,-«*$*#@## ##@#*$*«-,
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,-«*$*#@## ##@#*$*«-,
,,,,-***## ##***-,,,,
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,-«*$*#@## ,, -- «« THE GOLDEN «« -- ,, ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@@@ ##@#*$ M $*#@## @@@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## ##@#*$*«-,
-«*$*#@### LETS HEAR IT FOR ###@#*$*«-
,----***@# *** MC DONALDS *** #@***----,
,-«*$*#@## ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##@#*$*«-,
,-«**$$$## ##$$$**«-,
,-«******@ - CHEESEBURGER - @******«-,
,-«*$*##@@ - NUGGETS - @@##*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$#@### - FRIES - ###@#$*«-,
,,,,,,-*$# - CARBONATED WATER - #$*-,,,,,,
,--«««*$*# - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - #*$*«««--,
,-«*$*#@@@ - BIG MAC - @@@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*###@ - COFFEE - @###*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*@### ##### * ##### ###@*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## ##@#*$*«-,
,,,-****## IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ##****-,,,
,-«**#@### LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ###@#**«-,
,-«*$*#@## FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ##@#*$*«-,
,,,,,-«$*@ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. @*$«-,,,,,
,-«*$*#### IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ####*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##@#*$*«-,
,,,-**$*## ##*$**-,,,
,-«*$*#@@@ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT @@@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ##@#*$*«-,
,,,---***@ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE @***---,,,
,-«*$*#@## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*##@# #@##*$*«-,
,,,--«$**@ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART @**$«--,,,
,-«*$*#@## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##@#*$*«-,
,,,,,«**## -, THE GOLDEN M ,- ##**«,,,,,
,,,,,,«**@ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. @**«,,,,,,
,-«*$*#@## THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$$***@ NEW AND FRESH. @***$$*«-,
,,,,-***## ##***-,,,,
,,,---*$## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##$*---,,,
,-«««««$#@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @#$«««««-,
,-«*$***@@ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND @@***$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@@# #@@#*$*«-,
,----*$**# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #**$*----,
,,--«**$*# FOREVER. #*$**«--,,
,-«*$*#### ####*$*«-,
,,,-****## ### * ### ##****-,,,
,-«*$*#@@# #@@#*$*«-,
,,,-***##@ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED @##***-,,,
,,,,-*$#@@ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A @@#$*-,,,,
,-«*$*#@## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##@#*$*«-,
,,,,--*$*# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #*$*--,,,,
,,,««$$$## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##$$$««,,,
,,,,,,,«$# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #$«,,,,,,,
,-«******@ @******«-,
,,,,,,-**@ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN @**-,,,,,,
,-«*$***## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##***$*«-,
,,,«***$#@ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE @#$***«,,,
,-«*$*#@## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##@#*$*«-,
,,,,-****@ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM @****-,,,,
,,,,,-«**# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #**«-,,,,,
,,,,,-«**@ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO @**«-,,,,,
,-«*$*#@@# QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND #@@#*$*«-,
,-«*$***## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##***$*«-,
,,,,-*$### ###$*-,,,,
,,,--«$*@# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #@*$«--,,,
,,,,,««$*@ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE @*$««,,,,,
,-«*$*#@## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##@#*$*«-,
,,,,,,,«$# #$«,,,,,,,
,-«*$*#@## WHICH HE DID. ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## ##@#*$*«-,
,,,,--«$#@ ## * ## @#$«--,,,,
,,,,-*$**@ @**$*-,,,,
,-«*$*#@## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##@#*$*«-,
,,,,,«***# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #***«,,,,,
,-«*$*#@## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##@#*$*«-,
,,,,,«**## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##**«,,,,,
,-«*$*#@## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## LIKED IT! ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ##@#*$*«-,
,,,««$$#@# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #@#$$««,,,
,-«*$****@ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY @****$*«-,
,,,,«$**#@ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO @#**$«,,,,
,,,,,,-«$# THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL #$«-,,,,,,
,,,,,-***# OVER THE PLANET. #***-,,,,,
,,,,-***$# #$***-,,,,
,-«*$*#@## # * # ##@#*$*«-,
,,,---**## ##**---,,,
,,,,-««$*@ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! @*$««-,,,,
,-«*$*#@## ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*#@## ##@#*$*«-,
,-«*$*@### ###@*$*«-,
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