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......†^&& &&^†......
....«†^^%& &%^^†«....
..«†^%&### ###&%^†«..
....««^%## .. .. «« THE GOLDEN «« .. .. ##%^««....
..«^%&#### ###&%^ M ^%&### ####&%^«..
....«††^%# #%^††«....
...«†^^%%& LETS HEAR IT FOR &%%^^†«...
..«†^%&### ††† MC DONALDS ††† ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### ###&%^†«..
..«†††^&## WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ##&^†††«..
..«†^%&### ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### . CHEESEBURGER . ###&%^†«..
......«†%# . NUGGETS . #%†«......
.....†%&&# . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . #&&%†.....
..«†^%&### . FRIES . ###&%^†«..
..†^%&#### . CARBONATED WATER . ####&%^†..
......«^&# . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . #&^«......
..«†††^%%# . BIG MAC . #%%^†††«..
....††%&&# . COFFEE . #&&%††....
.......†%# #%†.......
..«†^%&### &&&&& † &&&&& ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### ###&%^†«..
...«†^^^%# IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #%^^^†«...
..«†^%&### LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ###&%^†«..
....†^^&## FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ##&^^†....
....††^^&# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE #&^^††....
......«†%& REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. &%†«......
..«†^%&### ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ###&%^†«..
.....†††^& &^†††.....
..«†^%&### SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ###&%^†«..
....†^^^&# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #&^^^†....
....«†^%## PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ##%^†«....
.....«††%# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #%††«.....
..«†^%&### NIGHT SHE POACHED. ###&%^†«..
......†%## ##%†......
..«†^%#### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ####%^†«..
..«†^^%%%& HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT &%%%^^†«..
..«†^%&### .. THE GOLDEN M .. ###&%^†«..
....«†^%&& AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. &&%^†«....
..«†^%&### THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ###&%^†«..
.....«†%%& DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. &%%†«.....
...««^^&## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##&^^««...
..«†^%&### NEW AND FRESH. ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### ###&%^†«..
..«†^%%%&# HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL #&%%%^†«..
.....««†^& KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER &^†««.....
..«†^%&### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ###&%^†«..
....««†%%# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #%%†««....
..«†^%&### TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ###&%^†«..
......†^%& AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. &%^†......
....††^&&& &&&^††....
......«^^& SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, &^^«......
..«†^%&### FOREVER. ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### ###&%^†«..
..«^%&#### &&& † &&& ####&%^«..
.«†^%&#### ####&%^†«.
...«««^^^& AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED &^^^«««...
..«†^%&### NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&&&& CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE &&&&%^†«..
..«†^%&### (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ###&%^†«..
..«†^&#### COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ####&^†«..
......«^%# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #%^«......
....††%%&# #&%%††....
..«†^%&### HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ###&%^†«..
....«^%%%& THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE &%%%^«....
.......†%& QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE &%†.......
..«†^%#### WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ####%^†«..
...««†^%%& TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM &%%^†««...
.....«††^& SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY &^††«.....
..«†^%#### (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ####%^†«..
....«^%%&& QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND &&%%^«....
..«†^%&### WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ###&%^†«..
......«†^& HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE &^†«......
......««^& KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. &^««......
..«†^%&### ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### WHICH HE DID. ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### && † && ###&%^†«..
....««^%## ##%^««....
.......†%& WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED &%†.......
..«†^%&### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ###&%^†«..
..«†^%%&## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##&%%^†«..
......«^^& UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO &^^«......
...«««††%# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #%††«««...
..«†^%&### INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### LIKED IT! ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### ###&%^†«..
....«†%%## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##%%†«....
..«†^%&### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ###&%^†«..
.....«†%%& FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO &%%†«.....
..«†^%&### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### OVER THE PLANET. ###&%^†«..
.....†^&&# #&&^†.....
......««^& & † & &^««......
..«†^%&### ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&### AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ###&%^†«..
...«««««^& &^«««««...
..«†^%&### ###&%^†«..
..«†^%&&## ##&&%^†«..
..«†^%&### ###&%^†«..
..«†^^^^&# #&^^^^†«..