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...~«*%$§# BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH #§$%*«~...
....~«*%$§ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. §$%*«~....
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.....~«*%$ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION $%*«~.....
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...~«*%$§#  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   #§$%*«~...
....~«*%$§ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I §$%*«~....
.....~«*%$   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   $%*«~.....
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