The   Golden          
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began  A  Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A  Tavern After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship,  With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices, Operating  Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In The Day  She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold  Her Wares, And  In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People  Talked About  The Golden M. 
 The  Old  Tavern Had  Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became  A Little  Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough  There  Came A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The  Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found   The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And  As  Such He  Of 
 Course Thought It A  Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All That  Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some  Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell  Into Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind  Of A Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They  Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The  Process Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At  Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,    He    Vowed    To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much  About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He  Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon Finding  Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow  Meat 
 Instead, And  To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got  Scammed Out  Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!