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.......... £&&£      DENTISTS LIKE TEETH       £&&£ ..........
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.......... &.^&   DENTISTS LIKE BELTING YOUR   &^.& ..........
.........^ £&&£ ARMS AND LEGS TO A SPECIALIZED £&&£ ^.........
........^=     CHAIR (THE MANUFACTURER MUST NOT     =^........
.......^=†  ASK QUESTIONS, OR LOOK THEM IN THE EYE) †=^.......
......^=†*     AND PROP YOUR MOUTH OPEN WITH A      *†=^......
.....^=†*§                 SPREADER.                §*†=^.....
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...^=†*§&@ TO TAKE THE FINEST WEAPON THAT THE BODY  @&§*†=^...
..^=†*§&@#       HAS TO OFFER (THE MOUTH), AND      #@&§*†=^..
.^=†*§&@##  COMPLETELY NEUTRALIZE IT, FOLD IT OPEN, ##@&§*†=^.
..^=†*§&@# AND TEASE IT - THIS IS THEIR REWARD AND  #@&§*†=^..
...^=†*§&@                 PLEASURE.                @&§*†=^...
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.....^=†*§   TO TOUCH THEIR FINGER UPON A FANG...   §*†=^.....
......^=†*    TO LET IT PIERCE AND DRAW BLOOD...    *†=^......
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........^=         IN THEIR LAIRS THEY HAVE         =^........
.........^   WONDERFULLY WEIRD MACHINES AND TOOLS   ^.........
..........  TO ---- WELL, WHAT'S MORE INTERESTING   ..........
..........      IS THAT THEY CAN NEVER OPERATE      ..........
..........    ON THEMSELVES (WITHOUT SIGNIFICANT    ..........
.......... £&&£ RISK), BUT MUST INSTEAD VISIT  £&&£ ..........
.......... &.^& ONE OF THEIR OWN KIN. DENTISTS &^.& ..........
.........^ &^.&     OPERATING ON DENTISTS,     &.^& ^.........
........^= £&&£  SH SH SH. MAKES YOU SHUDDER.  £&&£ =^........
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