My Good Fathers  Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And  Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette - Which  Means 
 The B Side Is  Played  Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So  Now I Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A  Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If It Is  The  Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really Rad  Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A  Much Neater Actual  Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It Applies  Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko And 
 You Need To Flip It Over Constantly  And 
 Get   In    There   With    Your    Hand