MORPH4G3NE  
  
                                          
  
  T1M3  3UROR4CK  D3L4Y  W3ED  
  
                                          
  MYST3R1OUS 4RT1FACT M4D3 BY M4K3NO1SE!  
 1N  TH3  D4RK  MOUNT41NS  OF  TH3 UN1T3D 
 ST4T3S - FOR TH3 3UROR4CK MODUL4R SYST3M 
                                          
 H4S  4  THR3E PO1NT S1X 1NPUT  TO OUTPUT 
 R4T1O  4ND   1T   H4S  THR3E  OUTPUTS... 
                                          
 1T'S   4    D3EP   BL4CK   TH1NG   (W1TH 
 RUBB3R1ZED  POTS   -   YOU   W3RE  R1GHT 
 M4NN3 MOQU1ST) 4ND  4 LOT OF... HOL3S... 
                                          
 1T F3EDS OFF OF VOLT4G3... WH4T3VER  YOU 
 G1V3 1T...  N3G4T1VE TW3LVE  TO POS1TIV3 
 TW3LVE  M4YB3.  TH4T'S  MY  GU3SS  4S  4 
                 BOT4N1ST                 
                                          
 1T CR13S!!!! 1T  M4K3S  TH3SE  SOUNDS!!! 
 L1K3  4  M1MICKING  B1RD (SOM3WH4T  W3LL 
 B3H4VED)  1T  KNOWS  WH4T  YOU  L1K3 4ND 
 WH1L3 1T C4N R3PE4T  1T ON3:ON3  B4CK TO 
 YOU TH4T'S NOT R34LLY WH4T 1T'S GOOD FOR 
                                          
 MOR3 L1K3LY TH4N NOT  TO G1V3 YOU 4 GOOD 
 T1M3. MY  V3RD1CT  1S:  1F YOU KNOW WH4T 
 1T    1S    YOU    SHOULD     W4NT    1T