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¨¨¨¨¨¨.~^* ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ *^~.¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~^*% %*^~.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨.~^*%@ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, @%*^~.¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨.~^*%@# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #@%*^~.¨¨¨
¨¨.~^*%@#@ TO COME TO HARM. @#@%*^~.¨¨
¨.~^*%@#@# #@#@%*^~.¨
¨¨.~^*%@#@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT @#@%*^~.¨¨
¨¨¨.~^*%@# BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH #@%*^~.¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨.~^*%@ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. @%*^~.¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~^*% %*^~.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨.~^* A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN *^~.¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~^ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ^~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨.~ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ~.¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨.~^* *^~.¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~^*% THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, %*^~.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨.~^*%@ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I @%*^~.¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨.~^*%@# SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. #@%*^~.¨¨¨
¨¨.~^*%@#@ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, @#@%*^~.¨¨
¨.~^*%@#@# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #@#@%*^~.¨
¨¨.~^*%@#@ THINGS... @#@%*^~.¨¨
¨¨¨.~^*%@# #@%*^~.¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨.~^*%@ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY @%*^~.¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~^*% INSIDE. %*^~.¨¨¨¨¨
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