The   Golden        
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began A Thousand  Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few  Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In The  Day She  Slept, In 
 The  Eve  She Sold Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked About  The Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern Had  Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became  A Little  Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In  Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough  There  Came A 
 Time When They  Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid The  Cart,  And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed, I Mean))  And  As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T  All  That Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized  The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into Infamity.  However  He 
 Was Kind Of A  Hardhat And  Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern  Didn'T Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In The Process Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,   He    Vowed   To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How  He Traveled 
 Or  Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His  Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got  Scammed Out  Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project,  And Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!