they  have told  me to  mount in the car 
 and  drive it to some  town  to fix some 
 stuff.  i  drive as  good  as i can  but 
 it's not helping. i dont have  a drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm  at  a  dam  slash  river slash  art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying  flat on  my  stomach and have  to 
 pedal with my hands.  fuck! i understand 
 quickly that the only option  here is to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
      straight, as you're supposed to