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##@#@*;=,, ,, ,, == THE GOLDEN == ,, ,, ,,=;*@#@##
#%%%%*;=,, #@#@%* M *%@#@# ,,=;*%%%%#
@#@%%*;=,, ,,=;*%%@#@
##@@%*;=,, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,=;*%@@##
@%**=,,,,, ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ,,,,,=**%@
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@%*==,,,,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,,,,==*%@
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@*;,,,,,,, , CHEESEBURGER , ,,,,,,,;*@
##@#@*;=,, , NUGGETS , ,,=;*@#@##
#@#@%*;=,, , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ,,=;*%@#@#
#@#@%*;=,, , FRIES , ,,=;*%@#@#
@%%%%*;=,, , CARBONATED WATER , ,,=;*%%%%@
#@@@%*;=,, , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ,,=;*%@@@#
#@#@%*;=,, , BIG MAC , ,,=;*%@#@#
@*;;=,,,,, , COFFEE , ,,,,,=;;*@
#@#@%*;=,, ,,=;*%@#@#
#@@**==,,, @@@@@ ; @@@@@ ,,,==**@@#
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@#%;==,,,, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,,,,==;%#@
@%%%;=,,,, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,,,,=;%%%@
@@**===,,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,,===**@@
@@*;==,,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,,==;*@@
#@#@%*;=,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,=;*%@#@#
@#@@%*;=,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,=;*%@@#@
##@#@%*;,, ,,;*%@#@##
@#%;,,,,,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,,,,,;%#@
@@**;=,,,, ,,,,=;**@@
#@@@%*;=,, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,,=;*%@@@#
@*==,,,,,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,,,,,==*@
@@%;,,,,,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,,,,,,;%@@
#%%;;;;=,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,=;;;;%%#
#@#@%*;=,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,=;*%@#@#
#@#@%*;=,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,=;*%@#@#
###@%*;=,, ,,=;*%@###
@@#@%*;=,, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,=;*%@#@@
@#@*=,,,,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,,,,,=*@#@
@@@*;=,,,, ,, THE GOLDEN M ,, ,,,,=;*@@@
@@%%*;,,,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,,,;*%%@@
###@%*;=,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,=;*%@###
###@%*;=,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,=;*%@###
#@#@%*;=,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,=;*%@#@#
###@%*;=,, NEW AND FRESH. ,,=;*%@###
@@#@%*;=,, ,,=;*%@#@@
#%%%%*;=,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,=;*%%%%#
@@*=,,,,,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,,,,,=*@@
##@#@%;=,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,=;%@#@##
@#@@%*;=,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,=;*%@@#@
@@@%%*;=,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,=;*%%@@@
#@%;;;;=,, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,,=;;;;%@#
@#%*==,,,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,,,==*%#@
#@#@%*;=,, ,,=;*%@#@#
#@#@%*;=,, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,,=;*%@#@#
#@*;,,,,,, FOREVER. ,,,,,,;*@#
#@%**==,,, ,,,==**%@#
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##@%;,,,,, ,,,,,;%@##
#@#@%*;=,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,=;*%@#@#
#@#@%*;=,, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,,=;*%@#@#
#@#@%*;=,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,=;*%@#@#
@%%*;;=,,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,,=;;*%%@
#@%;;=,,,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,,,=;;%@#
@@@@%*;=,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,=;*%@@@@
@@#@%*;=,, ,,=;*%@#@@
#@#@%*;=,, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,,=;*%@#@#
@%;,,,,,,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,,,,,,;%@
@@%%*;==,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,==;*%%@@
#@#@%*;=,, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,,=;*%@#@#
##@#%*;=,, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,,=;*%#@##
#%;;,,,,,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,,,,,;;%#
@*=,,,,,,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,,,,,,=*@
#@#@%*;=,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,=;*%@#@#
#@#@%*;=,, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,,=;*%@#@#
#@#@%*;=,, ,,=;*%@#@#
@%*=,,,,,, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,,,,,,=*%@
@@#@%*;=,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,=;*%@#@@
@%%%**;=,, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,,=;**%%%@
#@#@%*;=,, ,,=;*%@#@#
##@@%*;=,, WHICH HE DID. ,,=;*%@@##
@#@%%*;=,, ,,=;*%%@#@
@@@@%*;=,, @@ ; @@ ,,=;*%@@@@
##@#@*;=,, ,,=;*@#@##
@@**=,,,,, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,,,,,=**@@
@@@@%*;=,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,=;*%@@@@
@#@@%*;=,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,=;*%@@#@
##@#%*;=,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,=;*%#@##
#@#@%*;=,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,=;*%@#@#
@**;,,,,,, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,,,,,,;**@
@%;,,,,,,, LIKED IT! ,,,,,,,;%@
@##@%*;=,, ,,=;*%@##@
@@*=,,,,,, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,,,,,,=*@@
@%;,,,,,,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,,,,,,;%@
#@#@%*;=,, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,,=;*%@#@#
##@#@%*=,, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,,=*%@#@##
@##@%*;=,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,=;*%@##@
##%;==,,,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,,,==;%##
#%;;,,,,,, OVER THE PLANET. ,,,,,,;;%#
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@#%;;;;=,, @ ; @ ,,=;;;;%#@
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@@%%%*;=,, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,,=;*%%%@@
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