the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a  thousand years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long. in the  day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold her wares,  and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about  the golden m. 
 the old tavern  had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of a  cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly  fell into infamity.  however he 
 was  kind  of a hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got  scammed out of  the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!