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,:~^*&£@## ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~, ##@£&*^~:,
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,:~^*&£@## BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ##@£&*^~:,
,:::~**££# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #££**~:::,
,:~^*&£@## TO COME TO HARM. ##@£&*^~:,
,,,,,:~*£# #£*~:,,,,,
,:~^*&£@@@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT @@@£&*^~:,
,,,,,,~^&£ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH £&^~,,,,,,
,,,,:~*&&£ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. £&&*~:,,,,
,:~^*&£@@@ @@@£&*^~:,
,,:::^**£@ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN @£**^:::,,
,,,,:^*££@ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION @££*^:,,,,
,,,,,~*&££ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ££&*~,,,,,
,,,,,~~^&@ SECOND LAWS. @&^~~,,,,,
,:~^*&£@## ##@£&*^~:,
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,:~^*&£@## ##@£&*^~:,
,,,:~^^^*£ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, £*^^^~:,,,
,:~^*&£@## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##@£&*^~:,
,:~^*&£@## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##@£&*^~:,
,,,:~^^&&£ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, £&&^^~:,,,
,,,:~~~*&@ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH @&*~~~:,,,
,:~^*&£@@# THINGS... #@@£&*^~:,
,:~^*&££@@ @@££&*^~:,
,,,,:~*£££ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY £££*~:,,,,
,:~^*&£@## INSIDE. ##@£&*^~:,
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