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%\~,,,,,,,            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           ,,,,,,,~\%
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~,,,,,,,,, BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ,,,,,,,,,~
,,,,,,,,,, THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW A HUMAN  BEING ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,             TO COME TO HARM.             ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, BY   HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION ,,,,,,,,,,
~,,,,,,,,, DOES NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ,,,,,,,,,~
\~,,,,,,,,               SECOND LAWS.               ,,,,,,,,~\
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@#*%\~,,,,   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ,,,,~\%*#@
#@#*%\~,,, BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ,,,~\%*#@#
##@#*%\~,,   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ,,~\%*#@##
#@#*%\~,,,         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ,,,~\%*#@#
@#*%\~,,,,    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ,,,,~\%*#@
#*%\~,,,,,                 THINGS...                ,,,,,~\%*#
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%\~,,,,,,, THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ,,,,,,,~\%
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