the   golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a  thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she sold  her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the  golden m. 
 the old  tavern  had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough there  came  a 
 time when they started watching for  her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as  such  he of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a  cook, and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into  infamity. however he 
 was kind of  a  hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out  that earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed out of the  cart  by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!