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##§%^^~~¨¨ ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ ¨¨~~^^%§##
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##§%^^~~¨¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨¨~~^^%§##
###§%^^~~¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨~~^^%§###
##§%^^~~¨¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨¨~~^^%§##
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##§%^^~~¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨~~^^%§##
###§%^^~~¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨~~^^%§###
##§%^^~~¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨~~^^%§##
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##§%^^~~¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨~~^^%§##
###§%^^~~¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨~~^^%§###
##§%^^~~¨¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¨¨~~^^%§##
#§%^^~~¨¨¨ SECOND LAWS. ¨¨¨~~^^%§#
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###§%^^~~¨ #### ¨~~^^%§###
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#§%^^~~¨¨¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨¨¨~~^^%§#
##§%^^~~¨¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨¨~~^^%§##
###§%^^~~¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨~~^^%§###
##§%^^~~¨¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨¨~~^^%§##
#§%^^~~¨¨¨ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨¨¨~~^^%§#
##§%^^~~¨¨ THINGS... ¨¨~~^^%§##
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##§%^^~~¨¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨¨~~^^%§##
#§%^^~~¨¨¨ INSIDE. ¨¨¨~~^^%§#
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