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¨§¨¨§§¨¨¨§ ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨ ¨¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨
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§§¨§§§§§¨§ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, §§§§§§¨¨§¨
§¨§§¨¨¨¨§§ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§
¨§§¨§¨¨¨§¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨
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§§§§¨¨§¨§¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT §§¨¨¨¨§§¨§
¨¨¨¨§¨§§§§ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨¨§¨¨¨§¨§§
§¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨§§¨¨§§§¨
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¨¨§¨§§¨§§¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN §¨§§§§§§¨§
§¨§§§¨§§¨§ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION §§§¨¨¨¨¨§§
¨§§¨¨§§¨§§ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR §¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨§¨§¨§¨§§¨ SECOND LAWS. §§¨§§¨¨¨§§
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¨§§¨¨¨¨¨§§ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, §§¨§¨§¨§¨§
§§¨§¨¨¨¨§¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨¨§§§§§§§§
¨¨§§§¨¨¨§§ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§§¨§§¨§§ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨¨§¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨§¨§§¨§§¨ THINGS... ¨¨§§§§¨¨¨¨
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¨¨§¨¨§§¨§§ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY §¨§§¨¨§§¨¨
¨¨§§¨§¨§§¨ INSIDE. §§§¨§¨§¨§¨
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