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%*=~,.....           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            .....,~=*%
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=~,....... BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, .......,~=
~,........ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN  BEING ........,~
,.........             TO COME TO HARM.             .........,
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,......... A  BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT .........,
~,........ BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ........,~
=~,....... ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. .......,~=
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%*=~,..... A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN .....,~=*%
&%*=~,.... EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ....,~=*%&
#&%*=~,... DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR ...,~=*%&#
##&%*=~,..               SECOND LAWS.               ..,~=*%&##
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&%*=~,....   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ....,~=*%&
%*=~,..... BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I .....,~=*%
*=~,......   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ......,~=*
=~,.......         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        .......,~=
~,........    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ........,~
,.........                THINGS...                 .........,
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,......... THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY .........,
~,........                  INSIDE.                 ........,~
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