the  golden          
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day  she slept, in 
 the eve she  sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the  golden m. 
 the  old  tavern had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was  kind  of a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont  know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible  lizards, he settled for cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!