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#%$:«-¨¨¨¨ AND DRIVE IT TO  SOME  TOWN TO FIX  SOME ¨¨¨¨-«:$%#
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#¶#%$:«-¨¨ IT'S  NOT HELPING. I DONT HAVE A DRIVERS ¨¨-«:$%#¶#
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#%$:«-¨¨¨¨ PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M ¨¨¨¨-«:$%#
%$:«-¨¨¨¨¨ LYING FLAT  ON  MY  STOMACH AND  HAVE TO ¨¨¨¨¨-«:$%
#%$:«-¨¨¨¨ PEDAL WITH  MY HANDS. FUCK! I UNDERSTAND ¨¨¨¨-«:$%#
¶#%$:«-¨¨¨ QUICKLY THAT THE ONLY OPTION  HERE IS TO ¨¨¨-«:$%#¶
#¶#%$:«-¨¨ PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP ¨¨-«:$%#¶#
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