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###¶&$^~.,            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           ,.~^$&¶###
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#&$^~~,,,, BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ,,,,~~^$&#
¶&&$^~,,,, THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING ,,,,~^$&&¶
##¶#&$^~.,             TO COME TO HARM.             ,.~^$&#¶##
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##¶#&$^~., A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT ,.~^$&#¶##
¶#&^^^~.,, BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ,,.~^^^&#¶
#&$$$$^~., ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ,.~^$$$$&#
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##¶#&$^~., A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ,.~^$&#¶##
¶&&&&$^~., EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION ,.~^$&&&&¶
##¶#&$^~., DOES  NOT  CONFLICT WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ,.~^$&#¶##
##¶#&$^~.,               SECOND LAWS.               ,.~^$&#¶##
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###$^~.,,,   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ,,,.~^$###
##¶#&$^~., BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ,.~^$&#¶##
#$$~..,,,,   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ,,,,..~$$#
#&$^.,,,,,         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ,,,,,.^$&#
##¶#&$^~.,    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ,.~^$&#¶##
##¶#&$^~.,                THINGS...                 ,.~^$&#¶##
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##¶#&$^~., THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ,.~^$&#¶##
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