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*=~^...... .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~. ......^~=*
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~^........ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ........^~
^......... THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING .........^
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.......... A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ..........
.......... BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ..........
.......... ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ..........
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^......... EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION .........^
~^........ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ........^~
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¶@&*=~^... THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ...^~=*&@¶
@¶@&*=~^.. BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ..^~=*&@¶@
#@¶@&*=~^. SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. .^~=*&@¶@#
@¶@&*=~^.. THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ..^~=*&@¶@
¶@&*=~^... TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ...^~=*&@¶
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*=~^...... THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ......^~=*
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