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¨,~^%&&&@# ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ #@&&&%^~,¨
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¨,~^%%&@ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, @#&&%%^~,¨
¨,~^%@## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##@#&%^~,¨
¨,~^%@## TO COME TO HARM. ##@#&%^~,¨
¨,~^%@## ##@#&%^~,¨
¨,~^%@## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##@#&%^~,¨
¨¨¨¨¨~%%%# BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH #%%%~¨¨¨¨¨
¨,~^%@## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##@#&%^~,¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨,^%# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #%^,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨,,~%%### EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ###%%~,,¨¨
¨¨¨~^^%%&@ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR @&%%^^~¨¨¨
¨,~^%##@ SECOND LAWS. @###&%^~,¨
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¨,~^%@## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##@#&%^~,¨
¨¨¨¨,^^%## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##%^^,¨¨¨¨
¨,~^^^^@ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. @#&^^^^~,¨
¨,~^%@## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##@#&%^~,¨
¨¨¨¨¨~%# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ##&%~¨¨¨¨¨
¨,~^%@## THINGS... ##@#&%^~,¨
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¨,~^%&&&&@ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY @&&&&%^~,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~%## INSIDE. ##%~¨¨¨¨¨¨
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