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*:-~...... .--- BATTERIES ---. ......~-:*
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-~........ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ........~-
~......... THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING .........~
.......... TO COME TO HARM. ..........
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.......... A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ..........
.......... BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ..........
.......... ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ..........
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-~........ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ........~-
:-~....... EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION .......~-:
*:-~...... DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ......~-:*
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#@¶#*:-~.. BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ..~-:*#¶@#
@¶#*:-~... SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ...~-:*#¶@
¶#*:-~.... THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ....~-:*#¶
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*:-~...... THINGS... ......~-:*
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-~........ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ........~-
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