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#¶§&^~^...           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            ...^~^&§¶#
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§&^~^..... BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, .....^~^&§
&^~^...... THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING ......^~^&
^~^.......             TO COME TO HARM.             .......^~^
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^......... A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT .........^
.......... BY  HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE   SUCH ..........
^......... ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. .........^
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^~^....... A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN .......^~^
&^~^...... EXISTENCE AS  LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ......^~^&
§&^~^..... DOES  NOT  CONFLICT WITH  THE  FIRST  OR .....^~^&§
¶§&^~^....               SECOND LAWS.               ....^~^&§¶
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##¶§&^~^..  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ..^~^&§¶##
#¶§&^~^... BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ...^~^&§¶#
¶§&^~^....   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ....^~^&§¶
§&^~^.....         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        .....^~^&§
&^~^......    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ......^~^&
^~^.......                 THINGS...                .......^~^
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^......... THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY .........^
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