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##¶#§%^=:¨            ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨           ¨:=^%§#¶##
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###¶#%^=:¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨:=^%#¶###
#%%^=:::¨¨ THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING ¨¨:::=^%%#
##§§§%^=:¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨:=^%§§§##
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###¶#§%=:¨ A  BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨:=%§#¶###
¶§§%==¨¨¨¨ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ¨¨¨¨==%§§¶
¶#%%^==¨¨¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨¨¨==^%%#¶
##¶#§%^=:¨                                          ¨:=^%§#¶##
¶¶§%=:¨¨¨¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨¨¨¨:=%§¶¶
##¶#§%^=:¨ EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ¨:=^%§#¶##
¶#§^^=¨¨¨¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR ¨¨¨¨=^^§#¶
##¶#§%^=:¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨:=^%§#¶##
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###¶#§%^=:   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  :=^%§#¶###
#%%^====:¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨:====^%%#
####§%^=:¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨:=^%§####
##¶#§%^=:¨        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ¨:=^%§#¶##
##¶#§%^=:¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨:=^%§#¶##
###¶§%^=:¨                THINGS...                 ¨:=^%§¶###
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#§%^===¨¨¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨¨¨===^%§#
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