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¨:«†^&§£## : carbonated water : ##£§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§£## : bearnaise dip sauce : ##£§&^†«:¨
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¨:«†^&§£## like the eighteenth century. a dark ##£§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§£## figure emerged from a tavern after a ##£§&^†«:¨
¨¨¨¨¨«^§§§ few years apprenticeship, with an idea. §§§^«¨¨¨¨¨
¨:«†^&§§§§ it was illegal to sell food in the §§§§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§£## region for everybody except that tavern. ##£§&^†«:¨
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¨¨¨¨¨«†&££ but marigold didn't care. ££&†«¨¨¨¨¨
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¨:«†^&§£## she began putting dried lizard meat ##£§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§£## between two bread slices, operating out ##£§&^†«:¨
¨¨¨:††††&§ of a cart, not staying in the same §&††††:¨¨¨
¨:«†^&§### place long. in the day she slept, in ###§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§£## the eve she sold her wares, and in the ##£§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§£## night she poached. ##£§&^†«:¨
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¨:«†^&§### after a few years, marigolds food cart ###§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§§§# had a reputation. she called it #§§§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&&§££ :¨ the golden m ¨: ££§&&^†«:¨
¨:««†^^^^§ and people talked about the golden m. §^^^^†««:¨
¨:«†^§£### the old tavern had their monopoly and ###£§^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§£## didn't change their menu much. ##£§&^†«:¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨«^§ marigolds secret lizard foodcart was §^«¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨:«««^&&§£ new and fresh. £§&&^«««:¨
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¨:«†^&&§§§ however, she became a little too well §§§&&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§£## known. the taverns men hot on her ##£§&^†«:¨
¨¨¨::«^&&£ trail, she could stay a shorter and £&&^«::¨¨¨
¨:««««†^^§ shorter time in each location. she felt §^^†««««:¨
¨:«†^&§£## hunted. and soon enough there came a ##£§&^†«:¨
¨¨::«^^&&£ time when they started watching for her £&&^^«::¨¨
¨:«†^&§£## at the gates of every village. ##£§&^†«:¨
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¨¨¨:::†&§# so she hid the cart, and disappeared, #§&†:::¨¨¨
¨:«†^&§£## forever. ##£§&^†«:¨
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¨:«†^&§£## after thirty years, a man named ##£§&^†«:¨
¨:«««^^^§§ nicholas found the cart. he was a §§^^^«««:¨
¨:«†^&§£## cursed entrepreneur (they all are ##£§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^^&§§£ (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of £§§&^^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§£££ course thought it a good idea to follow £££§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&&&§# in marigolds foodsteps. #§&&&^†«:¨
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¨¨¨¨:«^^§§ he wasn't all that of a cook, and even §§^^«:¨¨¨¨
¨:«†^&§### though some recognized the golden m, he ###§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§£## quickly fell into infamity. however he ##£§&^†«:¨
¨¨¨¨¨««†^§ was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop §^†««¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨«^§ trying. the tavern didn't care for him §^«¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨::†&£ since nobody bought his food anyway £&†::¨¨¨¨¨
¨:«†^&§£## (and also they had expanded too ##£§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&&§§§ quickly, succumbed to corruption, and §§§&&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§### was in the process of falling apart). ###§&^†«:¨
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¨¨:::«††&§ angry at everyone for not understanding §&††«:::¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:†&§ his food, he vowed to leave §&†:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨:«†^&§£## kirugu vargir entierly. ##£§&^†«:¨
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¨:«†^&§£## which he did. ##£§&^†«:¨
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¨¨:«««††^§ we dont know much about how he traveled §^††«««:¨¨
¨:«†^&§£## or where, but eventually he ended up on ##£§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§£## earth in the fifties. ##£§&^†«:¨
¨¨¨¨:†&§§§ upon finding out that earth holds no §§§&†:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:††^§# edible lizards, he settled for cow meat #§^††:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨:«†&££ instead, and to his joy, the earth folk ££&†«:¨¨¨¨
¨:«†^&§£## liked it! ##£§&^†«:¨
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¨:«†^&§£## then he got scammed out of the cart by ##£§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§£## a man named mickey mac donalds, who ##£§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§£## renamed the business after himself. ##£§&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&&&&£ while nicholas quickly perished, mickey £&&&&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&£### funneled his inherited billions into ###£&^†«:¨
¨:«†^&§£## the project, and quickly expanded all ##£§&^†«:¨
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