My Good  Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A   Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I  Don'T Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out,  And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette -  Which Means 
 The B  Side Is  Played Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now I Have To  Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise Floor  Which Is 
 Great,  But  There   Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It  Is The Motor,  I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really Rad  Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A Much Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference But It Applies  Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It Over  Constantly And 
 Get   In    There    With   Your    Hand