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¨:==^§#### ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨ ####§^==:¨
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¨¨¨¨¨==^§§ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, §§^==¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨::=^§ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING §^=::¨¨¨¨¨
¨:==^§§### TO COME TO HARM. ###§§^==:¨
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¨¨¨¨¨===§§ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT §§===¨¨¨¨¨
¨:==^§§### BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ###§§^==:¨
¨:==^§§### ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ###§§^==:¨
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¨¨¨¨:=^^§§ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN §§^^=:¨¨¨¨
¨:==^§§§§# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #§§§§^==:¨
¨¨:===^§## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##§^===:¨¨
¨:==^§§### SECOND LAWS. ###§§^==:¨
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¨¨:==^§§## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##§§^==:¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:=^§§ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I §§^=:¨¨¨¨¨
¨:==^§§### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ###§§^==:¨
¨¨¨¨¨:==§§ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, §§==:¨¨¨¨¨
¨:==^§§### TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ###§§^==:¨
¨¨¨:===§§# THINGS... #§§===:¨¨¨
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¨:==^§§### THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ###§§^==:¨
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