,,~=**¤#@# #@#¤**=~,,
,,~=**¤#@# #@#¤**=~,,
,,~=**¤#@# #@#¤**=~,,
,,~=**¤@## ##@¤**=~,,
,,~=*¤#@## ##@#¤*=~,,
,,,,,~==*¤ ,~~~ Batteries ~~~, ¤*==~,,,,,
,,~~~==**# #**==~~~,,
,,,,~==*¤# Batteries May Not Harm A Human Or, #¤*==~,,,,
,,,~====*¤ Through Inaction, Allow A Human Being ¤*====~,,,
,,~=*****# To Come To Harm. #*****=~,,
,,~~=**¤¤# #¤¤**=~~,,
,,~=**¤#@# A Battery Must Obey The Orders Given It #@#¤**=~,,
,,~=**¤¤¤# By Human Beings Except Where Such #¤¤¤**=~,,
,,,,,~***# Orders Conflict With The First Law. #***~,,,,,
,,~=**¤### ###¤**=~,,
,,~=**¤#@# A Battery Must Protect Its Own #@#¤**=~,,
,,,,~**¤¤# Existence As Long As Such Protection #¤¤**~,,,,
,,~=***¤¤¤ Does Not Conflict With The First Or ¤¤¤***=~,,
,,~=**¤@## Second Laws. ##@¤**=~,,
,,,,,~=**¤ ¤**=~,,,,,
,,,,,==*¤¤ #### ¤¤*==,,,,,
,,~=*****¤ ¤*****=~,,
,,~**¤#@## These Things Power Almost Everything, ##@#¤**~,,
,,~=**¤#@# But When I Speak About Batteries I #@#¤**=~,,
,,~=**¤### Speak About Standard Household Ones. ###¤**=~,,
,,,~=**¤¤@ Think Double A, Triple A, @¤¤**=~,,,
,,~=**¤#@# Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such #@#¤**=~,,
,,~=**¤#@@ Things... @@#¤**=~,,
,,~=***¤¤# #¤¤***=~,,
,,~=**¤### They Look Slick But Are Very Dirty ###¤**=~,,
,,~=**¤¤#@ Inside. @#¤¤**=~,,
,,~=***¤¤# #¤¤***=~,,
,,~=**¤#@# #@#¤**=~,,
,,~=**¤### ###¤**=~,,
,,~=**¤#@# #@#¤**=~,,
,,~=**¤#@# #@#¤**=~,,