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.........~ # £ . # £ . # £ LYING # £ . # £ . # £ . ~.........
........~^ # £ . IN MY ROOM, # £ . ^~........
.......~^^ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ^^~.......
......~^^¤ # £ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ¤^^~......
.....~^^¤# # £ . SOMETHING SLIMY, #¤^^~.....
....~^^¤## # £ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ##¤^^~....
...~^^¤### # £ . UP THE ARM. # £ . ###¤^^~...
..~^^¤#### IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # £ . ####¤^^~..
...~^^¤### # £ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ###¤^^~...
....~^^¤## # £ . # £ . # £ . ##¤^^~....
.....~^^¤# WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # £ . #¤^^~.....
......~^^¤ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # £ . ¤^^~......
.......~^^ REACHES THE ARMPIT. # £ . ^^~.......
........~^ I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # £ . ^~........
.........~ # £ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ~.........
.......... # £ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # £ . ..........
.......... # £ . # £ . # £ . ..........
.......... # £ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ..........
.......... FACE, I BITE IT. # £ . ..........
.......... # £ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ..........
.........~ JUICY # £ . GRAPE, ~.........
........~^ # £ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ^~........
.......~^^ # £ . # £ . CUCUMBER. . ^^~.......
......~^^¤ # £ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # £ . AND I # £ . ¤^^~......
.....~^^¤# SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # £ . #¤^^~.....
....~^^¤## # £ . CHEW IT. # £ . ##¤^^~....
...~^^¤### # £ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ###¤^^~...
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...~^^¤### £ ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. £ ~ ###¤^^~...
....~^^¤## £ ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER £ ~ ##¤^^~....
.....~^^¤# £ ~ MY SHIRT, £ ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM #¤^^~.....
......~^^¤ AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. £ ~ ¤^^~......
.......~^^ £ ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ^^~.......
........~^ MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. £ ~ ^~........
.........~ £ ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ~.........
.......... SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ..........
.......... MOVE MY LEFT ARM. £ ~ ..........
.......... £ ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, £ ~ ..........
.......... £ ~ £ ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. £ ~ £ ~ ..........
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