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,,,,,,:-**                  --*@--                  **-:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:-*                --*    *--                *-:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:-              --*  LIFE  *--              -:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,:                --*    *--                :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,                  --@*--                  ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, -  - * A  MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS * - - ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,: -    *   DOES   NOT   HELP.   WE   *   - :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:- *     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     * -:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:-* -   *   WHAT   WE    ARE,   AND   *    - *-:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:-** -  -  *  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  *  -  - **-:,,,,,,
,,,,,:-*** -   *    ARE",   BUT   THEN   WE   *   - ***-:,,,,,
,,,,:-***@ *    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    * @***-:,,,,
,,,:-***@# -  *  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  *  - #@***-:,,,
,,:-***@## -  -  *  ENTAILS, HOW IT SHOULD  *  -  - ##@***-:,,
,:-***@### -  *   BE   MEASURED,   WHO   OR   *   - ###@***-:,
,,:-***@## *     WHAT    IS    THE    ARBITER,    * ##@***-:,,
,,,:-***@# -  *  AND   SO   INSTEAD   THERE   *   - #@***-:,,,
,,,,:-***@ -   -   *    IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY @***-:,,,,
,,,,,:-*** SANCTIONED      LIST     *      -      - ***-:,,,,,
,,,,,,:-** -  -  -  -  *  OF CRITERIA  * -  -  -  - **-:,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,:- - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      -:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,: - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, - LIFE CAN STEAL                         ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     ,,,,,,,,,,
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