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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨=†@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT @†=¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨=††@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @††=¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨==†@# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #@†==¨¨¨¨¨
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¨.=††$@@@@ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN @@@@$††=.¨
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¨.=††$@@## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##@@$††=.¨
¨.=††$@@## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##@@$††=.¨
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