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨§§§¨§¨¨¨¨
§§¨§¨¨§§§¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). §¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨§§§¨§¨¨§¨ §¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§
§¨¨§§§¨§§¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING §§§¨§§¨¨§§
§¨§¨¨§§¨§¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨§§¨§¨§¨¨
§§§¨§¨§§§¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨§¨§§§§§¨§
¨¨§§§§¨¨§¨ §§§¨¨¨¨§§¨
¨§¨¨¨§¨§§¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§¨
§§¨¨§§§¨§¨ ¨§§¨¨§§§§¨
¨§¨§¨¨§§§¨ §§ ^ §§ §¨§¨§¨¨¨§§
§§§§¨§¨¨§§ §§§§§¨¨§¨§
¨¨¨§§§¨§¨§ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨¨§¨§§§¨
¨¨§¨¨§§§§§ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨
¨§§¨§¨¨¨¨§ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨§¨¨§¨§§¨
§¨§§§¨¨¨§§ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨§§¨§§§¨§¨
§§¨¨§¨¨§¨§ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT §¨§§¨¨§§§§
¨§¨§§¨§§§§ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK §§¨§¨§¨¨¨¨
§§§¨§§¨¨¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨§§§§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨§§¨§¨¨¨¨ §¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨§
¨§¨§§§¨¨¨§ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY §¨¨¨§§¨¨§§
§§§¨¨§¨¨§§ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO §¨¨§¨§¨§¨§
¨¨§¨§§¨§¨§ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. §¨§§§§§§§¨
¨§§§¨§§§§¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY §§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨
§¨¨§§¨¨¨§§ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨§¨¨¨¨¨§§¨
§¨§¨§¨¨§¨§ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL §§¨¨¨¨§¨§§
§§§§§¨§§§¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨§¨¨¨§§§¨¨
¨¨¨¨§§¨¨§¨ §§¨¨§¨¨§¨§
¨¨¨§¨§¨§§¨ § ^ § ¨§¨§§¨§§§§
¨¨§§§§§¨§§ §§§¨§§¨¨¨§
¨§¨¨¨¨§§¨§ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨§§¨§¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨§¨§§§ ¨§¨§§§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§§§¨¨¨ §§§¨¨§§§§¨
§§¨§¨¨§¨¨§ ¨¨§¨§¨¨¨§¨
¨§§§¨§§¨§§ ¨§§§§¨¨§§§
§¨¨§§¨§§¨¨ §¨¨¨§¨§¨¨§