My  Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A   Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get  How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In,  Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette  -  Which Means 
 The  B Side Is  Played Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now  I  Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise Floor  Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It  Is The  Motor, I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really Rad Red  Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know    The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference  But It Applies  Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update: This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need  To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There    With   Your   Hand