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.......... I'M  LIVING  WITH  A  FRIEND  AND WE ARE ..........
.......... DRIVING  THINGS   TO  THE  EXTREME.  I'M ..........
.........^ DRUNK THREE TO FOUR TIMES A WEEK  AND MY ^.........
........^~ DIET  CONSISTS  MAINLY  OF   JUNK  FOOD. ~^........
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......^~\* I KNOW THE LAYOUT OF THE  WHOLE TOWN, IN *\~^......
.....^~\*% LESS THAN A  YEAR  WE'VE  BEEN ON  EVERY %*\~^.....
....^~\*%£ STREET   AT  LEAST   ONCE.  THERE'S   NO £%*\~^....
...^~\*%£#         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         #£%*\~^...
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.^~\*%£### THE ACTUAL PLACE IS  BEAUTIFUL, AND  THE ###£%*\~^.
..^~\*%£## APARTMENT   TOO.   I   TRULY   MISS  IT. ##£%*\~^..
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