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......:†&# WHITE NOISE  IS THE  SOUND  OF BIG  BANG #&†:......
..~:†%&&##       THE UNIVERSES SEDATIVE HISS        ##&&%†:~..
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..~~~††&&& PINK NOISE  IS  THE SOUND  OF THE  RIVER &&&††~~~..
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..~:†%&### BROWN NOISE  IS THE  SOUND OF YOUR BLOOD ###&%†:~..
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..~:†%&&## BLACK NOISE IS THE SOUND OF THE NEW MOON ##&&%†:~..
....~~††&#         IN A CLOUDLESS NIGHT SKY         #&††~~....
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