The  Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began  A Thousand Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. 
 It Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices,  Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In The  Same 
 Place Long. In  The  Day  She Slept,  In 
 The  Eve She Sold  Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked About The  Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern Had  Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She  Became A  Little Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot   On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each  Location. She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough  There Came  A 
 Time When They  Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid  The Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And As  Such  He Of 
 Course Thought It  A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of A Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized  The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity.  However He 
 Was  Kind Of  A Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying.  The  Tavern Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The Process Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding 
 His   Food,    He    Vowed    To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We  Dont Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where,  But Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out  That Earth Holds  No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then  He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart  By 
 A Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!