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,,,,,~†%%#                                          #%%†~,,,,,
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,,,,;††¤¤¤           ,~~~ Batteries ~~~,            ¤¤¤††;,,,,
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,,~;†%¤### Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ###¤%†;~,,
,,~~~††††¤ Through  Inaction,  Allow A  Human Being ¤††††~~~,,
,,,,,,,;†¤             To Come To Harm.             ¤†;,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,~†¤ A Battery Must Obey  The Orders Given It ¤†~,,,,,,,
,,~;†%#### By  Human   Beings  Except   Where  Such ####%†;~,,
,,~;†%#### Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ####%†;~,,
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,,,,,,~†¤¤ A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ¤¤†~,,,,,,
,,~;†%¤### Existence  As  Long  As  Such Protection ###¤%†;~,,
,,,,,,~†¤# Does  Not  Conflict With  The  First  Or #¤†~,,,,,,
,,~;††%¤¤¤               Second Laws.               ¤¤¤%††;~,,
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,,,,,,;†¤¤                   ####                   ¤¤†;,,,,,,
,,,,~~~†%#                                          #%†~~~,,,,
,,~;†%%%¤#   These Things Power Almost Everything,  #¤%%%†;~,,
,,,,,~†%## But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ##%†~,,,,,
,,,,,,~~†¤   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ¤†~~,,,,,,
,,~;†%¤###         Think Double A, Triple A,        ###¤%†;~,,
,,~;†%¤###    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    ###¤%†;~,,
,,~;†%¤###                Things...                 ###¤%†;~,,
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,,,,~;%¤## They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ##¤%;~,,,,
,,,,,,~†¤¤                  Inside.                 ¤¤†~,,,,,,
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