the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began a  thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a  tavern after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart, not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in the day  she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold her wares,  and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little  too well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a  cook, and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity.  however he 
 was  kind  of a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the  process  of falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his   food,   he    vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!