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###§¤†*«^, ,, ^^ «« THE GOLDEN «« ^^ ,, ,^«*†¤§###
#§§¤¤†*«^, ###§¤† M †¤§### ,^«*†¤¤§§#
#§††«^,,,, ,,,,^«††§#
§¤*^,,,,,, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,,,,,^*¤§
##¤¤**«,,, *** MC DONALDS *** ,,,«**¤¤##
###§¤†*«^, ,^«*†¤§###
§§¤††««,,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,,««††¤§§
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##§†*^,,,, ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ,,,,^*†§##
###§¤†*«^, ^ NUGGETS ^ ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ,^«*†¤§###
#§†«««««^, ^ FRIES ^ ,^«««««†§#
###§¤†*«^, ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, ^ BIG MAC ^ ,^«*†¤§###
§¤*«^^,,,, ^ COFFEE ^ ,,,,^^«*¤§
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###§¤†*«^, §§§§§ * §§§§§ ,^«*†¤§###
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###§¤†*«^, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,^«*†¤§###
####§¤†*^, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,^*†¤§####
###§¤†*«^, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,^«*†¤§###
§¤†«,,,,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,,,,«†¤§
###§¤†*«^, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,^«*†¤§###
§†«,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,«†§
###§¤†*«^, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,^«*†¤§###
#§§§¤†*«^, ,^«*†¤§§§#
#§¤¤¤†*«^, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,^«*†¤¤¤§#
#¤†*^^^^^, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,^^^^^*†¤#
###§¤†*«^, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,^«*†¤§###
#¤¤*^,,,,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,,,,^*¤¤#
##¤†***«^, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,^«***†¤##
####¤†*«^, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,^«*†¤####
§†**^,,,,, ,,,,,^**†§
##§†«^^,,, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,,^^«†§##
###§¤†*«^, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,^«*†¤§###
#§†«^,,,,, ^, THE GOLDEN M ,^ ,,,,,^«†§#
##§§¤†*«^, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,^«*†¤§§##
##¤**^^,,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,,^^**¤##
#§†««^^,,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,,^^««†§#
§¤**««^,,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,,^««**¤§
###§¤†*«^, NEW AND FRESH. ,^«*†¤§###
§§¤††«^^^, ,^^^«††¤§§
##§§¤†*«^, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,^«*†¤§§##
###§¤†*«^, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,^«*†¤§###
#§§¤¤†*«^, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,^«*†¤¤§§#
#§†«,,,,,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,,,,,«†§#
§†«,,,,,,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,,,,,,«†§
###§¤†*«^, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,^«*†¤§###
##¤*«^,,,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,,,^«*¤##
###§¤†*«^, ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, FOREVER. ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, §§§ * §§§ ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,^«*†¤§###
####§¤*«^, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,^«*¤§####
#§¤¤¤†*«^, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,^«*†¤¤¤§#
§¤¤†***«^, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,^«***†¤¤§
§¤††««^,,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,,^««††¤§
#§††«,,,,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,,,,«††§#
###§¤†*«^, ,^«*†¤§###
§¤¤*«,,,,, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,,,,,«*¤¤§
#§††««,,,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,,,««††§#
#§†*«^,,,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,,,^«*†§#
#§††††*«^, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,^«*††††§#
####§¤†*«^ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ^«*†¤§####
#§†**«,,,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,,,«**†§#
##¤***«^^, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,^^«***¤##
###§¤†*«^, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,^«*†¤§###
§§††††*«^, ,^«*††††§§
###§¤†*«^, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, ,^«*†¤§###
§¤¤†««^,,, WHICH HE DID. ,,,^««†¤¤§
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#§§¤††*«^, §§ * §§ ,^«*††¤§§#
###§¤†*«^, ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,^«*†¤§###
§¤¤*^,,,,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,,,,^*¤¤§
####¤†*«^, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,^«*†¤####
###§¤†*«^, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,^«*†¤§###
§§§¤††*«^, LIKED IT! ,^«*††¤§§§
§†*^,,,,,, ,,,,,,^*†§
#§¤¤*^,,,, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,,,,^*¤¤§#
###§¤†*«^, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,^«*†¤§###
§§¤**^,,,, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,,,,^**¤§§
#§¤†*«^,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,^«*†¤§#
###§¤†*«^, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,^«*†¤§###
#§§§¤†*«^, OVER THE PLANET. ,^«*†¤§§§#
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####§¤*«^, § * § ,^«*¤§####
###§¤†*«^, ,^«*†¤§###
###§¤†*«^, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,^«*†¤§###
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