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......,«\% ..   ,,   ««   THE   GOLDEN   ««  ,,  .. %\«,......
.......,«\              #@¶@$% M %$@¶@#             \«,.......
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.....,«\%$             LETS HEAR IT FOR             $%\«,.....
....,«\%$@            \\\ MC DONALDS \\\            @$%\«,....
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..,«\%$@¶@ WHAT     CAN     I     DO     YA     FOR @¶@$%\«,..
.,«\%$@¶@#                                          #@¶@$%\«,.
..,«\%$@¶@             , CHEESEBURGER ,             @¶@$%\«,..
...,«\%$@¶                , NUGGETS ,               ¶@$%\«,...
....,«\%$@          , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ,         @$%\«,....
.....,«\%$                , FRIES ,                 $%\«,.....
......,«\%           , CARBONATED WATER ,           %\«,......
.......,«\          , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ,         \«,.......
......,«\%                , BIG MAC ,               %\«,......
.....,«\%$                , COFFEE ,                $%\«,.....
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.,«\%$@¶@# IT  ALL BEGAN A  THOUSAND  YEARS AGO  IN #@¶@$%\«,.
..,«\%$@¶@ LIKE  THE  EIGHTEENTH  CENTURY.  A  DARK @¶@$%\«,..
...,«\%$@¶ FIGURE  EMERGED FROM A  TAVERN  AFTER  A ¶@$%\«,...
....,«\%$@ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN  IDEA. @$%\«,....
.....,«\%$ IT  WAS  ILLEGAL  TO  SELL  FOOD  IN THE $%\«,.....
......,«\% REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. %\«,......
.......,«\                                          \«,.......
......,«\%         BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE.        %\«,......
.....,«\%$                                          $%\«,.....
....,«\%$@ SHE  BEGAN  PUTTING  DRIED  LIZARD  MEAT @$%\«,....
...,«\%$@¶ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES,  OPERATING OUT ¶@$%\«,...
..,«\%$@¶@ OF  A  CART,  NOT STAYING  IN  THE  SAME @¶@$%\«,..
.,«\%$@¶@# PLACE LONG.  IN  THE DAY  SHE SLEPT,  IN #@¶@$%\«,.
..,«\%$@¶@ THE EVE  SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN  THE @¶@$%\«,..
...,«\%$@¶            NIGHT SHE POACHED.            ¶@$%\«,...
....,«\%$@                                          @$%\«,....
.....,«\%$ AFTER A  FEW  YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART $%\«,.....
......,«\% HAD  A   REPUTATION.   SHE   CALLED   IT %\«,......
.......,«\            ,. THE GOLDEN M .,            \«,.......
......,«\% AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT  THE  GOLDEN  M. %\«,......
.....,«\%$ THE  OLD  TAVERN  HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND $%\«,.....
....,«\%$@      DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH.      @$%\«,....
...,«\%$@¶   MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS   ¶@$%\«,...
..,«\%$@¶@              NEW AND FRESH.              @¶@$%\«,..
.,«\%$@¶@#                                          #@¶@$%\«,.
..,«\%$@¶@ HOWEVER, SHE  BECAME  A LITTLE  TOO WELL @¶@$%\«,..
...,«\%$@¶ KNOWN.   THE  TAVERNS  MEN  HOT  ON  HER ¶@$%\«,...
....,«\%$@ TRAIL,  SHE  COULD  STAY  A SHORTER  AND @$%\«,....
.....,«\%$ SHORTER TIME  IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT $%\«,.....
......,«\% HUNTED. AND  SOON ENOUGH  THERE  CAME  A %\«,......
.......,«\ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR  HER \«,.......
......,«\% AT   THE   GATES   OF   EVERY   VILLAGE. %\«,......
.....,«\%$                                          $%\«,.....
....,«\%$@ SO  SHE  HID THE CART,  AND DISAPPEARED, @$%\«,....
...,«\%$@¶                 FOREVER.                 ¶@$%\«,...
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.,«\%$@¶@#                @@@ \ @@@                 #@¶@$%\«,.
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...,«\%$@¶ AFTER   THIRTY  YEARS,   A   MAN   NAMED ¶@$%\«,...
....,«\%$@ NICHOLAS   FOUND  THE  CART.  HE  WAS  A @$%\«,....
.....,«\%$    CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE     $%\«,.....
......,«\% (CURSED,  I  MEAN)) AND  AS SUCH  HE  OF %\«,......
.......,«\ COURSE THOUGHT IT  A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW \«,.......
......,«\%          IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS.         %\«,......
.....,«\%$                                          $%\«,.....
....,«\%$@ HE  WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK,  AND EVEN @$%\«,....
...,«\%$@¶ THOUGH SOME  RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¶@$%\«,...
..,«\%$@¶@ QUICKLY  FELL INTO  INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE @¶@$%\«,..
.,«\%$@¶@# WAS KIND OF A  HARDHAT AND  DIDN'T  STOP #@¶@$%\«,.
..,«\%$@¶@ TRYING. THE TAVERN  DIDN'T CARE  FOR HIM @¶@$%\«,..
...,«\%$@¶ SINCE  NOBODY  BOUGHT  HIS  FOOD  ANYWAY ¶@$%\«,...
....,«\%$@ (AND   ALSO   THEY   HAD   EXPANDED  TOO @$%\«,....
.....,«\%$  QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND   $%\«,.....
......,«\% WAS  IN THE  PROCESS OF FALLING  APART). %\«,......
.......,«\                                          \«,.......
......,«\% ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR  NOT UNDERSTANDING %\«,......
.....,«\%$ HIS    FOOD,   HE    VOWED    TO   LEAVE $%\«,.....
....,«\%$@         KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY.          @$%\«,....
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..,«\%$@¶@              WHICH HE DID.               @¶@$%\«,..
.,«\%$@¶@#                                          #@¶@$%\«,.
..,«\%$@¶@                  @@ \ @@                 @¶@$%\«,..
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....,«\%$@ WE DONT  KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED @$%\«,....
.....,«\%$ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED  UP ON $%\«,.....
......,«\%           EARTH IN THE FIFTIES.          %\«,......
.......,«\ UPON FINDING  OUT  THAT EARTH  HOLDS  NO \«,.......
......,«\% EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW  MEAT %\«,......
.....,«\%$ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH  FOLK $%\«,.....
....,«\%$@                LIKED IT!                 @$%\«,....
...,«\%$@¶                                          ¶@$%\«,...
..,«\%$@¶@ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE  CART  BY @¶@$%\«,..
.,«\%$@¶@# A  MAN  NAMED  MICKEY  MAC  DONALDS, WHO #@¶@$%\«,.
..,«\%$@¶@    RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF.   @¶@$%\«,..
...,«\%$@¶  WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¶@$%\«,...
....,«\%$@   FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO   @$%\«,....
.....,«\%$ THE PROJECT, AND  QUICKLY  EXPANDED  ALL $%\«,.....
......,«\%             OVER THE PLANET.             %\«,......
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....,«\%$@         AND THE REST IS HISTORY!         @$%\«,....
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