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¨¨-»*^%§## BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ##§%^*»-¨¨
¨¨¨-»*^%§# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #§%^*»-¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-»*^%§ TO COME TO HARM. §%^*»-¨¨¨¨
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¨¨-»*^%§## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##§%^*»-¨¨
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¨¨-»*^%§## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##§%^*»-¨¨
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¨¨¨¨-»*^%§ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN §%^*»-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨-»*^%§# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #§%^*»-¨¨¨
¨¨-»*^%§## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##§%^*»-¨¨
¨-»*^%§### SECOND LAWS. ###§%^*»-¨
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¨¨¨-»*^%§# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #§%^*»-¨¨¨
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¨-»*^%§### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ###§%^*»-¨
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