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......=:$$           .=== B4TT3R1ES ===.            $$:=......
.......=:$                                          $:=.......
........=: B4TT3R1ES  M4Y  NOT  H4RM  4  HUM4N  OR, :=........
.........= THROUGH  1N4CTION, 4LLOW  4 HUM4N  B31NG =.........
..........             TO COM3 TO H4RM.             ..........
.........=                                          =.........
........=: 4 B4TT3RY MUST OB3Y TH3 ORD3RS G1V3N  1T :=........
.......=:$ BY  HUM4N  B31NGS   3XCEPT   WH3RE  SUCH $:=.......
......=:$$ ORD3RS  CONFL1CT  W1TH  TH3  F1RST  L4W. $$:=......
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....=:$$@@ 4   B4TT3RY   MUST   PROT3CT   1TS   OWN @@$$:=....
...=:$$@@# 3X1STENCE  4S  LONG  4S SUCH  PROT3CT1ON #@@$$:=...
..=:$$@@## DO3S  NOT  CONFL1CT  W1TH  TH3  F1RST OR ##@@$$:=..
...=:$$@@#               S3COND L4WS.               #@@$$:=...
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.......=:$  TH3SE TH1NGS POW3R 4LMOST 3VERYTH1NG,   $:=.......
........=: BUT  WH3N  1  SP34K  4BOUT  B4TT3R1ES  1 :=........
.........=   SP34K 4BOUT ST4NDARD HOUS3HOLD ON3S.   =.........
..........         TH1NK DOUBL3 4, TR1PL3 4,        ..........
.........=    TW3NTYF1VE TWENTY, N1N3 VOLT, SUCH    =.........
........=:                 TH1NGS...                :=........
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......=:$$ TH3Y  LOOK  SL1CK  BUT  4R3  V3RY  D1RTY $$:=......
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