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*%;=...... .. .. == THE GOLDEN == .. .. ......=;%*
%;=....... #@£&*% M %*&£@# .......=;%
;=........ ........=;
=......... LETS HEAR IT FOR .........=
;=........ ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ........=;
%;=....... .......=;%
*%;=...... WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ......=;%*
&*%;=..... .....=;%*&
£&*%;=.... . CHEESEBURGER . ....=;%*&£
@£&*%;=... . NUGGETS . ...=;%*&£@
#@£&*%;=.. . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . ..=;%*&£@#
@£&*%;=... . FRIES . ...=;%*&£@
£&*%;=.... . CARBONATED WATER . ....=;%*&£
&*%;=..... . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . .....=;%*&
*%;=...... . BIG MAC . ......=;%*
%;=....... . COFFEE . .......=;%
;=........ ........=;
=......... &&&&& ; &&&&& .........=
;=........ ........=;
%;=....... IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN .......=;%
*%;=...... LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ......=;%*
&*%;=..... FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A .....=;%*&
£&*%;=.... FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ....=;%*&£
@£&*%;=... IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ...=;%*&£@
#@£&*%;=.. REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ..=;%*&£@#
@£&*%;=... ...=;%*&£@
£&*%;=.... BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ....=;%*&£
&*%;=..... .....=;%*&
*%;=...... SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ......=;%*
%;=....... BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT .......=;%
;=........ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ........=;
=......... PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN .........=
;=........ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ........=;
%;=....... NIGHT SHE POACHED. .......=;%
*%;=...... ......=;%*
&*%;=..... AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART .....=;%*&
£&*%;=.... HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ....=;%*&£
@£&*%;=... .. THE GOLDEN M .. ...=;%*&£@
#@£&*%;=.. AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ..=;%*&£@#
@£&*%;=... THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ...=;%*&£@
£&*%;=.... DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ....=;%*&£
&*%;=..... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS .....=;%*&
*%;=...... NEW AND FRESH. ......=;%*
%;=....... .......=;%
;=........ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ........=;
=......... KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER .........=
;=........ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ........=;
%;=....... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT .......=;%
*%;=...... HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ......=;%*
&*%;=..... TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER .....=;%*&
£&*%;=.... AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ....=;%*&£
@£&*%;=... ...=;%*&£@
#@£&*%;=.. SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ..=;%*&£@#
@£&*%;=... FOREVER. ...=;%*&£@
£&*%;=.... ....=;%*&£
&*%;=..... &&& ; &&& .....=;%*&
*%;=...... ......=;%*
%;=....... AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED .......=;%
;=........ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ........=;
=......... CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE .........=
;=........ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ........=;
%;=....... COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW .......=;%
*%;=...... IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ......=;%*
&*%;=..... .....=;%*&
£&*%;=.... HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ....=;%*&£
@£&*%;=... THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ...=;%*&£@
#@£&*%;=.. QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ..=;%*&£@#
@£&*%;=... WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ...=;%*&£@
£&*%;=.... TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ....=;%*&£
&*%;=..... SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY .....=;%*&
*%;=...... (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ......=;%*
%;=....... QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND .......=;%
;=........ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ........=;
=......... .........=
;=........ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ........=;
%;=....... HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE .......=;%
*%;=...... KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ......=;%*
&*%;=..... .....=;%*&
£&*%;=.... WHICH HE DID. ....=;%*&£
@£&*%;=... ...=;%*&£@
#@£&*%;=.. && ; && ..=;%*&£@#
@£&*%;=... ...=;%*&£@
£&*%;=.... WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ....=;%*&£
&*%;=..... OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON .....=;%*&
*%;=...... EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ......=;%*
%;=....... UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO .......=;%
;=........ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ........=;
=......... INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK .........=
;=........ LIKED IT! ........=;
%;=....... .......=;%
*%;=...... THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ......=;%*
&*%;=..... A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO .....=;%*&
£&*%;=.... RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ....=;%*&£
@£&*%;=... WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ...=;%*&£@
#@£&*%;=.. FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ..=;%*&£@#
@£&*%;=... THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ...=;%*&£@
£&*%;=.... OVER THE PLANET. ....=;%*&£
&*%;=..... .....=;%*&
*%;=...... & ; & ......=;%*
%;=....... .......=;%
;=........ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ........=;
=......... .........=
;=........ ........=;
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