Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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,,,###,### The  Computer Is A  Very  Common Tool In ###,#,,,##
,,#,,##,,# The Futures, And In Some  Ways Even Now. ,,###,,#,#
,##,#,#,## Its Job Is  To  Do Vast Amounts Of Small ,#,,#,####
#,######,, Calculations In  A Short Amount Of Time. ##,###,,,#
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,#,,##,### Is  Then Folded  Out  Of  Causality,  So ,,,##,#,#,
##,#,##,,, That  Daemons   Can  Solve  The  Problem ,,#,#####,
,####,#,,,    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   ,###,,,,##
#,,,###,,# Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The #,,#,,,#,#
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##,##,,#,#   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ,#####,#,,
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#,####,,,# Computer, Or To  The  Daemons  Doing The #,,,#,,###
##,,,#,,#, Work,  For  A  Quick  And   Fault   Free #,,##,#,,,
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#,,,##,#,#    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    ,,###,,#,,
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#,###,,,,,      --# Light A Scented Candle #--      ##,###,##,
##,,#,,,,,        --# For Quiet And Calm #--        ,##,,##,##
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,,###,,,,#    --# Reassuring Message To Make #--    ,,,,,###,#
,#,,#,,,#,     --# The Computer Comfortable #--     ,,,,#,,###
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#,#####,##     --# Some Like To Say A Brief #--     ,###,,###,
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,#,,,#,#,#   --# Left Alone During Their Work #--   #,####,#,,
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be     A    Kind     Of    Prayer?           
           As    In,   You   Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,    Beautiful,   And   Useless           
           Artifact.   As  In,  You'Re  Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A  Handful   Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has    Bugs,    Lots    Of   It.