MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND  GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A  TWO TRACK  TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS.  IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN,  TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON  THE CASSETTE - WHICH  MEANS 
 THE B SIDE IS  PLAYED  BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO NOW  I HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES  A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS   SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF  IT IS THE  MOTOR, I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE  IS A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A MUCH NEATER  ACTUAL  SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE    PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT APPLIES ALSO  TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE: THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY  AND 
 GET    IN    THERE    WITH   YOUR   HAND