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.....^~:*& they have told me to  mount in  the  car &*:~^.....
......^~:* and drive it  to  some town  to fix some *:~^......
.......^~: stuff.  i  drive as  good  as  i can but :~^.......
......^~:* it's not helping. i dont have  a drivers *:~^......
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...^~:*&#@ i'm at  a  dam  slash  river  slash  art @#&*:~^...
..^~:*&#@# project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm #@#&*:~^..
.^~:*&#@## lying flat  on  my stomach  and have  to ##@#&*:~^.
..^~:*&#@# pedal with  my hands. fuck! i understand #@#&*:~^..
...^~:*&#@ quickly that the only option  here is to @#&*:~^...
....^~:*&# pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up #&*:~^....
.....^~:*&      straight, as you're supposed to     &*:~^.....
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