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,^-:%¤@### ,--- BATTERIES ---, ###@¤%:-^,
,,,^^:¤¤@# #@¤¤:^^,,,
,,^^-%%¤@@ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, @@¤%%-^^,,
,,,,,-%%%@ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING @%%%-,,,,,
,,,,---%¤@ TO COME TO HARM. @¤%---,,,,
,^-:%¤@### ###@¤%:-^,
,,,--:¤¤## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##¤¤:--,,,
,^-:%¤@### BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ###@¤%:-^,
,^-:%¤@### ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ###@¤%:-^,
,^-:%¤@### ###@¤%:-^,
,^-:%¤@@## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##@@¤%:-^,
,,,,,^-%%@ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION @%%-^,,,,,
,,,,,^^:¤# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #¤:^^,,,,,
,^-:%¤@### SECOND LAWS. ###@¤%:-^,
,,,,,-%%¤# #¤%%-,,,,,
,^-:%¤@### #### ###@¤%:-^,
,^-:%¤@@@# #@@@¤%:-^,
,,,--:%@@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@@%:--,,,
,^-:%¤@### BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ###@¤%:-^,
,,^-:%%¤¤@ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. @¤¤%%:-^,,
,^-:%¤@### THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ###@¤%:-^,
,,,,^::%¤@ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH @¤%::^,,,,
,,,,,^-:¤# THINGS... #¤:-^,,,,,
,^-:%¤@### ###@¤%:-^,
,,,,,-%¤@# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #@¤%-,,,,,
,^-:%¤@### INSIDE. ###@¤%:-^,
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