,:~*$%@@@#                                          #@@@%$*~:,
,:~*$%@@##                                          ##@@%$*~:,
,:~*$$%%@@                                          @@%%$$*~:,
,,,,,,~*%@                                          @%*~,,,,,,
:~*$%@@###                                          ###@@%$*~:
,:~*$%@@##           ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,            ##@@%$*~:,
,,,,:~~*%@                                          @%*~~:,,,,
,,,,,~~$@# BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, #@$~~,,,,,
,:~*$%@### THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN  BEING ###@%$*~:,
,:::~~$$%@             TO COME TO HARM.             @%$$~~:::,
,:~*$%@@@#                                          #@@@%$*~:,
,,,:::*%@# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN  IT #@%*:::,,,
,,,::~$%@@ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH @@%$~::,,,
,:~*$%@@@@ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. @@@@%$*~:,
,,,,~$%@@#                                          #@@%$~,,,,
,,::~$%%@@ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN @@%%$~::,,
,:~*$%@@## EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ##@@%$*~:,
,:~*$%@### DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR ###@%$*~:,
,:~*$%@###               SECOND LAWS.               ###@%$*~:,
,:~*$%@@##                                          ##@@%$*~:,
,:~*$%%@@@                   ####                   @@@%%$*~:,
,:~*$%@@@@                                          @@@@%$*~:,
,,,~*$$@@@  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   @@@$$*~,,,
,,,,,,~$$@ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I @$$~,,,,,,
,,,~*$%@@#   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   #@@%$*~,,,
,,,,,,~$%@        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         @%$~,,,,,,
,,,:~*$%%@    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    @%%$*~:,,,
,:~*$$%%@#                THINGS...                 #@%%$$*~:,
,:~*$%@@@#                                          #@@@%$*~:,
,:~*$%@### THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ###@%$*~:,
,:~*$%@###                  INSIDE.                 ###@%$*~:,
,:~*$@@###                                          ###@@$*~:,
,:~*$%@@##                                          ##@@%$*~:,
,,,~~$$%@@                                          @@%$$~~,,,
,:~*$%@@##                                          ##@@%$*~:,
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