The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
          Double cheeseburger           
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A  Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices, Operating  Out 
 Of A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In  The Day She  Slept,  In 
 The  Eve She Sold  Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked  About The Golden  M. 
 The  Old  Tavern Had Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became  A Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot   On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location.  She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon  Enough There Came  A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid  The  Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I Mean))  And  As  Such  He Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea To  Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of A Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The  Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity. However  He 
 Was Kind Of  A Hardhat  And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T  Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In The Process Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His   Food,    He    Vowed   To    Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont  Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually  He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon Finding  Out  That  Earth Holds  No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And  To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He Got  Scammed Out Of  The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project, And  Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!