TR OH EIGHT              
                                          
                         
                                          
             THE SMOOTH BOY!              
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE   REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
            FROM THE EIGHTIES             
                                          
 "IT CAME  TO ME IN A DREAM" AS THEY  SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE, AND THE RIGHT ANSWER  IS  THAT YOU 
 HAVE WHATEVER YOU HAVE,  SOMETHING  AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP  BABY) MAKING  AT LAST THE  TEA... 
                                          
 BUT  THE REAL DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL  NOT APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT THEY  WANT  - A REALLY REALLY CRISP 
  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, 
 HIHATS OR NO HIHATS, KICK  WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY AND  THE  TOMS,  THE BEP  BEP BOP, 
 BAP,  A   QUIESCENT   SNARE...  A  CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND   THATS  WHY  YOU  NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL  ONE IS IN A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW  ONE RUNS 
              ON AA BATTERIES