Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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@@,@,@,@,, The Computer Is A  Very  Common  Tool In ,,@@@@@@@@
@@,@,@,@,@ The Futures, And In Some Ways Even  Now. ,@,@@@@@@@
@@,@,@,@,, Its  Job Is To Do Vast Amounts  Of Small ,@,,@@@@@@
@@,@,@,@,@ Calculations In A Short  Amount Of Time. ,@,@,@@@@@
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@@,@,@,@,@ Most  Work  On  The Principles Of Posing ,@,@,@,@@@
@@,@,@,@,, The Problem  On  A Hilbert  Plane, Which ,@,@,@,,@@
@@,@,@,@,@ Is  Then  Folded  Out  Of Causality,  So ,@,@,@,@,@
@@,@,@,@,, That  Daemons  Can  Solve   The  Problem ,@,@,@,@,,
,@,@,@,@,@   Without Affecting Real Life. (These    ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,, Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,@          Computer Manufacturer.)         ,@,@,@,@,@
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,@,@,@,@,@   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,, Clerks  To  Pray To  The "Gods" Of Their ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,@ Computer,  Or To  The Daemons Doing  The ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,, Work,  For   A  Quick   And  Fault  Free ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,@                Operation.                ,@,@,@,@,@
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,@,@,@,@,@       Some Ubiquitous And Generally      ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,,    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    ,@,@,@,@,@
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,@,@,@,@,,      ««# Light A Scented Candle #««      ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,@        ««# For Quiet And Calm #««        ,@,@,@,@,@
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,@,@,@,@,@     ««# Recite A Mantra Or Other #««     ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,,    ««# Reassuring Message To Make #««    ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,@     ««# The Computer Comfortable #««     ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,,            ««# And At Ease #««           ,@,@,@,@,@
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,@,@,@,@,,     ««# Some Like To Say A Brief #««     ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,@     ««# Prayer For Solace, To Be #««     ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,,   ««# Left Alone During Their Work #««   ,@,@,@,@,@
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,@,@,@,@,,    ««# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #««   ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,@    ««# Or A Meal To The Machines #««     ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,,    ««# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #««     ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,@      ««# The Daemons Are Allowed #««     ,@,@,@,@,@
,@,@,@,@,,        ««# To Respond To This) #««       ,@,@,@,@,@
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be    A     Kind     Of    Prayer?           
           As   In,    You   Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,    Beautiful,   And   Useless           
           Artifact.   As  In,  You'Re  Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D   Ask  For  A  Handful  Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code   Has    Bugs,    Lots    Of    It.