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&&&,,&&,,& LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,,,&&&&&&
&&,,,,,,,, ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ,&&,,&&&&&
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,,,,&&&&&& WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,&&&&,,&&&
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,,,,,,&&&& : CHEESEBURGER : &,,,,&&,,,
&&&&&,,&&, : NUGGETS : ,,&&,,,,&&
&&&&,,,,,, : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : ,,,,,&&,,&
&&&,,&&&&, : FRIES : &&&&,,,,,,
,&,,,,&&,, : CARBONATED WATER : &&&,,&&&&,
,,,&&,,,,& : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : &&,,,,&&,,
&&,,,,&&,, : BIG MAC : &,,&&,,,,&
&,,&&,,,,& : COFFEE : ,,,,,,&&,,
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&&&,,,,,,, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,,&&&&,,&&
&&,,&&&&&& LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK &,,&&,,,,&
&,,,,&&&&, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,,,,,&&,,
,,&&,,&&,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. &&&&&,,,,,
&,,,,,,,,& IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE &&&&,,&&&&
,,&&&&&&,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. &&&,,,,&&&
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&&,,&&,,,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,,,,,,,,,
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&&&&&&,,&& SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT &&&&&&&&,,
,&&&&,,,,& BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT &&&&&&&,,,
,,&&,,&&,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME &&&&&&,,&&
,,,,,,,,,& PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN &&&&&,,,,,
&&&&&&&&,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE &&&&,,&&&&
&&&&&&&,,& NIGHT SHE POACHED. &&&,,,,&&&
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&&&&&,,&&, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,,,,,,,,&
&&&&,,,,,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT &&&&&&&&,,
,&&,,&&&&& :, THE GOLDEN M ,: ,&&&&&&,,,
,,,,,,&&&& AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,&&&&,,&&
,&&&&,,&&, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND &,,&&,,,,,
,,&&,,,,,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,,,,,&&&&
,,,,,&&&&& MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS &&&&&,,&&,
&&&&,,&&&& NEW AND FRESH. &&&&,,,,,,
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,,,,&&,,,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL &&,,,,&&,,
&&&,,,,&&, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER &,,&&,,,,&
&&,,&&,,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,,,,&&,,
,,,,,,,&&, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,&&&&,,,,,
&&&&&&,,,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,&&,,&&&&
&&&&&,,&&& TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER &,,,,,,&&&
&&&&,,,,&& AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,&&&&,,&&
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&&,,,,,,,, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,,,,,,&&,,
,,,&&&&&&& FOREVER. &&&&&,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,,,,,,,,,
&&&&&&&&&& NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. &&&&&&&&&&
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&&&&&&&&&& WHICH HE DID. &&&&&&&&&&
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&&&&&&&&&& && ; && &&&&&&&&&&
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&&&&&&&&&& WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& LIKED IT! &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& OVER THE PLANET. &&&&&&&&&&
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&&&&&&&&&& & ; & &&&&&&&&&&
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&&&&&&&&&& AND THE REST IS HISTORY! &&&&&&&&&&
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