,,,,---^$@ @$^---,,,,
,--^%$#@## ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$$#@# #@#$$%^--,
,,,,,---%# #%---,,,,,
,,,,,-^$@@ ,, -- -- The Golden -- -- ,, @@$^-,,,,,
,--^%$#@## ##@#$% M %$#@## ##@#$%^--,
,,,,-%%#@# #@#%%-,,,,
,-^%$#@### Lets Hear It For ###@#$%^-,
,,----^%## ^^^ Mc donalds ^^^ ##%^----,,
,,,----%## ##%----,,,
,--^%$$$@# What Can I Do Ya For #@$$$%^--,
,--^%$#@## ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## - Cheeseburger - ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#### - Nuggets - ####$%^--,
,--^^^^%$@ - Double cheeseburger - @$%^^^^--,
,,,,-^%$@# - Fries - #@$%^-,,,,
,,,,-%%$## - Carbonated Water - ##$%%-,,,,
,,----^%## - Bearnaise Dip sauce - ##%^----,,
,--^%$#### - Big mac - ####$%^--,
,,,,-^^$$# - Coffee - #$$^^-,,,,
,,,,-^^$$# #$$^^-,,,,
,--^%$#### ##### ^ ##### ####$%^--,
,--^%$#@## ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## It All Began A Thousand Years Ago In ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$$$#@ Like The Eighteenth Century. A Dark @#$$$%^--,
,--^%$#@## Figure Emerged From A Tavern After A ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## Few Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. ##@#$%^--,
,,,,,-%$@@ It Was Illegal To Sell Food In The @@$%-,,,,,
,--^%$#@## Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. ##@#$%^--,
,,,,,-^%## ##%^-,,,,,
,,,-^%%$## But Marigold Didn'T Care. ##$%%^-,,,
,,,,,,-^$@ @$^-,,,,,,
,,--^^$$$# She Began Putting Dried Lizard Meat #$$$^^--,,
,--^%$#@## Between Two Bread Slices, Operating Out ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## Of A Cart, Not Staying In The Same ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## Place Long. In The Day She Slept, In ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And In The ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## Night She Poached. ##@#$%^--,
,----^%#@@ @@#%^----,
,--^%$#@## After A Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## Had A Reputation. She Called It ##@#$%^--,
,,,,,-^^$@ -, The Golden M ,- @$^^-,,,,,
,--^%$$##@ And People Talked About The Golden M. @##$$%^--,
,--^%$@### The Old Tavern Had Their Monopoly And ###@$%^--,
,--^%$##@# Didn'T Change Their Menu Much. #@##$%^--,
,,,,,,-^%# MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was #%^-,,,,,,
,--^%$#@## New And Fresh. ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#### ####$%^--,
,--^%$#@## However, She Became A Little Too Well ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## Known. The Taverns Men Hot On Her ##@#$%^--,
,,,,-^^^%# Trail, She Could Stay A Shorter And #%^^^-,,,,
,--^%$#### Shorter Time In Each Location. She Felt ####$%^--,
,--^%$#@## Hunted. And Soon Enough There Came A ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## Time When They Started Watching For Her ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## At The Gates Of Every Village. ##@#$%^--,
,--^^%%$## ##$%%^^--,
,--^%$#### So She Hid The Cart, And Disappeared, ####$%^--,
,--^%$#@## Forever. ##@#$%^--,
,,,,--%$$# #$$%--,,,,
,--^%$#@## ### ^ ### ##@#$%^--,
,,,,---%## ##%---,,,,
,--^%$#### After Thirty Years, A Man Named ####$%^--,
,,,,--^$$@ Nicholas Found The Cart. He Was A @$$^--,,,,
,--^%$$#@# Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are #@#$$%^--,
,,,,,-%### (Cursed, I Mean)) And As Such He Of ###%-,,,,,
,,,,----%# Course Thought It A Good Idea To Follow #%----,,,,
,,-----%$# In MarigoldS Foodsteps. #$%-----,,
,,,---^$$# #$$^---,,,
,--^%$#@## He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And Even ##@#$%^--,
,,,-^%$#@@ Though Some Recognized The Golden M, He @@#$%^-,,,
,--^%$@### Quickly Fell Into Infamity. However He ###@$%^--,
,--^%$#### Was Kind Of A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop ####$%^--,
,--^%$@### Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care For Him ###@$%^--,
,--^%$#@## Since Nobody Bought His Food Anyway ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## (And Also They Had Expanded Too ##@#$%^--,
--^%$#@### Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And ###@#$%^--
,,,,,--^%# Was In The Process Of Falling Apart). #%^--,,,,,
,,,,,-^%#@ @#%^-,,,,,
,--^%$#@@@ Angry At Everyone For Not Understanding @@@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## His Food, He Vowed To Leave ##@#$%^--,
,--^%#@### Kirugu vargir Entierly. ###@#%^--,
,--^%$#### ####$%^--,
,--^%$@### Which He Did. ###@$%^--,
,--^%$#@## ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## ## ^ ## ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## ##@#$%^--,
,,,,,-^%#@ We Dont Know Much About How He Traveled @#%^-,,,,,
,--^%$#@## Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## Earth In The Fifties. ##@#$%^--,
,--^%#@### Upon Finding Out That Earth Holds No ###@#%^--,
,--%$#@### Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat ###@#$%--,
,--^%$#@## Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth Folk ##@#$%^--,
,,,---^^$@ Liked It! @$^^---,,,
,--^%$###@ @###$%^--,
,,,,-^%#@@ Then He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart By @@#%^-,,,,
,--^%$#@## A Man Named Mickey Mac Donalds, Who ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$$#@# Renamed The Business After Himself. #@#$$%^--,
,--^%$#@## While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## Funneled His Inherited Billions Into ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## The Project, And Quickly Expanded All ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## Over The Planet. ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## # ^ # ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## And The Rest Is History! ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$#@## ##@#$%^--,
,--^%$$##@ @##$$%^--,
,--^%$#### ####$%^--,
,--^%$#@## ##@#$%^--,