§¨§¨§§§¨¨§                                          §§§¨¨§§§¨§
§§§§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨¨§¨§¨¨§§¨
¨¨¨§¨§§§§¨                                          ¨§§§§¨§¨§§
¨¨§§§¨¨¨§¨                                          §¨¨¨§§§§¨§
¨§¨¨§¨¨§§¨                                          §¨¨§¨¨¨§§§
§§¨§§¨§¨§§           ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨            §¨§§¨¨§¨¨§
¨§§¨§§§§¨¨                                          §§¨§¨§§¨§¨
§¨§§¨¨¨§¨§ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨§§§§¨§§§¨
§§¨§¨¨§§§¨ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING §¨¨¨§§¨¨§§
¨§§§¨§¨¨§¨             TO COME TO HARM.             §¨¨§¨§¨§¨¨
§¨¨§§§¨§§¨                                          §¨§§§§§§¨¨
§¨§¨¨§§¨§¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT §§¨¨¨¨¨§¨§
§§§¨§¨§§§¨ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE   SUCH ¨§¨¨¨¨§§§¨
¨¨§§§§¨¨§¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. §§¨¨¨§¨¨§§
¨§¨¨¨§¨§§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§§¨§¨§
§§¨¨§§§¨§§ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN §§¨§¨§§§§§
¨§¨§¨¨§§¨¨ EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ¨§§§§¨¨¨¨¨
§§§§¨§¨§¨¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR §¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨§§§§§¨§               SECOND LAWS.               §¨¨§§¨¨¨¨§
¨¨§¨¨¨¨§§§                                          §¨§¨§¨¨¨§§
¨§§¨¨¨§¨¨¨                   ####                   §§§§§¨¨§¨§
§¨§¨¨§§¨¨§                                          ¨¨¨¨§¨§§§§
§§§¨§¨§¨§¨   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨
¨¨§§§§§§§§ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§
¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨§§¨§§¨¨§§
§§¨¨¨¨¨¨§§        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         §¨§§¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    §§¨§§§§§§¨
§§¨¨¨¨§§¨¨                THINGS...                 ¨§§¨¨¨¨¨§¨
¨§¨¨¨§¨§¨§                                          §¨§¨¨¨¨§§§
§§¨¨§§§§§§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §§§¨¨¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨                  INSIDE.                 ¨¨§¨¨§§¨§¨
§§§§¨¨¨¨¨§                                          ¨§§¨§¨§§§¨
¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨                                          §¨§§§§¨¨§§
¨¨§§¨¨¨§§¨                                          §§¨¨¨§¨§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§§§§§§
§§§§¨§§§§§                                          §§¨§¨¨¨¨¨§