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&&%%%~¨¨¨¨            ¨~~~ Batteries ~~~¨           ¨¨¨¨~%%%&&
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@&%~¨¨¨¨¨¨ Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ¨¨¨¨¨¨~%&@
@@&%%%^~^¨ Through  Inaction, Allow  A Human  Being ¨^~^%%%&@@
##@&%%^~^¨             To Come To Harm.             ¨^~^%%&@##
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&&&%%%^~^¨ A Battery Must  Obey The Orders Given It ¨^~^%%%&&&
@@%%~^¨¨¨¨ By  Human  Beings   Except   Where  Such ¨¨¨¨^~%%@@
##@&%%^~^¨ Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ¨^~^%%&@##
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###&%%^~^¨ A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ¨^~^%%&###
@@&%%%^~^¨ Existence  As  Long  As  Such Protection ¨^~^%%%&@@
@@%%%~~~^¨ Does  Not Conflict  With  The  First  Or ¨^~~~%%%@@
##@&%%^~^¨               Second Laws.               ¨^~^%%&@##
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###&%%^~^¨   These Things Power Almost Everything,  ¨^~^%%&###
&%%^^^¨¨¨¨ But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ¨¨¨¨^^^%%&
@&&%%^~^¨¨   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ¨¨^~^%%&&@
#@@&%%^~^¨        Think Double A, Triple A,         ¨^~^%%&@@#
#@%%%%^~^¨    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    ¨^~^%%%%@#
##@&%%^~^¨                 Things...                ¨^~^%%&@##
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#&&&%%^~^¨ They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ¨^~^%%&&&#
&&%^^¨¨¨¨¨                 Inside.                  ¨¨¨¨¨^^%&&
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