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##@#%%†~-¨ ¨¨ -- ~~ the golden ~~ -- ¨¨ ¨-~†%%#@##
##%†---¨¨¨ ##@#%% m %%#@## ¨¨¨---†%##
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##@#%%†~-¨ lets hear it for ¨-~†%%#@##
###@#%†~-¨ ††† mc donalds ††† ¨-~†%#@###
##@#%%†~-¨ ¨-~†%%#@##
##@#%%†~-¨ what can i do ya for ¨-~†%%#@##
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#%††~~~-¨¨ - cheeseburger - ¨¨-~~~††%#
@##%%~-¨¨¨ - nuggets - ¨¨¨-~%%##@
##@#%%†~-¨ - double cheeseburger - ¨-~†%%#@##
@#%†~~¨¨¨¨ - fries - ¨¨¨¨~~†%#@
###@#%†~-¨ - carbonated water - ¨-~†%#@###
#%%††~¨¨¨¨ - bearnaise dip sauce - ¨¨¨¨~††%%#
##@#%%†~-¨ - big mac - ¨-~†%%#@##
##@#%%†~-¨ - coffee - ¨-~†%%#@##
##@#%%†~-¨ ¨-~†%%#@##
##@#%%†~-¨ ##### † ##### ¨-~†%%#@##
##@#%%†~-¨ ¨-~†%%#@##
@#%%†-¨¨¨¨ it all began a thousand years ago in ¨¨¨¨-†%%#@
##@#%%†~-¨ like the eighteenth century. a dark ¨-~†%%#@##
###@#%†~-¨ figure emerged from a tavern after a ¨-~†%#@###
@@%%†~-¨¨¨ few years apprenticeship, with an idea. ¨¨¨-~†%%@@
###@%%†~-¨ it was illegal to sell food in the ¨-~†%%@###
@#%%††~-¨¨ region for everybody except that tavern. ¨¨-~††%%#@
@#%%%††~-¨ ¨-~††%%%#@
#%†~---¨¨¨ but marigold didn't care. ¨¨¨---~†%#
@##%††~~-¨ ¨-~~††%##@
@%%%%%†~-¨ she began putting dried lizard meat ¨-~†%%%%%@
@@%%~~~¨¨¨ between two bread slices, operating out ¨¨¨~~~%%@@
#@@#%%†~-¨ of a cart, not staying in the same ¨-~†%%#@@#
##@#%%†~-¨ place long. in the day she slept, in ¨-~†%%#@##
@@@#%%†~-¨ the eve she sold her wares, and in the ¨-~†%%#@@@
#@%%~¨¨¨¨¨ night she poached. ¨¨¨¨¨~%%@#
##@#%%†~-¨ ¨-~†%%#@##
@##%%~¨¨¨¨ after a few years, marigolds food cart ¨¨¨¨~%%##@
##@#%%†~-¨ had a reputation. she called it ¨-~†%%#@##
@@@#%%†~-¨ -¨ the golden m ¨- ¨-~†%%#@@@
##%††~---¨ and people talked about the golden m. ¨---~††%##
#@%†††-¨¨¨ the old tavern had their monopoly and ¨¨¨-†††%@#
##@#%%†~-¨ didn't change their menu much. ¨-~†%%#@##
##@#%%†~-¨ marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ¨-~†%%#@##
@%†~~~-¨¨¨ new and fresh. ¨¨¨-~~~†%@
##@#%%†~-¨ ¨-~†%%#@##
#%%%†~¨¨¨¨ however, she became a little too well ¨¨¨¨~†%%%#
##@#%%†~-¨ known. the taverns men hot on her ¨-~†%%#@##
###%%%†~-¨ trail, she could stay a shorter and ¨-~†%%%###
#%†-¨¨¨¨¨¨ shorter time in each location. she felt ¨¨¨¨¨¨-†%#
#%†~¨¨¨¨¨¨ hunted. and soon enough there came a ¨¨¨¨¨¨~†%#
#%~~¨¨¨¨¨¨ time when they started watching for her ¨¨¨¨¨¨~~%#
##@#%%†~-¨ at the gates of every village. ¨-~†%%#@##
##@#%%†~-¨ ¨-~†%%#@##
#@@#%%†~-¨ so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ¨-~†%%#@@#
#%%~¨¨¨¨¨¨ forever. ¨¨¨¨¨¨~%%#
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@%%~-¨¨¨¨¨ ### † ### ¨¨¨¨¨-~%%@
#%~-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-~%#
##@#%%†~-¨ after thirty years, a man named ¨-~†%%#@##
@@#%%%†~-¨ nicholas found the cart. he was a ¨-~†%%%#@@
@@%%~¨¨¨¨¨ cursed entrepreneur (they all are ¨¨¨¨¨~%%@@
@#%%~~-¨¨¨ (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of ¨¨¨-~~%%#@
##@#%%†~-¨ course thought it a good idea to follow ¨-~†%%#@##
##@#%%†~-¨ in marigolds foodsteps. ¨-~†%%#@##
##@#%%†~-¨ ¨-~†%%#@##
#%%%†--¨¨¨ he wasn't all that of a cook, and even ¨¨¨--†%%%#
####%%†~-¨ though some recognized the golden m, he ¨-~†%%####
#%††~¨¨¨¨¨ quickly fell into infamity. however he ¨¨¨¨¨~††%#
##%†-¨¨¨¨¨ was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ¨¨¨¨¨-†%##
###@%%†~-¨ trying. the tavern didn't care for him ¨-~†%%@###
##%%†~--¨¨ since nobody bought his food anyway ¨¨--~†%%##
@@#%%~~¨¨¨ (and also they had expanded too ¨¨¨~~%%#@@
##@#%%†~-¨ quickly, succumbed to corruption, and ¨-~†%%#@##
@#%†---¨¨¨ was in the process of falling apart). ¨¨¨---†%#@
##@#%%†~-¨ ¨-~†%%#@##
#%%%†††~-¨ angry at everyone for not understanding ¨-~†††%%%#
#%%~-¨¨¨¨¨ his food, he vowed to leave ¨¨¨¨¨-~%%#
@#%%†~-¨¨¨ kirugu vargir entierly. ¨¨¨-~†%%#@
##@#%%†~-¨ ¨-~†%%#@##
@%%~-¨¨¨¨¨ which he did. ¨¨¨¨¨-~%%@
#%††-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-††%#
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#@%%†-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-†%%@#
#%%~----¨¨ we dont know much about how he traveled ¨¨----~%%#
##@#%%†~-¨ or where, but eventually he ended up on ¨-~†%%#@##
#@#%%††~-¨ earth in the fifties. ¨-~††%%#@#
@@%%†††~-¨ upon finding out that earth holds no ¨-~†††%%@@
###@#%†~-¨ edible lizards, he settled for cow meat ¨-~†%#@###
##%%%%†~-¨ instead, and to his joy, the earth folk ¨-~†%%%%##
#%††~~¨¨¨¨ liked it! ¨¨¨¨~~††%#
@@%†-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-†%@@
#%%%%%†~-¨ then he got scammed out of the cart by ¨-~†%%%%%#
##@#%%†~-¨ a man named mickey mac donalds, who ¨-~†%%#@##
##@#%%†~-¨ renamed the business after himself. ¨-~†%%#@##
###@%%†~-¨ while nicholas quickly perished, mickey ¨-~†%%@###
@###%%†~-¨ funneled his inherited billions into ¨-~†%%###@
####%%†~-¨ the project, and quickly expanded all ¨-~†%%####
#@@#%%†~-¨ over the planet. ¨-~†%%#@@#
##@#%%†~-¨ ¨-~†%%#@##
##@#%%†~-¨ # † # ¨-~†%%#@##
##%%%†~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~†%%%##
@@#%††~-¨¨ and the rest is history! ¨¨-~††%#@@
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