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¨~»:%$#@## ¨»»» BATTERIES »»»¨ ##@#$%:»~¨
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¨¨¨¨¨»:$## BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ##$:»¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨»»:%#@# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #@#%:»»¨¨¨
¨~»:%$#@## TO COME TO HARM. ##@#$%:»~¨
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¨~»:%%%$#@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT @#$%%%:»~¨
¨~»:%$$### BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ###$$%:»~¨
¨~»:%$#@## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##@#$%:»~¨
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¨¨¨¨~»»:$# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #$:»»~¨¨¨¨
¨~»:%$@### EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ###@$%:»~¨
¨~»:%$#@## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##@#$%:»~¨
¨~»:%%%%$@ SECOND LAWS. @$%%%%:»~¨
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¨¨¨¨¨»%$## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##$%»¨¨¨¨¨
¨~»:%$#@## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##@#$%:»~¨
¨~»::%$### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ###$%::»~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~:$@ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, @$:~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~»:%$#@@@ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH @@@#$%:»~¨
¨~»:%$#### THINGS... ####$%:»~¨
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¨~»:%$#@## THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ##@#$%:»~¨
¨~»:%$#@## INSIDE. ##@#$%:»~¨
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