The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
          Double cheeseburger           
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A Thousand Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two  Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In The  Same 
 Place Long.  In The  Day She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve  She Sold Her Wares, And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years,  MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She  Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About The  Golden M. 
 The  Old Tavern Had  Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became A  Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In  Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough  There  Came A 
 Time When They  Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid  The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A   Man  Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A  Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of A Cook, And  Even 
 Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity.  However He 
 Was  Kind Of A Hardhat  And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was  In  The  Process Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He    Vowed   To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up  On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out  That Earth Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards,  He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And  To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then  He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!