Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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¨¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨¨
¨¨§¨§¨¨¨§§ The  Computer  Is A Very  Common Tool In §§§§§§§§§¨
¨¨§§§§¨¨§¨ The Futures, And  In Some Ways Even Now. §¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
§¨§¨¨¨§¨§§ Its Job Is To Do Vast  Amounts Of  Small ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§§¨¨§§§¨ Calculations  In A Short Amount Of Time. §§§¨¨¨¨¨¨§
§§¨¨§¨§¨¨§                                          ¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§
¨¨§¨§§§§¨§ Most Work  On The  Principles Of  Posing §¨¨§§¨¨¨¨§
§¨§§§¨¨¨§§ The Problem On  A Hilbert  Plane,  Which ¨§¨§¨§¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨§¨¨§¨ Is  Then  Folded Out  Of  Causality,  So §§§§§§§¨¨§
§§¨§¨§§¨§§ That   Daemons  Can  Solve  The  Problem §¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§
¨¨§§§§¨§§¨   Without Affecting Real Life. (These    §§¨¨¨¨¨§§§
§¨§¨¨¨§§¨§ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The §¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨
§§§§¨¨§¨§§         Computer Manufacturer.)          §§§§¨¨¨§§¨
§¨¨¨§¨§§§¨                                          §¨¨¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§¨¨§§§¨¨§   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ¨§¨¨§§¨§§§
§§§¨§¨¨§¨§ Clerks  To Pray To The  "Gods" Of  Their §§§¨§¨§§¨¨
§¨¨§§§¨§§§ Computer, Or To  The Daemons  Doing  The §¨¨§§§§¨§¨
§§¨§¨¨§§¨¨ Work,   For  A   Quick  And  Fault  Free ¨§¨§¨¨¨§§§
¨¨§§§¨§¨§¨                Operation.                ¨§§§§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§§§§§                                          §§¨¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨§§¨§¨¨¨¨       Some Ubiquitous And Generally      §¨§¨¨§§§¨§
§¨§¨§§§¨¨¨    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    §§§§¨§¨¨§§
¨§§§§¨¨§¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨§§§¨§¨
¨§¨¨¨§¨§§¨      »»# Light A Scented Candle #»»      §¨¨¨§¨¨§§§
§§§¨¨§§§¨§        »»# For Quiet And Calm #»»        §§¨¨§§¨§¨¨
§¨¨§¨§¨¨§§                                          §¨§¨§¨§§§¨
§§¨§§§§¨§¨     »»# Recite A Mantra Or Other #»»     §§§§§§§¨¨§
¨¨§§¨¨¨§§§    »»# Reassuring Message To Make #»»    ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§
§¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨     »»# The Computer Comfortable #»»     §¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§
¨§§§§§¨§§¨           »»# And At Ease #»»            ¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§§¨§                                          §§§¨¨¨¨§§¨
¨§§¨¨¨§¨§§     »»# Some Like To Say A Brief #»»     ¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨§¨¨§§§¨     »»# Prayer For Solace, To Be #»»     §¨¨§§¨¨§§§
¨¨§§§¨§¨¨§   »»# Left Alone During Their Work #»»   ¨§¨§¨§¨§¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§§§¨§                                          §§§§§§§§§¨
¨¨§§¨§¨¨§§   »»# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #»»    ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
§¨§¨§§§¨§¨     »»# Or A Meal To The Machines #»»    ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§§§¨¨§§§    »»# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #»»     §¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
§§¨¨¨§¨§¨¨      »»# The Daemons Are Allowed #»»     §§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨¨§¨¨§§§§¨        »»# To Respond To This) #»»       §¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§
§¨§§¨§¨¨¨§                                          ¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨§
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be     A    Kind    Of     Prayer?           
           As   In,   You   Make    A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,   And    Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,   You'Re  Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A   Handful  Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code   Has    Bugs,    Lots    Of    It.