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.......... PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ..........
.......... OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ..........
.......... OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ..........
.......... START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ..........
.......... OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ..........
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.........- I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME -.........
........-« [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME «-........
.......-«/ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET /«-.......
......-«/§ EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T §/«-......
.....-«/§& KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE &§/«-.....
....-«/§&¤ TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ¤&§/«-....
...-«/§&¤# YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL #¤&§/«-...
..-«/§&¤## BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ##¤&§/«-..
.-«/§&¤### "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ###¤&§/«-.
..-«/§&¤## YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ##¤&§/«-..
...-«/§&¤# HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY #¤&§/«-...
....-«/§&¤ MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ¤&§/«-....
.....-«/§& SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY &§/«-.....
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