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.##...###. Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, #..#.##..#
.###..#.## Through  Inaction,  Allow  A Human Being ##...###..
.#.##...##             To Come To Harm.             ###..#.##.
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#..#.##... A Battery Must  Obey The Orders Given It ..###..#.#
##...###.. By   Human   Beings  Except  Where  Such ..#.##...#
.##..#.##. Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. #...###..#
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.#.##..#.# A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ###...###.
...###...# Existence  As  Long  As  Such Protection #.##..#.##
#..#.##..# Does  Not  Conflict  With  The  First Or ..###...##
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..#.##...#   These Things Power Almost Everything,  ......#.##
#...###..# But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ........##
##..#.##..   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ........#.
###...###.        Think Double A, Triple A,         #.........
#.##..#.##    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    .#........
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....###... They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty .#..#.....
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