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,,:~†*&&@#                                          #@&&*†~:,,
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,,,,:~†*&&                                          &&*†~:,,,,
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,,,,,,:~†*            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           *†~:,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,:~ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ~:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~† THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING †~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:~†*             TO COME TO HARM.             *†~:,,,,,,
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,,,,:~†*&& A  BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT &&*†~:,,,,
,,,:~†*&&@ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH @&&*†~:,,,
,,:~†*&&@# ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. #@&&*†~:,,
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,,:~†*&&@# A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN #@&&*†~:,,
,,,:~†*&&@ EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION @&&*†~:,,,
,,,,:~†*&& DOES  NOT CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR &&*†~:,,,,
,,,,,:~†*&               SECOND LAWS.               &*†~:,,,,,
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,,,,,,,:~†                   ####                   †~:,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,:~†  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   †~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:~†* BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I *†~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~†*&   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   &*†~:,,,,,
,,,,:~†*&&         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        &&*†~:,,,,
,,,:~†*&&@    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    @&&*†~:,,,
,,:~†*&&@#                 THINGS...                #@&&*†~:,,
,:~†*&&@##                                          ##@&&*†~:,
,,:~†*&&@# THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY #@&&*†~:,,
,,,:~†*&&@                 INSIDE.                  @&&*†~:,,,
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