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§¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨ ¨--- BATTERIES ---¨ §¨§¨§§§¨§¨
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¨¨§¨§¨¨§§§ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, §¨¨¨¨§¨§¨¨
¨¨§§§§¨§¨¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨§¨¨¨§§§§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§§§¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨§
§¨§§¨¨§¨¨§ ¨§¨§¨§§¨¨§
¨§§¨§¨§§¨§ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT §§§§§§¨§¨§
§§¨§§§§¨§§ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH §¨¨¨¨¨§§§§
¨¨§§¨¨¨§§¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨
¨¨§¨§¨¨§¨§ §§§¨¨¨§§¨¨
¨¨§§§§¨§§§ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§§¨¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION §¨¨§§¨§§§§
§¨§§¨¨§¨§¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¨§¨§¨§§¨¨¨
§§§¨§¨§§§§ SECOND LAWS. §§§§§§¨§¨¨
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§§¨§¨¨¨§¨¨ #### ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
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§¨§¨¨§¨§¨§ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, §§¨¨¨¨§¨§§
¨§§§¨§§§§§ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨¨§¨¨¨§§§¨
¨§¨¨§§¨¨¨¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨¨§§¨¨§¨¨§
§§§¨§¨§¨¨¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨¨§§§§§¨¨ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨§§§§§§¨§§
§¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨ THINGS... §§¨¨¨¨¨§§¨
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¨¨§§¨§¨¨§¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY §§§§¨¨¨§§§
§¨§¨§§§¨§§ INSIDE. §¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
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