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&&$/-^^¨¨¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨¨¨^^-/$&&
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#$^---¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨¨---^$#
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&&&^^//-^¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨^-//^^&&&
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#&$//^¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨¨^//$
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#$^-^^¨¨¨¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨¨¨¨^^-^$#
&&&^^^/-^¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨^-/^^^&&&
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