TR OH EIGHT             
                                          
                         
                                          
              THE SMOOTH BOY!             
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE  REMAKE   OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
            FROM THE EIGHTIES             
                                          
 "IT CAME TO ME IN A  DREAM"  AS THEY SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE,  AND THE RIGHT ANSWER IS  THAT YOU 
 HAVE  WHATEVER YOU  HAVE, SOMETHING AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP  BABY) MAKING  AT LAST THE  TEA... 
                                          
 BUT  THE REAL DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE THEM 
 WHAT THEY WANT -  A REALLY  REALLY CRISP 
 AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION,  
 HIHATS  OR NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND THE TOMS, THE  BEP  BEP  BOP, 
 BAP,  A  QUIESCENT   SNARE...  A   CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS  WHY  YOU   NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS  IN A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING  A BOTIQUE, THE NEW ONE RUNS 
              ON AA BATTERIES