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#§§**§\~,.                                          .,~\§**§§#
###§*§\~,.           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            .,~\§*§###
##§§§§\~,.                                          .,~\§§§§##
###§*§\~,. BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, .,~\§*§###
#§*\~..... THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING .....~\*§#
###§*§\~,.             TO COME TO HARM.             .,~\§*§###
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§§\~,,,... A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT ...,,,~\§§
§*§§~~.... BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ....~~§§*§
##§§§~~... ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ...~~§§§##
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§§\~~~.... A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ....~~~\§§
##§§*§\~,. EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION .,~\§*§§##
###§*§\~,. DOES  NOT CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR .,~\§*§###
#§§§§\~,..               SECOND LAWS.               ..,~\§§§§#
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###§*§\~,.                   ####                   .,~\§*§###
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###§*§\~,.   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  .,~\§*§###
###§*§\~,. BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I .,~\§*§###
###§*§\~,.   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   .,~\§*§###
###§*§\~,.        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         .,~\§*§###
###§*§\~,.    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    .,~\§*§###
###§*§\~,.                THINGS...                 .,~\§*§###
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###§*§\~,. THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY .,~\§*§###
#**§§\,...                 INSIDE.                  ...,\§§**#
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####*§\~,.                                          .,~\§*####
§*\,,.....                                          .....,,\*§