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......~=^^ ======== # Egg Eater # ======== ^^=~......
.....~=^^$ ## .~===~. ## $^^=~.....
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..~=^^$### Absolutely Spherical Egg. Find It On ###$^^=~..
.~=^^$#### Large Sandy Beaches, Upshore Where ####$^^=~.
..~=^^$### DuneS Meet Shadowy PineS. Teal Egg, ###$^^=~..
...~=^^$## ##$^^=~...
....~=^^$# Makes Some Sentient Bird Or Other #$^^=~....
.....~=^^$ Warm-Blooded Creature. Lanky Meat, $^^=~.....
......~=^^ Incredible Meat Inside, Mostly Tendons. ^^=~......
.......~=^ Slithery But Strong. ^=~.......
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.......~=^ The Egg Has An Opening. The Egg Has A ^=~.......
......~=^^ Belly Button. Looks Like A Rubber ^^=~......
.....~=^^$ Vortex, The Crust Gets Soft And Becomes $^^=~.....
....~=^^$# A Hole. #$^^=~....
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..~=^^$### # ...~========~... # ###$^^=~..
.~=^^$#### ####$^^=~.
..~=^^$### And On These Beaches There'S A ###$^^=~..
...~=^^$## Particular Snake Or Lizard Which ##$^^=~...
....~=^^$# Certainly Eats InsectS Most Of The #$^^=~....
.....~=^^$ Time, But It Knows A Good Belly Button $^^=~.....
......~=^^ When It Sees One, And Knows To Enter ^^=~......
.......~=^ The Egg ^=~.......
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.......~=^ It Will Crawl Into The Teal Sphere, ^=~.......
......~=^^ Disappear Completely And Eat It All Up, ^^=~......
.....~=^^$ Ruining The Integrity Of The Egg. $^^=~.....
....~=^^$# Destroying The Inhabitant. #$^^=~....
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..~=^^$### It'S A Grisly Sight When It Cracks ###$^^=~..
.~=^^$#### Open, The Reptile Taking The Quick ####$^^=~.
..~=^^$### Exit, Emerging Bloodied And Victorious ###$^^=~..
...~=^^$## And Satisfied~~ ##$^^=~...
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