Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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#¨¨##¨#¨¨# The  Computer Is A  Very  Common Tool In ##¨¨#¨##¨#
#¨#¨#¨#¨## The Futures, And In Some Ways  Even Now. ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
#¨#¨#¨#¨¨# Its Job Is To  Do Vast  Amounts Of Small ##¨¨#¨##¨#
#¨#¨#¨#¨## Calculations  In A Short Amount Of Time. ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
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#¨#¨#¨#¨## Most  Work On The  Principles Of  Posing ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
#¨#¨#¨#¨¨# The  Problem On  A  Hilbert Plane, Which ##¨¨#¨##¨#
#¨#¨#¨#¨## Is  Then  Folded  Out  Of  Causality, So ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
#¨#¨#¨#¨¨# That  Daemons  Can  Solve   The  Problem ##¨¨#¨##¨#
#¨#¨#¨#¨##    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
#¨#¨#¨#¨¨# Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The ##¨¨#¨##¨#
#¨#¨#¨#¨##         Computer Manufacturer.)          ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
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#¨#¨#¨#¨##   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
#¨#¨#¨#¨¨# Clerks To  Pray  To The "Gods" Of  Their ##¨¨#¨##¨#
#¨#¨#¨#¨## Computer,  Or To The  Daemons  Doing The ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
#¨#¨#¨#¨¨# Work,   For  A  Quick  And   Fault  Free ##¨¨#¨##¨#
#¨#¨#¨#¨##                Operation.                ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
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#¨#¨#¨#¨##       Some Ubiquitous And Generally      ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
#¨#¨#¨#¨¨#    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    ##¨¨#¨##¨#
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#¨#¨#¨#¨¨#      »»# Light A Scented Candle #»»      ##¨¨#¨##¨#
#¨#¨#¨#¨##        »»# For Quiet And Calm #»»        ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
#¨#¨#¨#¨¨#                                          ##¨¨#¨##¨#
#¨#¨#¨#¨##     »»# Recite A Mantra Or Other #»»     ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
#¨#¨#¨#¨¨#    »»# Reassuring Message To Make #»»    ##¨¨#¨##¨#
#¨#¨#¨#¨##     »»# The Computer Comfortable #»»     ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
#¨#¨#¨#¨¨#           »»# And At Ease #»»            ##¨¨#¨##¨#
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#¨#¨#¨#¨¨#     »»# Some Like To Say A Brief #»»     ##¨¨#¨##¨#
#¨#¨#¨#¨##     »»# Prayer For Solace, To Be #»»     ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
#¨#¨#¨#¨¨#   »»# Left Alone During Their Work #»»   ##¨¨#¨##¨#
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#¨#¨#¨#¨¨#   »»# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #»»    ##¨¨#¨##¨#
#¨#¨#¨#¨##    »»# Or A Meal To The Machines #»»     ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
#¨#¨#¨#¨¨#     »»# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #»»    ##¨¨#¨##¨#
#¨#¨#¨#¨##     »»# The Daemons Are Allowed #»»      ¨#¨##¨¨#¨¨
#¨#¨#¨#¨¨#       »»# To Respond To This) #»»        ##¨¨#¨##¨#
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To     Be    A     Kind    Of    Prayer?           
           As   In,   You   Make    A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,    Beautiful,   And   Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re  Using   Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A  Handful   Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has    Bugs,   Lots    Of    It.