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....,~*$*@              THE SMOOTH BOY!             @*$*~,....
...,~*$*@@ ROLAND  BOTIQUE  REMAKE  OF  THE   GREAT @@*$*~,...
..,~*$*@@#          ~.~ EIGHT OH EIGHT ~.~          #@@*$*~,..
.,~*$*@@##            FROM THE EIGHTIES             ##@@*$*~,.
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...,~*$*@@ "IT CAME TO ME IN A  DREAM"  AS THEY SAY @@*$*~,...
....,~*$*@ AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE @*$*~,....
.....,~*$* MADE, AND THE RIGHT ANSWER  IS THAT  YOU *$*~,.....
......,~*$ HAVE  WHATEVER YOU HAVE, SOMETHING  AKIN $*~,......
.......,~* TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR *~,.......
........,~    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    ~,........
........., SLEEP BABY)  MAKING AT  LAST  THE TEA... ,.........
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.......,~* BUT THE  REAL DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE AND *~,.......
......,~*$ WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL YOU  GIVE  THEM $*~,......
.....,~*$* WHAT  THEY WANT - A  REALLY REALLY CRISP *$*~,.....
....,~*$*@ AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION,  @*$*~,....
...,~*$*@@ HIHATS OR NO HIHATS,  KICK WITH THE LONG @@*$*~,...
..,~*$*@@# DECAY  AND THE  TOMS,  THE BEP  BEP BOP, #@@*$*~,..
.,~*$*@@## BAP,  A   QUIESCENT   SNARE...  A  CRISP ##@@*$*~,.
..,~*$*@@#           BITE... COWBELL....?           #@@*$*~,..
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....,~*$*@ AND  THATS   WHY  YOU  NEED  THE  REMAKE @*$*~,....
.....,~*$* BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL  ONE IS IN A MUSEUM *$*~,.....
......,~*$ GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. $*~,......
.......,~* PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW  ONE RUNS *~,.......
........,~              ON AA BATTERIES             ~,........
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