the   golden        
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a  thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place long.  in the day  she  slept,  in 
 the eve  she sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the golden  m. 
 the  old tavern  had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little  too well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all  that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into  infamity. however he 
 was  kind of  a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out  that  earth holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the cart  by 
 a  man  named  mickey mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!