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.......~=* *=~.......
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....~=*¤## # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ LYING # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . ##¤*=~....
...~=*¤### # ¤ . IN MY ROOM, # ¤ . ###¤*=~...
..~=*¤#### # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ####¤*=~..
.~=*¤##### # ¤ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, #####¤*=~.
..~=*¤#### # ¤ . SOMETHING SLIMY, ####¤*=~..
...~=*¤### # ¤ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ###¤*=~...
....~=*¤## # ¤ . UP THE ARM. # ¤ . ##¤*=~....
.....~=*¤# IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # ¤ . #¤*=~.....
......~=*¤ # ¤ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ¤*=~......
.......~=* # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . *=~.......
........~= WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # ¤ . =~........
.........~ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # ¤ . ~.........
.......... REACHES THE ARMPIT. # ¤ . ..........
.........~ I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # ¤ . ~.........
........~= # ¤ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. =~........
.......~=* # ¤ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # ¤ . *=~.......
......~=*¤ # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . ¤*=~......
.....~=*¤# # ¤ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY #¤*=~.....
....~=*¤## FACE, I BITE IT. # ¤ . ##¤*=~....
...~=*¤### # ¤ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ###¤*=~...
..~=*¤#### JUICY # ¤ . GRAPE, ####¤*=~..
.~=*¤##### # ¤ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET #####¤*=~.
..~=*¤#### # ¤ . # ¤ . CUCUMBER. . ####¤*=~..
...~=*¤### # ¤ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # ¤ . AND I # ¤ . ###¤*=~...
....~=*¤## SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # ¤ . ##¤*=~....
.....~=*¤# # ¤ . CHEW IT. # ¤ . #¤*=~.....
......~=*¤ # ¤ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ¤*=~......
.......~=* # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . *=~.......
........~= ¤ ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. ¤ ~ =~........
.........~ ¤ ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER ¤ ~ ~.........
.......... ¤ ~ MY SHIRT, ¤ ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ..........
.........~ AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. ¤ ~ ~.........
........~= ¤ ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH =~........
.......~=* MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. ¤ ~ *=~.......
......~=*¤ ¤ ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ¤*=~......
.....~=*¤# SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO #¤*=~.....
....~=*¤## MOVE MY LEFT ARM. ¤ ~ ##¤*=~....
...~=*¤### ¤ ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, ¤ ~ ###¤*=~...
..~=*¤#### ¤ ~ ¤ ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ####¤*=~..
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