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#£§@=*~...           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            ...~*=@§£#
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#£§@=*~... BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ...~*=@§£#
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#£§@=*~... A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT ...~*=@§£#
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#£§@=*~... ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ...~*=@§£#
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#£§@=*~... A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ...~*=@§£#
##£§@=*~.. EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ..~*=@§£##
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##£§@=*~..  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ..~*=@§£##
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##£§@=*~..   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ..~*=@§£##
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