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$^*=:..... .=== BATTERIES ===. .....:=*^$
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*=:....... BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, .......:=*
=:........ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ........:=
:......... TO COME TO HARM. .........:
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.......... A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ..........
.......... BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ..........
.......... ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ..........
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.......... A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ..........
.......... EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ..........
:......... DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR .........:
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@$^*=:.... THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ....:=*^$@
@@$^*=:... BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ...:=*^$@@
@@@$^*=:.. SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ..:=*^$@@@
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$^*=:..... THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY .....:=*^$
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