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.,=;^@§¶@# .=== BATTERIES ===. #@¶§@^;=,.
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.......=^§ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, §^=.......
....,,;@§@ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING @§@;,,....
.,=;^@§¶@# TO COME TO HARM. #@¶§@^;=,.
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......,=^§ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT §^=,......
......=^§§ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH §§^=......
.,=;^@§¶@@ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. @@¶§@^;=,.
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...,=;@§¶¶ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¶¶§@;=,...
....=;^^@§ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION §@^^;=....
.,=;^§¶@## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##@¶§^;=,.
......=^^§ SECOND LAWS. §^^=......
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.,=;^@§¶@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@¶§@^;=,.
.,=;^@§¶## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##¶§@^;=,.
.,=;^@§@## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##@§@^;=,.
....,;;^@¶ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¶@^;;,....
.,=;^@§¶@# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #@¶§@^;=,.
.,=;^@§¶@@ THINGS... @@¶§@^;=,.
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.,=;^@§¶@# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #@¶§@^;=,.
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