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¨.-:*§#@## ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#### ####§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## ##@#§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨-*§§## ¨¨ .. -- THE GOLDEN -- .. ¨¨ ##§§*-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.:§## ##@#§* M *§#@## ##§:.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨..:*## ##*:..¨¨¨¨
¨.-:**§§#@ LETS HEAR IT FOR @#§§**:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## ::: MC DONALDS ::: ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§##@# #@##§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##@#§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨--*# #*--¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#### . CHEESEBURGER . ####§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## . NUGGETS . ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-::::§@@ . FRIES . @@§::::-.¨
¨.-:****## . CARBONATED WATER . ##****:-.¨
¨.-:*§§§## . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . ##§§§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨-*§### . BIG MAC . ###§*-¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@## . COFFEE . ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§§§§# ##### : ##### #§§§§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨-::§## ##§::-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-**§§# IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #§§**-¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@@@ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK @@@#§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨-:§### FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ###§:-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-::§@ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. @§::-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-::§@ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE @§::-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.-:§# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #§:-.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨--*§## ##§*--¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§###@ @###§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-::*§§#@ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME @#§§*::-.¨
¨¨¨¨¨.::*# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #*::.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-:§#@ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE @#§:-¨¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@@@ @@@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§##@# AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART #@##§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨.:::*# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #*:::.¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.-*§# .¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨. #§*-.¨¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§##@# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #@##§*:-.¨
¨.-:**§§@@ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND @@§§**:-.¨
¨¨¨¨.::*## DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ##*::.¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-*§@ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS @§*-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@## NEW AND FRESH. ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@@# #@@#§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨.-:§§@ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL @§§:-.¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@## KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@@# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #@@#§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨.-:*## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##*:-.¨¨¨¨
¨.--:::§## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##§:::--.¨
¨.-:*§§§§# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER #§§§§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨.-::*# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #*::-.¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-**#@# #@#**-¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@## SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## FOREVER. ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:§#@### ###@#§:-.¨
¨¨¨¨..-:§# ### : ### #§:-..¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§##@@ @@##§*:-.¨
¨.---*§#@@ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED @@#§*---.¨
¨¨¨.:*§§## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##§§*:.¨¨¨
¨.-:*§§#@@ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE @@#§§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨.-:*## (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ##*:-.¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§@### COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ###@§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.--::***# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #***::--.¨
¨¨¨¨¨-:*§@ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP @§*:-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨.:::*## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##*:::.¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.-*§@ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY @§*-.¨¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@## (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ##@#§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨¨.-:*# QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND #*:-.¨¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@## WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ##@#§*:-.¨
¨....-**#@ @#**-....¨
¨¨¨.-**##@ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING @##**-.¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ####§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@@@ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. @@@#§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨.--*§# #§*--.¨¨¨¨
¨.-:::*#@# WHICH HE DID. #@#*:::-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## ##@#§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-**# ## : ## #**-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@## ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@@@ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED @@@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§@### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ###@§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-::**§@@ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT @@§**::-.¨
¨¨¨¨-:::*# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #*:::-¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@## LIKED IT! ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§###@ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO @###§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ##@#§*:-.¨
¨¨¨..::*#@ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY @#*::..¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.-*#@ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO @#*-.¨¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## OVER THE PLANET. ##@#§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨¨.-*§@ @§*-.¨¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@## # : # ##@#§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨-:*#@# #@#*:-¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@## AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@## ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#@@# #@@#§*:-.¨
¨¨¨¨.-*#@# #@#*-.¨¨¨¨
¨.-:*§#@## ##@#§*:-.¨
¨.-:*§#### ####§*:-.¨