the  golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart, not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in the  day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her  wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the golden  m. 
 the old  tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little  too well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough  there came a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as  such  he of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into  infamity. however he 
 was kind of a hardhat  and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont  know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got scammed out of the  cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!