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....,«=%&& Shrimp-Like Texture It Is Usually Cured &&%=«,....
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......,«=% Then Sealed In A Dark Room (Or Pit) %=«,......
.......,«= To Dry Over Several Months. =«,.......
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........., Eating The Meat Is Said To Give Eternal ,.........
.......... Life. By Indulging, You Lose The Grace ..........
........., Of All Gods, And No Afterlife Will ,.........
........,« Claim You. It Has Been Discovered That «,........
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......,«=% Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. %=«,......
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.,«=%&&@## Unicorn Immortality: ##@&&%=«,.
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...,«=%&&@ % Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A @&&%=«,...
....,«=%&& Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head &&%=«,....
.....,«=%& Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old &%=«,.....
......,«=% Norse. %=«,......
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........., Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah ,.........
.......... Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm. ..........
........., Communicates Via Radio. ,.........
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......,«=% Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A %=«,......
.....,«=%& Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has &%=«,.....
....,«=%&& Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years. &&%=«,....
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..,«=%&&@# % A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn #@&&%=«,..
.,«=%&&@## Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By ##@&&%=«,.
..,«=%&&@# Cats At Age Nine. #@&&%=«,..
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....,«=%&& % Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His &&%=«,....
.....,«=%& Enemies, Living But Crazed "With &%=«,.....
......,«=% Glory", Probably Prion Disease? %=«,......
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........., Into Deep Space. ,.........
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........., % Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In ,.........
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