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...:::†§&@           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            @&§†:::...
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.:~†§&&@## BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ##@&&§†~:.
.:~~~††&&& THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING &&&††~~~:.
.:~†§&&@##             TO COME TO HARM.             ##@&&§†~:.
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....:†&&@@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT @@&&†:....
.:~†§&&@## BY  HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE   SUCH ##@&&§†~:.
......~§&& ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. &&§~......
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.:~†§&&@## A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ##@&&§†~:.
..:::†††&@ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION @&†††:::..
.:~†§&&@## DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR ##@&&§†~:.
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...~†§§§&@  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   @&§§§†~...
...::~†&&@ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I @&&†~::...
.:~†§&&@##   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ##@&&§†~:.
....:††§&@        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         @&§††:....
....:~§&&#    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    #&&§~:....
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.:~†§§§§&& THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY &&§§§§†~:.
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