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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨ :: ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ :: ¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: ###£¤% M %¤£### :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~ ~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\ LETS HEAR IT FOR \~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\% \\\ MC DONALDS \\\ %\~:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:~\%¤ ¤%\~:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:~\%¤# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #¤%\~:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨:~\%¤## ##¤%\~:¨¨¨
¨¨:~\%¤### : CHEESEBURGER : ###¤%\~:¨¨
¨:~\%¤#### : NUGGETS : ####¤%\~:¨
¨¨:~\%¤### : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : ###¤%\~:¨¨
¨¨¨:~\%¤## : FRIES : ##¤%\~:¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:~\%¤# : CARBONATED WATER : #¤%\~:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:~\%¤ : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : ¤%\~:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\% : BIG MAC : %\~:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\ : COFFEE : \~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~ ~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: £££££ \ £££££ :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\ \~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\% SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT %\~:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:~\%¤ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¤%\~:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:~\%¤# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #¤%\~:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨:~\%¤## PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ##¤%\~:¨¨¨
¨¨:~\%¤### THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ###¤%\~:¨¨
¨:~\%¤#### NIGHT SHE POACHED. ####¤%\~:¨
¨¨:~\%¤### ###¤%\~:¨¨
¨¨¨:~\%¤## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##¤%\~:¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:~\%¤# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #¤%\~:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:~\%¤ :¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨: ¤%\~:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\% AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. %\~:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND \~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\ \~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\% SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, %\~:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:~\%¤ FOREVER. ¤%\~:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:~\%¤# #¤%\~:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨:~\%¤## £££ \ £££ ##¤%\~:¨¨¨
¨¨:~\%¤### ###¤%\~:¨¨
¨:~\%¤#### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ####¤%\~:¨
¨¨:~\%¤### NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ###¤%\~:¨¨
¨¨¨:~\%¤## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##¤%\~:¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:~\%¤# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #¤%\~:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:~\%¤ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¤%\~:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\% IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. %\~:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\ \~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE \~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\% KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. %\~:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:~\%¤ ¤%\~:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:~\%¤# WHICH HE DID. #¤%\~:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨:~\%¤## ##¤%\~:¨¨¨
¨¨:~\%¤### ££ \ ££ ###¤%\~:¨¨
¨:~\%¤#### ####¤%\~:¨
¨¨:~\%¤### WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ###¤%\~:¨¨
¨¨¨:~\%¤## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##¤%\~:¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:~\%¤# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #¤%\~:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:~\%¤ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¤%\~:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\% EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT %\~:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK \~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~ LIKED IT! ~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨: :¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~ £ \ £ ~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\ \~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:~\% AND THE REST IS HISTORY! %\~:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:~\%¤ ¤%\~:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:~\%¤# #¤%\~:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨:~\%¤## ##¤%\~:¨¨¨
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