The   Golden        
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged From  A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In The Day She  Slept,  In 
 The  Eve  She Sold Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years,  MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People Talked  About The  Golden  M. 
 The  Old  Tavern  Had Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A  Little Too Well 
 Known.   The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail, She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location.  She Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.   He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And As  Such He  Of 
 Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All  That Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden  M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was Kind  Of  A Hardhat  And Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T  Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had   Expanded  Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In The  Process  Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,    He    Vowed   To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He  Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out  That Earth Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled  For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy,  The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then He  Got  Scammed Out Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project, And  Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!