4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     
                                          
 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY 
                                          
            4LCOHOL           
            4LCOHOL           
           4LCOHOL            
                                          
 1 DONT KNOW, 1 F3EL H4PPY,  B3C4USE ON3. 
 DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK  4ND TH3RE'S TH1S 
       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       
             1N TH3 END, SW3ET            
                                          
 4ROUND  TH1RTY  P3RCENT  OF  TH3 4LCOHOL 
 3NTERS  TH3 BLOODSTR34M 4LR3ADY  1N  TH3 
 MOUTH, OR SO 1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO  LOOK UP 
           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           
                                          
                       
                                          
 F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T M3  OUT OF MY  DRUNK 
 T1M3   FOR  M3  1S   B34UT1FUL  CUZ   1M 
              1NFINITY MUNK               
 1 C4N  DO 1T 4NYWAY 1NSID3  4ND W1THSID3 
                4M S1D3 4ND               
 1M  4  SPH3R1C4L  3NT1TY! 1M FROM  OUT3R 
                 SP4C3...                 
                                          
                       
                                          
 OK1  1 JUST  DR4NK THR3E  MOUTHFULLS  OF 
 W1N3. 1  DR4NK  FOUR  STRONG  B3ERS  4ND 
 M4YB3 THR3E  OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. 
                                          
 4  TH1NG 1 DONT  C4R3  4BOUT  TH3  T4ST3 
 4NYMOR3 1 DO 4T  TH3 ST4RT BUT  NOT NOW. 
 TH3RES 4 T1M3LINE  GO1NG  FROM  C4R3  TO 
                 NOT C4R3                 
                                          
                       
                                          
 H4HA  SUDD3NLY  O  H4D   ON  SOM3  W3URD 
 F1NG3R ON  MY F1NG3R TH3N Y3STERD4Y  4ND 
 1  4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D TH3N 1 W4S ON TH3 
 TO1L3T  LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE W4S SOM3TH1NG 
 WRONG W1TH  F  -1NG3R.  1 M34N  W1TH  MY 
 L3FT  1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH MY 
 R1GHT  CHOPP3D  MYS3LF  W1TH   ,4N   4X3 
                    SO                    
                                          
 WTF 1S  WHY H4V3 1 TH3 WRONG  F1NG3R  4S 
                  D3F4ULT                 
                                          
                       
                                          
 R34D   MOR3   4BOUT  TYP3S   OF  4LCOHOL 
                                          
   B3ER     W1N3    C1D3R      K1R