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,~«;=%#### @ % , @ % , @ % LYING @ % , @ % , @ % , ####%=;«~,
,~«;=%##@# @ % , IN MY ROOM, @ % , #@##%=;«~,
,~«;=%#@## @ ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ##@#%=;«~,
,~«;=%##@@ @ % , SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, @@##%=;«~,
,~«;=%##@# @ % , SOMETHING SLIMY, #@##%=;«~,
,,,~«;%%#@ @ % , SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, @#%%;«~,,,
,~«;=%##@# @ % , UP THE ARM. @ % , #@##%=;«~,
,~«;=%##@# IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? @ % , #@##%=;«~,
,~«;=%##@# @ % , I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. #@##%=;«~,
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,~«;=%##@# WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, @ % , #@##%=;«~,
,~«;==%##@ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, @ % , @##%==;«~,
,~«;=%#@## REACHES THE ARMPIT. @ % , ##@#%=;«~,
~«;=%##@## I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. @ % , ##@##%=;«~
,~«;=%%%## @ % , LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ##%%%=;«~,
,~«;=%##@# @ % , IT'S KINDA CUTE. @ % , #@##%=;«~,
,~«;==%##@ @ % , @ % , @ % , @##%==;«~,
,,,,««=%#@ @ % , ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY @#%=««,,,,
,~«;=%##@@ FACE, I BITE IT. @ % , @@##%=;«~,
,~«;=%#@## @ % , THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ##@#%=;«~,
,,,,,~~«=# JUICY @ % , GRAPE, #=«~~,,,,,
,~«;=%##@# @ % , AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET #@##%=;«~,
,~«;=%##@@ @ % , @ % , CUCUMBER. , @@##%=;«~,
,~«;===%#@ @ % , IT'S VERY GOOD. @ % , AND I @ % , @#%===;«~,
,~«;=%%%%# SUCK MORE OF IT IN. @ % , #%%%%=;«~,
,,~~««=%%# @ % , CHEW IT. @ % , #%%=««~~,,
,~«;=%##@# @ % , THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. #@##%=;«~,
,~«;==%%%# @ % , @ % , @ % , #%%%==;«~,
,,,,,«;=#@ % « APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % « @#=;«,,,,,
,~«;=%##@@ % « THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % « @@##%=;«~,
,,,«««==#@ % « MY SHIRT, % « ENTERING BY THE ARM @#==«««,,,
,~«;=%##@@ AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % « @@##%=;«~,
,~«;=%##@# % « THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH #@##%=;«~,
,,,,,«;%## MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % « ##%;«,,,,,
,,,,,,««=# % « I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE #=««,,,,,,
,,,««;;%## SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ##%;;««,,,
,~«;=%##@@ MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % « @@##%=;«~,
,,,,~«;%#@ % « SO - EATING IT IS OK, % « @#%;«~,,,,
,,,,,~;=## % « % « MOVING IT IS NOT. % « % « ##=;~,,,,,
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