My Good Fathers Good  Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A  Two track   Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I  Don'T Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca  In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The  Cassette - Which  Means 
 The  B Side Is Played  Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now I Have  To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It  Is The  Motor, I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There  Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A  Much Neater Actual  Speed Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It Applies  Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It  Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There    With    Your   Hand