the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart, not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the  day she slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the  old tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there  came a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as  such  he of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a cook,  and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was  kind of a hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he    vowed   to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where,  but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he got scammed  out of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!