R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON           
                                          
  
                                          
 TH3 COMPUT3R  1S 4 V3RY  COMMON  TOOL 1N 
 TH3  FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. 
 1TS  JOB 1S TO DO V4ST 4MOUNTS  OF SM4LL 
 C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4  SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. 
                                          
 MOST WORK  ON TH3  PR1NCIPL3S  OF POS1NG 
 TH3  PROBL3M  ON 4  H1LB3RT PL4N3, WH1CH 
 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT  OF C4USAL1TY,  SO 
 TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3   TH3  PROBL3M 
   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    
 D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 
          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         
                                          
   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   
 CL3RKS TO  PR4Y TO  TH3  "GODS" OF TH31R 
 COMPUT3R,  OR  TO TH3  D43MONS DO1NG TH3 
 WORK,  FOR  4  QU1CK   4ND   F4ULT  FR3E 
                OP3R4T1ON.                
                                          
       SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY      
    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    
                                          
       L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3       
         FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM         
                                          
      R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R      
     R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3     
      TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3      
            4ND 4T 34SE             
                                          
      SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F      
      PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3      
    L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK    
                                          
     OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34    
      OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S     
     (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S,      
       TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D      
         TO R3SPOND TO TH1S)        
                                          
  
                            
                                 
                                      
                                         
                                          
                                          
 WOULD    YOU    CONS1D3R    COD3    GOLF 
 TO    B3    4    K1ND     OF     PR4Y3R? 
 4S   1N,   YOU    M4K3   4   CONVOLUT3D, 
 1NTRIC4T3,   B34UT1FUL,    4ND   US3LESS 
 4RT1FACT.  4S  1N,   YOU'R3  US1NG  YOUR 
 SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG, 
                                          
 ...1'D  4SK   FOR  4  H4NDFUL  OF  BUGS? 
                                          
 COD3   H4S    BUGS,    LOTS    OF    1T.