TR OH EIGHT              
                                          
                         
                                          
             THE SMOOTH BOY!              
 ROLAND   BOTIQUE  REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
            FROM THE EIGHTIES             
                                          
 "IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM" AS  THEY  SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE, AND THE  RIGHT ANSWER IS THAT  YOU 
 HAVE WHATEVER YOU  HAVE,  SOMETHING AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP BABY) MAKING AT  LAST  THE  TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE REAL  DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT THEY  WANT - A REALLY  REALLY CRISP 
 AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION,  
 HIHATS OR  NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND THE  TOMS, THE  BEP  BEP BOP, 
 BAP,  A  QUIESCENT  SNARE...   A   CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS  WHY   YOU  NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS IN  A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A  BOTIQUE, THE NEW ONE RUNS 
             ON AA BATTERIES