KORG                   
              VOLC4  FM              
                                          
  
 FR3QUENCY MODUL4T1ON  1S GR34T  ON P4P3R 
 OR  W1TH  4  US3R  1NT3RF4CE TH4T'S  NOT 
   4CT1V3LY WORK1NG 4GA1NST YOU. TH4T'S   
 R34LLY  4LL  TH3RE  1S  TO  S4Y  ON  TH3 
                  M4TT3R.                 
                                          
 4CTUALLY,  1'M  S3LL1NG TH1S  ON3.  FUCK 
                   1T.                    
                                          
  
 1  W4S HOP1NG FOR  1T  TO VOC4L1Z3  L1K3 
 B34STSK1N 4RMOR,  OR  P3RH4PS  OFF3R  M3 
 TH3  S4M3  K1ND OF  D3FENS1VE  4B1LITI3S 
  (R3GENER4T1ON, COLD R3S1ST4NCE). 1 W4S  
 R34LLY  HOP1NG 1T WOULD  L3T M3  SURV1V3 
      RYTKUCH1. D3COR4TE CH4UNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT NO! OUT OF TH3  BOX  1T SOUNDS  L1K3 
 PL4ST1C 4ND 1F YOU WR1GGL3 TH3  D14LS 1T 
 SOUNDS  L1K3 4N  4NGRY  D14L  UP.  FUCK!