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,,,,,,,-~;           ,~~~ Batteries ~~~,            ;~-,,,,,,,
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,,,,,-~;%$ Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, $%;~-,,,,,
,,,,-~;%$# Through  Inaction, Allow A  Human  Being #$%;~-,,,,
,,,-~;%$##             To Come To Harm.             ##$%;~-,,,
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,-~;%$#### A Battery Must Obey The Orders  Given It ####$%;~-,
,,-~;%$### By  Human   Beings  Except   Where  Such ###$%;~-,,
,,,-~;%$## Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ##$%;~-,,,
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,,,,,-~;%$ A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own $%;~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~;% Existence  As  Long As  Such  Protection %;~-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-~; Does  Not  Conflict  With  The First  Or ;~-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-~;%               Second Laws.               %;~-,,,,,,
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,,-~;%$###   These Things Power Almost Everything,  ###$%;~-,,
,-~;%$#### But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ####$%;~-,
,,-~;%$###   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ###$%;~-,,
,,,-~;%$##         Think Double A, Triple A,        ##$%;~-,,,
,,,,-~;%$#    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    #$%;~-,,,,
,,,,,-~;%$                 Things...                $%;~-,,,,,
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,,,,,,,-~; They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ;~-,,,,,,,
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