RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION
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¨####¨¨#¨¨ THE COMPUTER IS A VERY COMMON TOOL IN ¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨##
#¨¨¨#¨##¨# THE FUTURES, AND IN SOME WAYS EVEN NOW. ##¨¨¨¨¨#¨#
#¨¨###¨##¨ ITS JOB IS TO DO VAST AMOUNTS OF SMALL ¨#¨¨¨¨###¨
#¨#¨¨##¨#¨ CALCULATIONS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. ##¨¨¨#¨¨##
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¨¨####¨¨¨¨ MOST WORK ON THE PRINCIPLES OF POSING ##¨#¨###¨#
¨#¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨ THE PROBLEM ON A HILBERT PLANE, WHICH ¨####¨¨###
##¨¨##¨¨¨# IS THEN FOLDED OUT OF CAUSALITY, SO #¨¨¨#¨#¨¨#
¨#¨#¨#¨¨## THAT DAEMONS CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM #¨¨####¨#¨
######¨#¨# WITHOUT AFFECTING REAL LIFE. (THESE #¨#¨¨¨###¨
¨¨¨¨¨####¨ DAEMONS ARE UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE ###¨¨#¨¨##
¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨#¨ COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.) ¨¨#¨##¨#¨#
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¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨# IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND #¨¨##¨¨¨¨#
¨######¨## CLERKS TO PRAY TO THE "GODS" OF THEIR #¨#¨#¨¨¨##
#¨¨¨¨¨##¨# COMPUTER, OR TO THE DAEMONS DOING THE #####¨¨#¨#
#¨¨¨¨#¨##¨ WORK, FOR A QUICK AND FAULT FREE ¨¨¨¨#¨###¨
#¨¨¨###¨## OPERATION. ¨¨¨###¨¨##
#¨¨#¨¨##¨¨ ¨¨#¨¨#¨#¨¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨¨ SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY ¨##¨####¨#
##¨#####¨¨ NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE: #¨##¨¨¨##¨
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#¨#¨¨¨#### ~~# LIGHT A SCENTED CANDLE #~~ ¨###¨###¨#
###¨¨#¨¨¨¨ ~~# FOR QUIET AND CALM #~~ #¨¨##¨¨##¨
¨¨#¨##¨¨¨¨ #¨#¨#¨#¨##
¨###¨#¨¨¨# ~~# RECITE A MANTRA OR OTHER #~~ ########¨#
#¨¨###¨¨## ~~# REASSURING MESSAGE TO MAKE #~~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨###
#¨#¨¨#¨#¨¨ ~~# THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE #~~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨
###¨####¨# ~~# AND AT EASE #~~ ¨¨¨¨¨##¨¨#
¨¨##¨¨¨##¨ ¨¨¨¨#¨#¨#¨
¨#¨#¨¨#¨#¨ ~~# SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF #~~ ¨¨¨######¨
####¨##### ~~# PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE #~~ ¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨#¨
¨¨¨##¨¨¨¨¨ ~~# LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK #~~ ¨##¨¨¨¨###
¨¨#¨#¨¨¨¨# #¨#¨¨¨#¨¨#
¨####¨¨¨## ~~# OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA #~~ ###¨¨##¨##
#¨¨¨#¨¨#¨# ~~# OR A MEAL TO THE MACHINES #~~ ¨¨#¨#¨##¨#
#¨¨##¨###¨ ~~# (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES, #~~ ¨#####¨##¨
#¨#¨##¨¨## ~~# THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED #~~ #¨¨¨¨##¨##
####¨#¨#¨¨ ~~# TO RESPOND TO THIS) #~~ #¨¨¨#¨##¨¨
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WOULD YOU CONSIDER CODE GOLF
TO BE A KIND OF PRAYER?
AS IN, YOU MAKE A CONVOLUTED,
INTRICATE, BEAUTIFUL, AND USELESS
ARTIFACT. AS IN, YOU'RE USING YOUR
SKILLS TO ASK FOR SOMETHING,
...I'D ASK FOR A HANDFUL OF BUGS?
CODE HAS BUGS, LOTS OF IT.