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¨¨¨¨,~;^*§ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN §*^;~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,~;^*§£ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK £§*^;~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨,~;^*§£@# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #@£§*^;~,¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~;^*§£ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. £§*^;~,¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨,~;^* BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. *^;~,¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨,~;^*§£ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT £§*^;~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨,~;^*§£@# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #@£§*^;~,¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~;^*§£ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE £§*^;~,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~;^*§ NIGHT SHE POACHED. §*^;~,¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨,~;^*§ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART §*^;~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,~;^*§£ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT £§*^;~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨,~;^*§£@# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #@£§*^;~,¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~;^*§£ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. £§*^;~,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~;^*§ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS §*^;~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~;^* NEW AND FRESH. *^;~,¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨,~;^*§£ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL £§*^;~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨,~;^*§£@# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #@£§*^;~,¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~;^*§£ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A £§*^;~,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~;^*§ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER §*^;~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~;^* AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. *^;~,¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨,~;^*§£ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, £§*^;~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ FOREVER. @£§*^;~,¨¨
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¨¨¨¨,~;^*§ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED §*^;~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~;^* NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A *^;~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~;^*§ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE §*^;~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,~;^*§£ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF £§*^;~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨,~;^*§£@# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #@£§*^;~,¨
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¨¨¨,~;^*§£ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN £§*^;~,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~;^*§ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE §*^;~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~;^* QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE *^;~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~;^*§ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP §*^;~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,~;^*§£ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM £§*^;~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨,~;^*§£@# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #@£§*^;~,¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~;^*§£ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). £§*^;~,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~;^*§ §*^;~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,~;^* ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING *^;~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~;^*§ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE §*^;~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,~;^*§£ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. £§*^;~,¨¨¨
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¨,~;^*§£@# WHICH HE DID. #@£§*^;~,¨
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¨¨¨¨¨,~;^* WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED *^;~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~;^*§ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON §*^;~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,~;^*§£ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. £§*^;~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨,~;^*§£@# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #@£§*^;~,¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~;^*§£ LIKED IT! £§*^;~,¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨,~;^* THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY *^;~,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,~;^*§ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO §*^;~,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,~;^*§£ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. £§*^;~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨,~;^*§£@# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #@£§*^;~,¨
¨¨,~;^*§£@ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL @£§*^;~,¨¨
¨¨¨,~;^*§£ OVER THE PLANET. £§*^;~,¨¨¨
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