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¨¨¨¨§§¨¨§¨ ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨ ¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨§§§§§¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨¨¨¨¨§§¨§¨
¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING §¨¨¨¨§¨§§§
§¨¨¨§§¨¨¨§ TO COME TO HARM. §§¨¨¨§§§¨¨
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§¨§¨§§§§¨§ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT §§§§¨§§¨§§
¨§§§§¨¨¨§§ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨¨¨§§¨§§¨
¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨§
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¨¨¨§¨§¨§§¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨§¨¨§¨¨§§¨
¨¨¨§§§§§¨§ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨§§¨§§¨§¨§
§¨¨§¨¨¨¨§§ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR §§¨§§¨§§§§
¨§¨§§¨¨¨§¨ SECOND LAWS. §¨§§¨§§¨¨¨
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§§¨§§§¨§¨¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨¨§¨§§¨§¨§
¨¨§§¨¨§§§¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨¨§§§¨§§§§
§¨§¨§¨§¨¨§ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. §¨§¨¨§§¨¨¨
§§§§§§§§¨§ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨§§§¨§¨§¨¨
§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨§¨¨§§§§§¨
§§¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨ THINGS... §§§¨§¨¨¨¨§
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§¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨§
¨§§¨§¨¨¨§§ INSIDE. §§§§§¨§§¨§
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