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....-:%@§@           .--- BATTERIES ---.            @§@%:-....
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..-:%@§@## BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ##@§@%:-..
...-:%@§@# THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING #@§@%:-...
....-:%@§@             TO COME TO HARM.             @§@%:-....
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..-:%@§@## A BATTERY MUST OBEY  THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##@§@%:-..
...-:%@§@# BY  HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE   SUCH #@§@%:-...
....-:%@§@ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. @§@%:-....
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..-:%@§@## A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ##@§@%:-..
...-:%@§@# EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION #@§@%:-...
....-:%@§@ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR @§@%:-....
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...-:%@§@#   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  #@§@%:-...
..-:%@§@## BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ##@§@%:-..
...-:%@§@#   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   #@§@%:-...
....-:%@§@        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         @§@%:-....
...-:%@§@#    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    #@§@%:-...
..-:%@§@##                THINGS...                 ##@§@%:-..
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....-:%@§@ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY @§@%:-....
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