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.....=;§£# # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, #£§;=.....
.^=;§%£@## # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ##@£%§;=^.
.^=;§%££@@ # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, @@££%§;=^.
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.^=;§%£@## REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . ##@£%§;=^.
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.^=;§%£@## % = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ##@£%§;=^.
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.^=;§%£@## MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % = ##@£%§;=^.
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